ALIEN: COVENANT Honest Trailer Makes It Official: There Are Now More Bad ALIEN Movies Than Good Ones

ALIEN: COVENANT Honest Trailer Makes It Official: There Are Now More Bad ALIEN Movies Than Good Ones

“Maybe they aren’t colonists. Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world’s biggest morons.” The Screen Junkies team pull no punches in their hilarious take-down of Ridley Scott's Alien: Covenant.

It's probably a bit harsh to call Alien: Covenant a bad movie, but it was undoubtedly a disappointing experience for many.

In their latest Honest Trailer, Screen Junkies focus on the most divisive elements of Ridley Scott's return to the classic sci-fi horror film series he began with the original Alien back in 1979. There's a lot of emphasis placed on flutes ("I'll do the fingering"), and on how stupidly the crew of The Covenant behave at pretty much every given opportunity.

Check it out below, and be sure to share your thoughts on Alien: Covenant in the usual place.


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