Memorable Smallville Quotes

Memorable Smallville Quotes

Really this article should have been called "best Lex Luthor quotes on Smallville"

Let me 1st of all say that this article is intended for Smallville fans not people who dislike or detest the show, so please "check yourself before you wreck yourself". Am a big fan of Smallville and I know I ain't alone, besides the story line, action and worth not that keep us glued, memorable quotes are interesting trivia (I mean you never know when you might meet one of the co-stars of the show right). Here are some of my favourite lines by Lex, Clark, Lois, even Chloe made the cut, (bear in my mind am a big fan of Lex and I don't remember all the names of the episodes the lines are said in).

Lex Luthor: "you were right about me all along, Mr. Kent.I am the villain of the story."

Bart: "I want a lawyer."
Lex: "And I want a ponytail. Disappointments abound."

Lex : "Clark, you were tied to a pole in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions." (I know its season 1).

Clark Kent: "You know, it's funny to think that they used to be best friends, and now they're worst you think our friendship would ever turn out like that?"
Lex: "Trust me Clark, Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend." episode (Hug).

Chloe: "I want to let you in on a secret, I'm not who you think I am, in fact, my disguise is so thin, I'm surprised you haven't seen right through me. I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend. Sometimes I want to rip off this facade like I did at the spring formal, but I can't because you'll get scared and run away again. So I decided it's better to live with a lie than expose my true feelings... my dad told me there are two types of girls: the ones you grow out of, and the ones you grow into. I really hope I'm the latter. I may not be the one you love today, but I'll let you go for now, hoping that one day you'll fly back to me because I think you're worth the wait."
Clark: "Lana."

Lex Luthor: "I want you to remember this day, Clark. I want you to remember that despite all your amazing powers, there was one man that beat you. Maybe this was always our destiny."

Lex: "No offense, Clark, but I don't think you could outrun my Porsche."

Jimmy: "Regardless, you call Clark before you dial 911. I mean, what's he gonna do, dismantle the bomb with his great hair?"

Aquaman: "Why are you doing this?"
Lex: "For one, you called me a tool!"

Lex: "If sleeping with you was business, I'd hate to think what that would make you"

Lex: "Orange is a good color for you, Dad, although it might get a little old after 25 to life."

Lex: "When Alexander the Great was dying, his generals asked who he would leave his empire to. If he would appoint a successor, it would keep the legacy intact... prevent generations of bloodshed! His answer was simple--I leave it to the strongest."
"I believe the term was cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

Lionel: "How did you get in here, Lex?"
Lex: "Well, when people think you're insane and you're holding a rifle to their head, they, uh, tend to do what you ask."

Oliver: "I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us."

Clark: "Yeah."
Lex: "This Naman guy is supposed to come from the stars, have the power of ten men, and shoot fire from his eyes, right?"
Clark: "It's just an allegory, Lex."
Lex: "I know. But if one person could do all that, he'd be a formidable enemy. He could conquer the world. He could become a tyrant if no one kept him in check. So I've been thinking...anybody who'd be willing to fight him would have to be pretty brave. Clark, did it ever occur to you that the hero of the Ziget?" (from the episode Talisman)

Lex: "I thought I told you you're no longer a welcome guest at the mansion."
Clark: "Trust me, Lex, I don't want to be here either. But after what you've done."
Lex: "And exactly what did I do? Did I swat a fly with too much force?"

Lana: "Okay, well tell me something."
Lex: "What?"
Lana: "Anything, just keep talking, okay?"
Lex: "Think I’d look better with hair?"

Chloe: "Oh, my God. I just knocked out Martha Kent."
Lois: "Hello? The woman was about to wallpaper her living room with my brain matter."

There are just too many... they grow in number faster than Pokemon on miracle growth, but I would love to hear some of yours in the comment section below.
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TheBumblingIdiot - 6/2/2010, 1:53 AM
this means i proply have now life but i can name almost evrey season and ep thosre qoutes came from so here i go qoute 1 season4 ep17 onyx qoute 2 season6 ep11 justice quote 3 season1 ep2 metamorphosis qoute 4 season1 ep11 hug qoute 5 season2 ep16 fever qoute 6 season7 qoute 7 dont know qoute 8 season7 ep9 gimini qoute 9 season5 ep4 aqua qoute 10 dont know qoute 11 is from i belive ether the last ep of season3 or first ep of season4 qoute 12 season 1 ep21 tempest qoute 13 season3 qoute 14 season6 ep11 justice qoute 15 season3 ep20 talisman quote 16 season5 ep4 aqua qoute 17 dont know think its season6 qoute 18 season4 ep18 spirit
Instantclassic - 6/2/2010, 3:07 AM
Oh Smallville Never Change....great quotes I lol'd at: Lex: "And I want a ponytail. Disappointments abound."
solodolo - 6/2/2010, 5:50 AM
1st of all tanx 4d comments @ thedarkknight666....Goddamn ur memory bank must be full by now 2 know all dt lol (u got smallville syndrome) d cure is 2 watch oda showz lol n @ instantclassic yeah i luv dat quote as personal favrite would be "u were rite mr kent I am thevillain of the story" dats epic.
brianj22 - 6/2/2010, 10:57 AM
you forgot from the Absolute Justice episode

Stargirl: So, what do you call your team Clark?
Clark: A work in progress.
elcaballerooscuro92 - 6/2/2010, 7:20 PM
Bart: "I want a lawyer."
Lex: "And I want a ponytail. Disappointments abound."

best quote ever!
TheBumblingIdiot - 6/3/2010, 4:39 AM
solo thanks im actully having a smallville marathon starting from season 1 my mom says i can remember that all becouse af my autism i love the season 9 qoute knell before kal-el
TheBumblingIdiot - 6/3/2010, 8:13 AM
zod: do you really think i wanted to kill my own child
TheBumblingIdiot - 6/3/2010, 8:19 AM
clark: iys amazing how many people at school i dont know. ross: this is a pit stop. wanted to take advantage of your two-for-one deal. lana: figure thats the last stop before i institute topless waitressing. season 1 ep drone
TheBumblingIdiot - 6/3/2010, 8:23 AM
lois: theres another act 2 people shear perpetual motion bilds to a climax
TheBumblingIdiot - 6/3/2010, 8:25 AM
season 1 ep 1 lana: so what are you man or superman. clark: i havent dissided yet. sorry for any miss spelling
TheBumblingIdiot - 6/3/2010, 8:37 AM
lois: barn doors just dont fall out of the sky. clark: mabye it came from a airplain. lois: there was nothing up there besides a severlly trumatised spero
solodolo - 6/4/2010, 5:23 PM
Haha tanx guyz @ darknight666 ur autisms makes u some kinda superhero, i bet u can solve crosswords and puzzles real fast rite? @ hamm3rtym3 the office quotewas class lol
herez another from Lex
Lex: "You and my Dad should rite parenting book it'd be a best seller"
TheBumblingIdiot - 6/4/2010, 6:49 PM
thanks im no superhero and i can do puzzels kinda fast .

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