You Too Can Ruin The STAR WARS Franchise Like George Lucas Did! Play The Simulator

You Too Can Ruin The STAR WARS Franchise Like George Lucas Did! Play The Simulator

Hit the jump to play Star Wars: Sequel Debacle Simulatron, which is a game that allows you to pick and choose the writer, director, and star for an upcoming Star Wars film. Heck, you can even pick the title and decide how much action, comedy or romance you want.

To celebrate 2012 Gameological asked four teams of game developers to create browser games that are inspired by some of the top news stories of this past year. You can check out all of the 2012 games here, but the one that caught my eye is based on the news that Disney purchased LucasFilm. Since that news story broke people have been speculating non-stop about which creative giants will be working on the Star Wars sequels. Everyone has an opinion, a personal favorite, and now you can simulate that in the game below. Enjoy!

Star Wars: Sequel Debacle Simulatron was created by
Ben Johnson (Twitter: @gamedesignerben) and Joe Kowalski (@codeloss).

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ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:03 PM
Explosion Romance - directed by Michael Bay - written by Uwe Boll - Soundtrack by Rebecca Black.

Cyanide pills as popcorn.
OptimusPrime114 - 12/21/2012, 6:05 PM
Love Star Wars. Hate the fans.
DetBullock - 12/21/2012, 6:06 PM
Wait, no Damon Lindelof or Orci & Jurtzman among the writers to choose?
How can I possibily ruin the franchise without any of them?
DrDoom - 12/21/2012, 6:17 PM
The Wrath of the Trade Embargoes
Director: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Writer: Sofia Coppola
Star: Tina Fey
11% Action
48% Epic SF
15% Comedy
27% Romance
Production Cost: $211,615,321
Grade: F

oh yeah baby
Durf - 12/21/2012, 6:24 PM
A Fistful of Wookies

Written by: Jeff Goldblum

Directed by M Night Shaymalan

Starring: Jeff Goldblum

18% Action, 35% Sci-Fi, 27% Comedy, 20% Romance

Production Cost: 176,267,654

Yet, somehow I still made $53 million?
unknownfacts - 12/21/2012, 6:27 PM
Sour grapes much people it just a franchise what's the worst that can happen?
GreenHalJordan - 12/21/2012, 6:27 PM
Over 200MIL Profit!
ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:30 PM
B-: A fistful of droids
Profit: 157,000,000

Joss Whedon, Ridley Scott & Fassbender

This shit is addictive
IDKwhatToChoose - 12/21/2012, 6:31 PM
Star Wars Endless Wars

Got an A

Go ahead Disney give me a call.
Durf - 12/21/2012, 6:33 PM
@unknownfacts: I'm just having fun making shitty movie combos. And possibly some good ones too

@ToTheManInTheColdSweat: SOLD!
ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:38 PM
@durf6199, lol, why thank you ;)

I think we have a winner with IDKwhatToChoose
TheRaven20 - 12/21/2012, 6:39 PM
It's stupid if you keep hitting play with the same formula you get a different score. still pretty cool i guess.
Thegeekygurl - 12/21/2012, 6:40 PM
Episode 7: The Devil Princesses!
Neil Gaiman writer
Michael Bay director
Shia Lebeouf Star

ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:44 PM
@Derpina i don't know if i should laugh or cry, Shyamalan is star wars next savior?
Durf - 12/21/2012, 6:50 PM
@ToTheManInTheColdSweat: Yeah, gotta love the pure arrogance

@Derpina: lol
Darth258 - 12/21/2012, 6:52 PM
Wrath of the Sarlaccs... can you imagine...
FirstAvenger - 12/21/2012, 6:58 PM
25% romance 25% comedy 25% epic 25 d% action 25% writer Cameron, director Abrams, and star Fassbender. C+ made $152,688,218
Star Wars: Attack of the Wookies.
Azrael725 - 12/21/2012, 7:02 PM
btw it's a completely random outcome. It just changes the review based on who you picked. It was cool until I figured that out :/
Pooh - 12/21/2012, 7:05 PM
"Twilight of the Bounties"
LP4 - 12/21/2012, 7:06 PM
@Derpina- LMAO
Canon108 - 12/21/2012, 7:22 PM
Star Wars: Wrath of the Lost...Written by James Cameron, Directed by Steven Spielberg, Starring Michael Fassbender...if you don't change the options you'll still get different grosses and comments. Neat idea though...
rockerdude22 - 12/21/2012, 7:39 PM
Star Wars: Star Droids
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: Steven Spielberg
Star: Nathan Fillion

