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Contact hush Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum.
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Hush Reviews 'Doctor Who: Asylum of The Daleks' Hush Reviews 'Doctor Who: Asylum of The Daleks'
Finally Series Seven of the worlds longest running science fiction series Doctor Who returned to our screens last night - hit the jump to read my review *WARNING - CONTAINS SPOILERS* - hush
DOCTOR WHO Series 7 Premiere Episode Synopsis DOCTOR WHO Series 7 Premiere Episode Synopsis
The Doctor returns with Amy and Rory this Autumn for the first half of Series 7. The BBC has released episode synopsis for the first three episodes, so with that in mind, hit the jump for the details and a few other rumors and possible spoilers... - hush
Doctor Who - Series Seven Trailer Doctor Who - Series Seven Trailer
The Doctor is back! The Last of The Time Lords is back for his 7th / 33rd series in the worlds longest running science fiction program Doctor Who - and so are some other familiar faces... (spoilers) - hush
Fan Art - Some Doodles My Lovely Lady Does Fan Art - Some Doodles My Lovely Lady Does
I thought I would share some of the art my lovely girlfriend has done. She's Marvel and I'm DC - but opposites attract and all that. See? We can all get along. - hush
EDITORIAL: Will 'The Amazing Spider-Man' actually be Amazing? EDITORIAL: Will 'The Amazing Spider-Man' actually be Amazing?
With Marvel releasing a rebooted Spider-Man this July, could this actually be the real summer blockbuster? Hit the jump to find out... - hush
What's next for The Dark Knight? What's next for The Dark Knight?
With Christopher Nolan's brilliant vision of Batman coming to a close in 2012, the question debated heavily last night between my friends and I was 'What's next for The Dark Knight?' - hush