Marvel Makes an Unfortunate Toy

Marvel Makes an Unfortunate Toy

Heads will roll at Marvel's toy division over a new inflatable Wolverine doll that comes with a strategically placed inflation tube -- right on his crotch.

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By ComicBookMovie - 3/19/2009
What do they call it? Blowjob Wolverine? What’s next? An inflatable Hugh Jackman sex doll?

At least they could make one for the guys. How about a Wonder Woman lollipop?

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InstigatorGIRL - 3/19/2009, 12:36 PM
Wow. Thats just so wrong. But funny.
LastSon1027 - 3/19/2009, 12:36 PM
That's "Blow Me Bub Wolverine"!
GUNSMITH - 3/19/2009, 12:45 PM
WHAT THE HECK!!? ARE YOU SERIOUS????YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD THINK OF THESE THINGS BEFORE THEY PUT THEM OUT TO BUY..
LEEE777 - 3/19/2009, 12:45 PM
LMFAO!!! : D Bwahahahhahhahaha!!!!
CRUSH - 3/19/2009, 12:45 PM
Just imagine the look on some kid's Dad's face when he see's his son "blowing" Wolverine....I might buy this for one of my friends kid's for a birthday or X-mas present !!

-Zing
Smolo - 3/19/2009, 12:46 PM
Clearly one of those things that gets past the public relations office.
adamrich81 - 3/19/2009, 12:48 PM
He He Heeee! I'm such a child!
LEEE777 - 3/19/2009, 12:50 PM
Heh heh heh ( still laughing ), hey Supermike, they have made a toy for you!!! : D
Jetsaholic - 3/19/2009, 12:51 PM
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gordonious - 3/19/2009, 1:02 PM
Gunsmith, I think they did. As dumb as it is you got to laugh though.
Joker1Zero - 3/19/2009, 1:11 PM
This is what happens when you don't think things through.
thecaster - 3/19/2009, 1:12 PM
wow. just [frick]ing wow.
Minotauro - 3/19/2009, 1:22 PM
Fail Pictures, Images and Photos

Marvel Toy Division
SoulAllFlush - 3/19/2009, 1:34 PM
that's nothing

Shadowelfz - 3/19/2009, 1:36 PM
Wow. Thats funny. Either the designers are completely inept at spotting these things or they did it on purpose to be funny, figuring if anyone finds out they would just say it was a 'mistake.'
Inohaku - 3/19/2009, 1:39 PM
hilarious, LOL!!!!!!!
InstigatorGIRL - 3/19/2009, 1:49 PM
LMAO!!!! Wow thats just so wrong!!!!!
johan02 - 3/19/2009, 1:52 PM
OH MY GOD!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. that Jesus light swith is golden, I need to get one of those
farmboy - 3/19/2009, 1:59 PM
wow i am dying of laughter i am crying. the wolverine and jesus ones are hilarious but i think the best is the pokemon
CrookedJaw - 3/19/2009, 2:08 PM
hahaha, oh man...great stuff, just great
comicb00kguy - 3/19/2009, 2:09 PM
It gives a whole different meaning to, "I'm the best at what I do." <>

LMFAO!!! Three points for best line of the month.

Does he get a big s*** eating grin when you blow him up (I'm thinking like the Autopilot in Airplane)?
THEHAWK - 3/19/2009, 2:12 PM
uuuhhhh ............................................

hhhhuuuu...........................................

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
RorMachine - 3/19/2009, 2:51 PM
lmao, oh my god those pics are funny shit. My fave is the Jesus one..clearly an oversight on the makers part. But the Wolvie one has to be on purpose..kinda irresponsible when you consider its target market! Blow me Wolverine. lol. I might fork out for Blows YOU Storm
Talontd - 3/19/2009, 3:16 PM
WoW! The fly-over states are gonna have a field day complaining about that! Too funny!

That Jesus light switch is probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen. I'm going to hell....

LMFAO!!!!
DJCheckPoint - 3/19/2009, 3:50 PM
Im gonna buy this so i can blow wolverine. Woo-hoo
dbzfan - 3/19/2009, 4:02 PM
LMFAO!!!! Oh my goodness these pics are awesome! I can't stop laughing (especially at the pikachu)...oh that's great stuff
ThisFan - 3/19/2009, 4:02 PM
Dude I wanna get those and give them out LOL hella funny
GameAnime45 - 3/19/2009, 4:11 PM
No, This is fail.
CorneliusLow - 3/19/2009, 5:10 PM
i dont know whats funnier giving wolvie a BJ or letting your child climb into the womb of a pokemon
ComicMans1234 - 3/19/2009, 5:15 PM
I would soooo buy that!
Rob - 3/19/2009, 5:44 PM
For the record, the Wolverine photo is originally from ChristWire.org. Which is run by the same folks that produce The Onion. Does that tell you anything?
akthunder - 3/19/2009, 6:34 PM
That is hilarious.
Lokey - 3/19/2009, 8:01 PM
fail,.. lol
NoobMike - 3/19/2009, 8:08 PM
LOL, that Jesus one is golden!!!!

Seriously I've never laughed so hard in a long time. And the Pikachu one... I love how one kid is really pulling it wide apart.

And probably the designer tried to warn them, but some stupid exec made the decission.
MrHand - 3/19/2009, 8:50 PM
lol.....
Crazyhorrormovienerd - 3/19/2009, 9:29 PM
hahahahahahaha i don't know what's funnier bj Wolverine, boner jesus, or the children going into the pokemon pussy
icecreamdropper - 3/19/2009, 9:41 PM
well somehow im not surprised at all, the other day i went into toys r us and they had the new wolverine toys, if you wana call them that, they were those half ass wana be toys, they were even smaller then the star wars toys... i cried myself to sleep that night
FalconX2 - 3/19/2009, 10:17 PM
"bj Wolverine, boner jesus, or the children going into the pokemon pussy"

Epic Win Comment!
loganoneil - 3/19/2009, 10:18 PM
From now on, Wolvie's new one-liner in the comics should be:

"BLOW ME!!!"
kovacs29 - 3/19/2009, 11:44 PM
That's bad but that Pikachu thing is worse...both hilarious
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