Weird But True: Lando Calrissian Arrested For Assault!

Weird But True: Lando Calrissian Arrested For Assault!

What! Huh! Yeah thats right, I knew Lando was a dirty player!

Two Star Wars fans, presumably a man and a women, named their poor son after the only black dude in the Star Wars galaxy, his name, Lando Calrissian Young.

The same Lando was arrested after being on the run for 5 years on assault charges. In other words Young Lando (see what I did there!) sat in his car in 2006 and shot a teenager. The law has finally caught up with Lando. Which got me to thinking, what would be the 5 most popular things prison mates would have to say to Lando?







Number 5: Hey Lando, how big's your Blaster?

Number 4: Give me your food B*&%h!


Number 3: I didn't know Lando Calrissian looked like Mike Epps minus the dreads

Number 2: Quit calling me Leia!

And the Number 1 most popular line used on Lando by his prison mates is:
Hey Lando, bend over get the soap and let me Land Mine!

If you cant have fun with it, then what's the point?
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