Christmas (North) Poll: Santa Claus VS. Superman!

Christmas (North) Poll: Santa Claus VS. Superman! Christmas (North) Poll: Santa Claus VS. Superman!

Who would win a fight or your hearts, Santa Claus from the magical North Pole or Superman from the planet Krypton, there can be only one. Merry Christmas...

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By LEEE777 - Dec 24, 2010 08:12 AM EST
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Santa Claus:

Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, or simply "Santa", is a folklore figure who, in many Western cultures, is said to bring gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve, December 24. The modern figure was derived from the Dutch figure of Sinterklaas, which, in turn, may have part of its basis in hagiographical tales concerning the historical figure of gift giver Saint Nicholas. A nearly identical story is attributed by Greek and Byzantine folklore to Basil of Caesarea. Basil's feast day on January 1 is considered the time of exchanging gifts in Greece.



Santa Claus is generally depicted as a plump, jolly, white-bearded man wearing a red coat with white collar and cuffs, white-cuffed red trousers, and black leather belt and boots (images of him rarely have a beard with no moustache). This image became popular in the United States and Canada in the 19th century due to the significant influence of caricaturist and political cartoonist Thomas Nast. This image has been maintained and reinforced through song, radio, television, children's books and films. In the United Kingdom and Europe, he is often depicted in a manner identical to the American Santa Claus, but he is commonly called Father Christmas.



A well-known folktale associated with Santa Claus says that he lives in the far north, in a land of perpetual snow. The American version of Santa Claus says that he lives at his house on the North Pole, while Father Christmas is often said to reside in the mountains of Korvatunturi in Lapland Province, Finland. Santa Claus lives with his wife Mrs. Claus, an unspecified but large number number of magical elves, and at least eight or nine flying reindeer. Another folktale, popularized in the song "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", says that he makes a list of children throughout the world, categorizing them according to their behavior ("naughty" or "nice") and that he delivers presents, including toys, candy, and other gifts to all of the good boys and girls in the world, and sometimes coal to the naughty children, on the single night of Christmas Eve. He accomplishes this feat with the aid of the elves who make the toys in the workshop and the reindeer who pull his sleigh.



The tradition of Santa Claus entering dwellings through the chimney may reach back to the tale of Saint Nicholas tossing coins through a window, and, in a later version of the tale, tossing coins down a chimney when he finds the window locked. In Dutch artist Jan Steen's painting, The Feast of Saint Nicholas, adults and toddlers are glancing up a chimney with amazement on their faces while other children play with their toys. The hearth was held sacred in primitive belief as a source of beneficence, and popular belief had elves and fairies bringing gifts to the house through this portal. Santa's entrance into homes on Christmas Eve via the chimney was made part of American tradition through Moore's A Visit from Saint Nicholas where the author described him as an elf.


Superman:

Superman, from his flight from Krypton to his arrival on Earth where he is discovered by his adoptive parents, the Kents. The story fast forwards to a high school football game after which adoptive father Jonathan Kent takes the now-teenaged Clark for a ride. By this time, Clark has developed most of, if not all, his powers as Superman. Jonathan reveals to Clark the truth that he (Clark) was never their biological son and that he was found from a crashed spaceship. The revelation causes Clark to decide to use his powers for the greater good. For the next few years during his studies in university, he has been saving lives and averting disasters in secret until an experimental space shuttle forces him to expose himself to the public. He meets Lois Lane for the first time and both felt a connection to each other but before they could react to it, a mob surrounds them. Clark is unable to deal with the sudden attention. In order to preserve Clark’s secret identity, Jonathan comes up with the idea of a superhero identity such as those used in the 1940s. Clark adopts a costume created by Martha and the name he was given in the news, Superman.



As an influential archetype of the superhero genre, Superman possesses extraordinary powers, with the character traditionally described as "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound", a phrase coined by Jay Morton and first used in the Superman radio serials and Max Fleischer animated shorts of the 1940s.

The most significant attempt, John Byrne's 1986 rewrite, established several hard limits on his abilities: He barely survives a nuclear blast, and his space flights are limited by how long he can hold his breath. Superman's power levels have again increased since then, with Superman currently possessing enough strength to hurl mountains, withstand nuclear blasts with ease, fly into the sun unharmed, and survive in the vacuum of outer space without oxygen.



