X-MEN: Professor Xavier Blackmails STORM (Parody)

X-MEN: Professor Xavier Blackmails STORM (Parody)

Professor Charles Xavier (Pete Holmes) has finally come across a member of the X-Men that is worthy of not being fired. Hit the jump to see Professor X blackmailing Storm (Ororo Monroe).



"The Pete Holmes Show" - Weeknights at Midnight/11 Central, After Conan

Storm is a mutant who possesses the psionic ability to manipulate weather patterns over limited areas. She can stimulate the creation of any form of precipitation such as rain or fog, generate winds in varying degrees of intensity up to and including hurricane force, raise or lower the humidity and temperature in her immediate vicinity, induce lightning and other electrical atmospheric phenomena, and disperse natural storms so as to create clear change. Storm can direct the path of certain atmospheric effects, such as bolts of lightning, with her hands. She has also demonstrated the ability to manipulate ocean currents, though the extent of this ability is still unclear.

Storm is able to fly by creating winds strong enough to support her weight, the weight of others, and to propel her forward through the air. Storm can thus travel as fast as any wind can, and has reached speeds up to 300 miles per hour. Her powers over the atmosphere enable her to breathe at any speed, protect her from air friction, and grant her limited immunity to extreme heat and cold. - Marvel Wiki
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