Deadpool vs. DC...Heroes: Part VI

Deadpool vs. DC...Heroes: Part VI Deadpool vs. DC...Heroes: Part VI

It's now time for the merc with a mouth to take on some of DC's heroes...

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By greenlanternsector2814 - Aug 15, 2011 12:08 AM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

For those who have been following the Batman versus polls, thank you for the voting. These polls are meant to be entertaining and to strike curiosity as to how faithful fans of the dark knight really are. In response to one of the polls, it's now time for everyone's favorite merc with mouth to enter the DC universe. Following Batman's random attacks on the Marvel Universe, Deadpool decides he wants to see what lies on the other side. When Bruce finally finds the means to travel back to the DC Universe, Deadpool takes advantage of the opportunity and rushes through the portal, leaving Batman to find another way to get back. But will he come back to a whole bunch of insanity?

Wade enters the DC Universe and unlike Batman, decides he doesn't want to study any of his opponents. Instead, he arrives in Metropolis and plants that ugly mug of his on every screen in the city. He issues a challenge to all the heroes and villains alike to come take a shot at him, but decides to do it in a unique way...by doing it through a butt talk sequence (similar to Ace Ventura). Of course this annoys some people and so begins Deadpools quest to fight because he's bored in his universe.

Deadpool has fought many heroes and villains in the Marvel Universe and is a well known annoyance to most, but they also know he is not to be taken lightly. Before his Weapon X days, Wade served as a mercenary and was active in many countries until he contracted cancer and joined the Weapon X program. Wilson became a test subject in Department K’s branch of the joint U.S./Canadian superhuman enhancement project, the Weapon X Program; his cancer was temporarily arrested via the implantation of a healing factor derived from another Department K agent, the mutant adventurer Wolverine. Eventually, he was rejected from the Weapon X Program and sent to the Hospice, allegedly a government facility where failed superhuman operatives were treated. However, the Hospice’s patients served as experimental subjects for Doctor Killebrew and his sadistic assistant Ajax with the patients placing bets in a "deadpool" as to how long each subject would live. Taking the name Deadpool, Wade eventually escaped from the Hospice with his fellow patients.

From then on, he's been a mercenary, hero and just an all around nuisance to many people. He's faced many heroes, such as Cable, Wolverine, Daredevil and Spider-Man, as well as some A-list villains. Most people can only take his insanity for so long before they want to shoot themselves in the face but he is one guy you would like on your side (as long as he's not offered more money to turn on you). He is currently in the Uncanny X-Force after his multiple attempts to become a hero and join various teams (like the X-Men). The following battles will be quite interesting, but does Deadpool have what it takes to take on the DC Universe?

BIO:
Deadpool
"I always forget (or just black out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson's most lethal weapon is... his mouth! He'll talk nonsense until you surrender or commit suicide." --Domino
KEY POINTS: Regenerative healing factor; Telepathic immunity; Superhuman abilities; Master martial artist: has been shown fighting such amazingly skilled fighters as Wolverine and Taskmaster and even defeating them in hand to hand combat; Medium awareness: aware that he is fictional and in a comic book;



BIO:
Red Tornado
"I find that you annoy the hell out of me. I feel an urge to smack you..."
KEY POINTS: Aerokinesis: true form is a powerful entity composed purely of violent wind forces; android form channels these forces through his arms and legs to produce bursts of cyclone-force winds and high speed forward velocity;
Air Blasts: Can project whirlwinds at over 350mph from each arm; Flight;
Invisibility: uses high-velocity movement to render himself invisible to unaided human vision; Deflection: able to deflect approaching objects with ease;
Force Field: able to circulate high force winds around himself or an extended area to protect himself/others from attacks and flying debris; Resurrection: After death, RT's soul is able to return to robot shell within 24 hours as long as his body is able to function;
WEAKNESSES: Fail-Safe: Their is a fail-safe device in RT's neck and when struck with enough force, will shut down;



BIO:
Starfire
KEY POINTS: Tamaranean Solar Absorption: constantly absorbs ultraviolet radiation and converts it to energy; Flight; Starbolts; able to channel and project energy into destructive blasts called "starbolts"; Superhuman Strength; Expert Combatant;



BIO:
Stargirl
"No offense, but I don't see History 101 here as being real useful to me. I'd rather be out kicking butt, y'know?"
KEY POINTS: Trained Gymnast; Kickboxing; Cosmic Staff: Anti-Gravity Field; Defense Force-Fields; Energy Blasts; Solid Energy Constructs; Heat Emission;
Cosmic Converter Belt: converts cosmic energy into a very useful and flexible force;



BIO:
Starman
KEY POINTS: Flight; Energy Projection: can project concussive blasts of energy which he uses for offensive attack; Regeneration; Superhuman Strength; Cold and Heat Immunity;



BIO:
Superboy
"Welcome to Comaville, buddy!"
KEY POINTS: Tactile Telekinesis: telekinetic force field that surrounds his body as a protective shield and allows him to simulate Superman-level speed, strength, flight and invulnerability; Kryptonian Powers: As his Kryptonian physiology matures, Superboy gains superpowers that don't derive from tactile telekinesis, including heat vision, x-ray vision, superhuman senses and superhuman stamina; no longer relies just on his telekinetic abilities for flight, superhuman strength and invulnerability;



BIO:
Supergirl
"Clean the tuna out of your ^@%#^$ ears, Popeye! I said stay the @*#^$ down or I will ^@%#^$ your %^@#$ to *@&$%$&!!!"
KEY POINTS: Kryptonian Physiology: said to be more powerful than Superman but this is because he holds finely-tuned control over his powers so as not to hurt people; Master Combatant: trained by Batman in advanced martial arts and trained with the Amazons,on Themyscira, in combat and sword fighting; trained with Wonder Woman and Artemis extensively and knows Klukor(Kryptonian Martial Arts), one of the few people on Earth who do; While under Darkseid's mind control was made a Female Fury and presumably trained with them;



If anything, the voting in these fights will be nothing but entertaining. It is certain Wade won't win every battle but he will drive everyone crazy...guaranteed!
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kriswone
kriswone - 8/15/2011, 7:55 AM
Deadpool.
greenlanternsector2814
greenlanternsector2814 - 8/15/2011, 9:51 AM
vs. Red Tornado: DP because all he needs to do is find the failsafe
vs. Starfire: Starfire because DP would be too distracted by her outfit
vs. Stargirl: DP
vs. Starman: DP because Starman would probably get too frustrated with him and make a mistake
vs. Superboy: Superboy
vs. Supergirl: Supergirl because she's supposedly stronger than Superman. She could rip him to shreds and he would have to take time to put himself back together.
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