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Abary

CBM Username: Abary
Member Since: 4/12/2013
CBM Posts: 289

Contact Abary You don't know who I am? Well sit back because my story is a beautiful tale of power and integrity, a captivating experience and ingenious story.

When I was sent to prison for a crime I didn't commit, I signed up for the weapon X program where I got some acid stuff in my eye which caused me to go blind except for whenever I shout the word, "SHAZAM." I was part of Project: Rebirth and given an indestructible shield, however I had gotten bitten by a radioactive Spider which caused my father Odin to banish me from my home, only for both my parents to get shot in an alley. And to top it all off, I was exposed to gamma radiation when my mother died and I was abducted from Earth by a strange blue-skinned alien, which gave me the ability to teleport, shapeshift, read minds, and quirt milk from my nose.
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EDITORIAL: Who Is Really Playing 'Wonder Woman' In BATMAN V SUPERMAN? EDITORIAL: Who Is Really Playing 'Wonder Woman' In BATMAN V SUPERMAN?
We all know that Gal Gadot isn't really playing Wonder Woman in Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice. I mean, what kind of sick joke is that? So, who will actually play her? Check out my theory or I'll block all of you. - Abary
THE SHINING Prequel Screenwriter On Making The Film Completely Its Own THE SHINING Prequel Screenwriter On Making The Film "Completely Its Own"
What's that? You didn't know that a prequel to the Stanley Kubrick masterpiece The Shining was being made? Well it is, and its screenwriter James Vanderbilt recently discussed the film. Read his comments after the jump! - Abary
VIDEO: The Film Theorists Explain How ANT-MAN Could Have Killed Us All VIDEO: The Film Theorists Explain How ANT-MAN Could Have Killed Us All
The always delightful Film Theorists are back with a new theory about how Scott Lang could have killed all of us in Marvel's Ant-Man using his shrinking technology. Check out their scientific, and entertaining, video after the jump. - Abary
Abary Reviews FANT4STIC; The Franchise Is DOOMED Abary Reviews FANT4STIC; "The Franchise Is DOOMED"
The 4th Fantastic Four film was just released, but was it the 4th failure? Nope, because after watching this the 1994 film isn't looking that bad. Check out my spoiler-free (or spoiler-filled, nothing really happens in this movie anyway) review after the jump! - Abary
THE PHANTOM MENACE Star Jake Lloyd Arrested After Pod Race Car Chase THE PHANTOM MENACE Star Jake Lloyd Arrested After Pod Race Car Chase
Jake Lloyd, who played young Anakin Skywalker in 1999's embarrassment Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace, was arrested recently, opening the door for many pod racing jokes. Check out the full story after the jump. - Abary
Abary Reviews JURASSIC WORLD; A Worthy, But Somewhat Pointless, Successor Abary Reviews JURASSIC WORLD; "A Worthy, But Somewhat Pointless, Successor"
It's been fourteen years since the last film in the Jurassic Park series. Does the latest installment live up to the hype or should the franchise go extinct? Come read my spoiler-free review for my verdict. - Abary