This Guy's Ground Rules For His Girlfriend To See AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR With Him Are Absolutely Hilarious

This Guy's Ground Rules For His Girlfriend To See AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR With Him Are Absolutely Hilarious This Guy's Ground Rules For His Girlfriend To See AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR With Him Are Absolutely Hilarious

We all obviously want to enjoy Avengers: Infinity War to the fullest when it's released on April 27th but this guy's crazy list of rules for his girlfriend will definitely make you laugh. Check them out...

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By JoshWilding - Apr 15, 2018 12:04 AM EST
Filed Under: Avengers: Infinity War
Avengers: Infinity War is going to be the biggest Marvel movie ever and when we all get there on opening day to watch it, the last thing any of us want is to have someone spoil it by loudly munching popcorn or chatting over the after-credits scene! However, one guy took his desire to enjoy the movie to the next level by sending a list of very strict rules/demands to his girlfriend about her seeing it. 

The whole thing is pretty hilarious and has gone viral on social media over the past few days. As weird as this is in some ways, his demands aren't actually massively unreasonable and make a lot of sense. 

Then again, we're all going to wind up seeing Avengers: Infinity War more than once, so would a little hand holding really hurt? Apparently so! I think we can all agree with that no talking rule, though. Who are you taking to see the movie when it's released on April 27th? Do you think these "rules" are reasonable to downright ridiculous? Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below.






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TheOnlyFanOfSentry
TheOnlyFanOfSentry - 4/15/2018, 1:07 AM
Seems reasonable...
incredibleTalk
incredibleTalk - 4/15/2018, 8:46 AM
@TheOnlyFanOfSentry - ...about right!
SupermansTrunks
SupermansTrunks - 4/15/2018, 1:08 AM
Did you see this on your facebook feed josh? This has been doing the rounds for days
JacobKarr
JacobKarr - 4/15/2018, 3:37 AM
@SupermansTrunks - I was just about to say this. Saw it in the PlanetB group days ago
Nebula
Nebula - 4/15/2018, 1:12 AM
Chaos200
Chaos200 - 4/15/2018, 1:16 AM
It's actually my girlfriend's birthday on the 27th lucky for me she's going away to Portugal that day.
CapA
CapA - 4/15/2018, 3:26 AM
@Chaos200 - 27th is also my wife's birthday. Good thing the film opens on the 25th around here...
TFett
TFett - 4/15/2018, 7:55 AM
@Chaos200 - The 27th IS my birthday and I'm getting the best present ever. The poster with the date now adorns my room. But I have no girlfriend of wife to go with. So...yay?
TFett
TFett - 4/15/2018, 7:58 AM
@Chaos200 - Actually, I should say, I do have my two daughters going with me who have traveled on this 10 year Marvel movie journey with me and are just as big a fans as I am of all things comic book movie related, so I am one very lucky Dad. So, yes, we are all going on my birthday. Couldn't be a more awesome day!
Chaos200
Chaos200 - 4/15/2018, 8:57 AM
@TFett - Aww that's really nice, wives and girlfriends can come and go but your daughters are forever hope you guys have an amazing time on your birthday!
Krav
Krav - 4/15/2018, 1:18 AM
its did a similar thing to my friends before JL lol
incredibleTalk
incredibleTalk - 4/15/2018, 8:50 AM
@Krav - ...he forgot the most important rule of all...not going to the bathroom in middle of the movie and getting up in front of me...pisses me off when my kids do it!
Krav
Krav - 4/15/2018, 9:53 AM
@incredibleTalk - Haha yeah or when the ppl behind you start talking about things they don't even know about cmb

Krav
Krav - 4/15/2018, 9:53 AM
@Krav - ps : i ment 'i did' not 'its did' don't know what happend there :p
Magus
Magus - 4/15/2018, 11:35 AM
@Krav - I told my girlfriend she isn't allowed to bring any casual fans with her. Only people fully invested in the MCU who have seen every movie are allowed to view this with me on the 26th at 7pm. All in or GTFO.
Kitschy
Kitschy - 4/15/2018, 1:24 AM
Lmaoooo. I'd just watch it earlier and leave his arse at home.
Invasion96
Invasion96 - 4/15/2018, 1:26 AM
This shit corny as [frick]
FromACertainPOV
FromACertainPOV - 4/15/2018, 1:28 AM
Nicklander
Nicklander - 4/15/2018, 1:46 AM
Something tells me he got dumped after this
Pantherpool
Pantherpool - 4/15/2018, 2:05 AM
Me and my boyfriend never talk throughout the movie, in respect of the other viewers. If we are bored, we simply walk out and if one of us has any questions, we just wait until the movie is over.
NubaX
NubaX - 4/15/2018, 2:07 AM
This is a common demand. This isn't nothing new. Little alterations but still in the ballpark.
Odinborn
Odinborn - 4/15/2018, 2:09 AM
This mf said "if you ain't crying, you walking home" ...dead over here lol.
Ronan3Accuser
Ronan3Accuser - 4/15/2018, 2:40 AM
MikeyL
MikeyL - 4/15/2018, 2:50 AM
What a great news article. I’m glad this contributed so much news on the news section. Again, amazing news.
ccxa
ccxa - 4/15/2018, 3:40 AM
BuzzFeed much?
noahthegrand
noahthegrand - 4/15/2018, 4:05 AM
Funny.
bkmeijer2
bkmeijer2 - 4/15/2018, 4:08 AM
The shooting part is just outright ridicilous
regularmovieguy
regularmovieguy - 4/15/2018, 6:24 AM
@MalseMarcel

Yeah, honestly this dude sounds like a [frick]ing loser after these texts.
rexlincoln
rexlincoln - 4/15/2018, 6:49 AM
@regularmovieguy - you guys do realize he's joking, right?
mgeoff88
mgeoff88 - 4/15/2018, 7:13 AM
@rexlincoln - It doesn’t matter if he’s joking. It’s just in really poor taste.
regularmovieguy
regularmovieguy - 4/15/2018, 7:34 AM
@rexlincoln

I just don’t find that really funny, bro. Dude can eat dick imo.

Nothing funny about 60+ people being trapped in a theater with a shooter opening fire. If you can show me the joke maybe I’ll “get it.”
rexlincoln
rexlincoln - 4/15/2018, 8:10 AM
@regularmovieguy - I didn't say it wasn't in poor taste I said he was joking.

Leave it at that.
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