The source of Superman's powers has changed subtly over the course of his history. It was originally stated that Superman's abilities derived from his Kryptonian heritage, which made him eons more evolved than humans. This was soon amended, with the source for the powers now based upon the establishment of Krypton's gravity as having been stronger than that of the Earth. This situation mirrors that of Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter. As Superman's powers increased, the implication that all Kryptonians had possessed the same abilities became problematic for writers, making it doubtful that a race of such beings could have been wiped out by something as trifling as an exploding planet. In part to counter this, the Superman writers established that Kryptonians, whose native star Rao had been red, only possessed superpowers under the light of a yellow sun. More recent stories have attempted to find a balance between the two explanations.



Superman is most vulnerable to green Kryptonite, mineral debris from Krypton transformed into radioactive material by the forces that destroyed the planet. Exposure to green Kryptonite radiation nullifies Superman's powers and immobilizes him with pain and nausea; prolonged exposure will eventually kill him. The only mineral on Earth that can protect him from Kryptonite is lead, which blocks the radiation. Lead is also the only known substance that Superman cannot see through with his x-ray vision. Kryptonite was first introduced to the public in 1943 as a plot device to allow the radio serial voice actor, Bud Collyer, to take some time off. Although green Kryptonite is the most commonly seen form, writers have introduced other forms over the years: such as red, gold, blue, white, and black, each with its own effect.

Many thanks to Wikipedia, link below.

(Just for fun)

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer:




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LEEE777 I hope one an all have a very happy and merry Christmas and to the big boys, don't get too drunk! ; P

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LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/24/2010, 9:01 AM


; )
marvel72
marvel72 - 12/24/2010, 9:24 AM
i would have to say "superman" because "santa" had to hire "lobo" to kill the "easter bunny",so if "santa" can't kill the "easter bunny" he wouldn't stand a chance against the "man of steel". :D

but he could do "tom welling" version "superman" because everyone beats him. :P
BrotherQStark
BrotherQStark - 12/24/2010, 9:24 AM
LEEE I hate to bust chops but I did an article similar to this on December 15th

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/MrOpinion/news/?a=26478
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/24/2010, 9:25 AM
DP @ LOL! ; D

MrAnonymous @ Oh soz dude, never saw it, but why would you do a poll like this on the 15th? : /

Oh well its Christmas, Rudolph wins! : p
superbatspiderman
superbatspiderman - 12/24/2010, 9:41 AM
The real battle should be Santa versus Jesus. If u want to see a great an movie then watch the Santaman fan film I posted a little bit ago.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/SUPERBATSPIDERMAN/news/?a=26871
Denn1s
Denn1s - 12/24/2010, 9:43 AM
this poll has been done before. superman is vulnerable to magic, which is what santa is all about.
commanderhulk
commanderhulk - 12/24/2010, 9:43 AM
The big fat man with the long white beard VS the man of steel. Good job LEEE.

I'd vote for Santa, because I would think Santa would also have powers to. Santa would be the first superhero. Super strength, super speed, immortality, create snow, phase through objects (like chemney's or roofs), slow time down, see all (he knows when you are sleeping and he know's when your awake), and I picture Santa is a trained fighter (he's like Batman, Kato, and Chuck Norris all rolled into one).
Xandera
Xandera - 12/24/2010, 9:45 AM
Supes would deliver his presents for him... cause that's just the kinda guy he is... then he'd fry Rudolph with the ol heat vision for shittin in the Fortress of Solitude...


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greenlanternsector2814
greenlanternsector2814 - 12/24/2010, 9:51 AM
Has to be Santa Claus because Superman is vulnerable to magic and Santa is all about that right?
WillyTractor
WillyTractor - 12/24/2010, 9:51 AM
santaaa
RockNRollCC
RockNRollCC - 12/24/2010, 9:56 AM
Neither.

SANTA CHRIST FTW!!!

Weapon420
Weapon420 - 12/24/2010, 9:57 AM
pitchblack
pitchblack - 12/24/2010, 10:02 AM
Rudolph KOs both of them in the first round.
shadowboxer
shadowboxer - 12/24/2010, 10:03 AM
merry CHRISTmas
BigK1337
BigK1337 - 12/24/2010, 10:34 AM
Funny, this idea of a fan battle came from that Christmas episode of Robot Chicken where Santa (voiced by Seth MacFarlance) takes on Superman (voiced by Breckin Myer) in a race across the world to see who is better.

I think I have to go with Santa, since he is made up of magic and Superman is weak against that.
SymbioteJoker
SymbioteJoker - 12/24/2010, 10:36 AM
@WEAPON420 lol i loved that episode.
CaptainQuirk
CaptainQuirk - 12/24/2010, 10:41 AM
This should be Superman vs Jesus.... The two most famous fictional characters of all time!
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/24/2010, 10:47 AM
BigK1337 @ Never seen that lol... I think if it was a race, THE FLASH should be in it FTW! : P

Thanx @ Hulk! Yeah I'm biased, tho if I was betting any other time it'll be big blue!