Opening: $96,649,444
Domestic: $370,314,987
Production Cost: $163,598,640
Profit: $206,716,3347

Hm, not too bad haha
McFly13 - 12/21/2012, 8:28 PM
Star Wars Episode VII: Dark side is back!

Written by: Tyler Perry
Directed by: Tyler Perry

Starring Tyler Perry, Katt Williams, Derek Luke, Cuba Gooding Jr, and Monique

Grade: F
TheKingsHead - 12/21/2012, 8:28 PM
Title: Star Wars
Writer: Michael Ardnt
Director: Ridley Scott
Star: Harrison Ford
Opening: $98,029,113
Domestic: $376,187,300
Production: $170,726,707
Profit: $206,460,593
pieralnett - 12/21/2012, 8:32 PM
Apparently Star Wars: The Wrath of the Ewoks would bust. I don't seem to agree.
JDUKE25 - 12/21/2012, 8:37 PM

Star Wars: The Last of the Wars
Writer: M. Scorsese
Director: J. Abrams
Star: M. Fassbender

Opening: $98,029,113
Domestic: $376,187,300
Production Cost: $174,367,457
Profit: $201,819,843

Action: 40%
Epic SF: 27%
Comedy: 21%
Romance: 12%
mgeoff88 - 12/21/2012, 8:46 PM
[B]Star Wars: Mind Your Hutts

Writer: Sofia Coppola
Director: Paul Anderson
Star: Will Smith

30% Action
35% Epic SF
20& Comedy
15% Romance

Opening: $93,926,413
Domestic: $358,752,047
Production Cost: $184,544,419
Profit: $174,207,898
ndwwrestler2 - 12/21/2012, 8:49 PM

Writer: Joss Whedon

Director: JJ Abrams

Star: Nathon Fillion
JDUKE25 - 12/21/2012, 8:50 PM
"Mind Your Hutts" lmao that's awesome
ndwwrestler2 - 12/21/2012, 8:51 PM
And it was Star Wars: Wrath of the Hutts
theboywonder - 12/21/2012, 8:57 PM
Written, Directed, and Starring: JAMES FRANCO!!!
mgeoff88 - 12/21/2012, 9:49 PM
@JDUKE LOL! Thanks, bro. I was trying to go for a really funny sounding title.

Durf's "A Fistful of Wookies" gave me a good laugh.
ISleepNow - 12/21/2012, 9:57 PM
WOW! What an Awesome Game!!

It's so much fun I can understand why George did it now but I'd much rather he had his fun making decent movies instead so we all could've enjoyed them
Scooby - 12/21/2012, 10:31 PM
Hehe, great stuff!
Jolt17 - 12/21/2012, 11:17 PM
Star Wars: Star Wars. (Yes, I'm never good at making titles.)

Written by Neil Gaiman, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring James Franco.

Grade: F.

Mrcool210 - 12/21/2012, 11:41 PM
why you know have david yates?
hueyfreeman - 12/22/2012, 12:08 AM
B) Title: Endless bounties
Writer: Neil Gaiman
Director: Ridley Scott
Starring: Harrison Ford

Majority is epic scifi, with equal parts action,comedy and romance.
jasonicus - 12/22/2012, 12:36 AM
Lucas didn't ruin it. Whiny fanboys on the internet did.
IronDean2099 - 12/22/2012, 3:29 AM
Written and directed by Joss Whedon, starring Nathan Fillion, 40% epic sci fi, 25% action, 25% comedy and 10% romance made me double my 180 million production cost.
t2jax - 12/22/2012, 5:02 AM
Star Wars: Again with the Blasters
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