PITCHBLACK @ Heck yeah! : D

MERRY CHRISTmas ALL!!!
AVEN
AVEN - 12/24/2010, 11:01 AM
Santa Claus for the win

and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
lc
lc - 12/24/2010, 11:01 AM
santa wins :)
Pitydafool
Pitydafool - 12/24/2010, 11:13 AM
If I dont say santa he might not bring me an ipad. So saint nicholas wins
foxfan
foxfan - 12/24/2010, 11:26 AM
Denn1s clearly nailed this one:

Superman = vulnerable to Magic;

Santa = all about Magic;

Superman = vulnerable to Santa

I'll put my money on Santa early in the 2nd round. KO. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
6of13
6of13 - 12/24/2010, 11:28 AM
I was going to do a Santa vs Mr Mxyzptlk poll.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/24/2010, 11:36 AM
brazilianbatman @ You da man, an I can see your point... well Santa can see Superman's point, right up his *** ; P

Than Foxfan @ u2!

Btw what Fox are you a fan of? Fox Studios, Megan Fox, Matthew Fox or Foxes in general lol? ; D

6of13 @ Do it, it'll be fun... or even Mr Mxyzptlk VS ELF! : p

TheGambitFreak
TheGambitFreak - 12/24/2010, 11:51 AM
Santa could put him on the naughty list and give him a lump of coal in his stocking then Superman would cry, No new red cape this year!
AC1
AC1 - 12/24/2010, 11:52 AM
wasn't Santa green until Coca Cola started using him in their Christmas advertising campaigns? God I love those ads, it's not Christmas until I hear that song "Holidays are coming..." :D
Yeah I'm voting Rudolph, since a fight involving Superman and Santa could only end with the Universe imploding after which Superman and Santa become one entity known as Santaman, then gain the power of time travel, travel back to the 1930's gain a human secret identity and through some weird twist of fate become Stan Lee and start working at Timely Comics, thus creating most of the Marvel Universe alongside Jack Kirby
nuck82
nuck82 - 12/24/2010, 11:53 AM
sants will puT a big green hunk of coal up supermans ass!!!!! roas house!!!
SOAL!!!!!!!

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/?a=26943
6of13
6of13 - 12/24/2010, 11:54 AM
Santa vs Batman
Santa wins! Kidding
I still can't believe some people think Spider-Man would lose to Batman (based on a previous poll). lol

Leee: I will always vote for big blue. I think alot of people forget that he is smart. And even against magic, I think he would win this fight.
Just seen Megamind and I thought it was awesome.
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 12/24/2010, 11:59 AM
no way i'm voting against Santa on Christmas Eve
TheGambitFreak
TheGambitFreak - 12/24/2010, 12:29 PM
@R8ITR HELLA YEAH!!!!
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/24/2010, 12:39 PM
6 @ Wicked! ; D

VAL @ Good stuff! : D

R8ITR @ Sounds sweet... Joker!

nuck @ Gambit @ Haha!
SpideyQuad
SpideyQuad - 12/24/2010, 1:27 PM
Batman vs Santa, Batman all over him FTW
Flagg
Flagg - 12/24/2010, 1:50 PM
Santa would win.
Luigi
Luigi - 12/24/2010, 2:20 PM
On Gamefaqs.com right now, there is a poll Link (from Legend of Zelda) vs. Santa. Link is destroying Santa, why can't Superman?
foxfan
foxfan - 12/24/2010, 3:48 PM
@LEEE777

to make a long story short, my last name is fox and it took FoReVeR to pick a username that worked/wasn't taken. "foxfan" is just what finally worked lol. i have been thinking of changing it to something else that finally came to me . . .
Akercocke
Akercocke - 12/24/2010, 5:41 PM
Lobo defeated both Superman and Santa, so it would be pretty close.
theangrytroll
theangrytroll - 12/24/2010, 7:24 PM
Someone mentioned Santa vs. Jesus. Someone else mentioned Superman vs. Jesus. How about Jesus vs. Mithra, the god from whom Christianity swiped most of its core beliefs - including the December 25th Birthday. Now THAT would be a battle!
Dusk
Dusk - 12/24/2010, 8:25 PM
@theangrytroll- When blind, deaf, lame, cancer-filled, AIDS-stricken and the demon posessed start getting healed and delivered in Mithras name, you can argue your point. I've seen this in JESUS' name!
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