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Michael Bay Has Balls, Gives Devastator Testicles?

Early Review of Film Reveals the Giant Decepticons Gender
Michael Bay has outdone himself this time.

In a recent review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Empireonline provided a unique "spoiler" that appears in the film.

"A notable moment occurs during the dementedly frenetic final act of Transformers 2. A robot-on-robot fracas is unfolding around Egypt’s Giza Necropolis, with Devastator, an especially massive mechanoid comprised of several construction vehicles, set on clawing its way to the peak of a pyramid. As it lumbers up the dusty colossus, a shot tilts up to its mid-section, revealing two wrecking balls dangling down. Yes, Michael Bay, the man who brought us cyber-micturition in this movie’s predecessor, has one-upped himself: Decepticon testicles."

The article also describes several Transformers that have yet to be mentioned including "one that can turn into ball bearings to access high-security areas and one in the form of a Dyson vacuum cleaner."

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen hits theaters June 24. 2009.
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alten2345
6/19/2009
empireonline.com

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45 Comments

lol golden
divo - 6/18/2009, 7:23 PM
This is too good.
TheMyth - 6/18/2009, 10:51 PM
@TheMyth

I know! And they won't even put this on the What's New page on here damn it!
alten2345 - 6/18/2009, 11:07 PM
If you disguise the title more, maybe.
Betty - 6/18/2009, 11:24 PM
They can change it if they want to. I don't think it's that offensive lol.
alten2345 - 6/19/2009, 12:12 AM
Ge-ni-us! The balls of devestation! The titanium testies! Great touch! Can't wait to see them in full swing!
Ron - 6/19/2009, 6:20 AM
@Alten,

Sorry, Jim's out of town so I've been helping out with the editorial duties. I just saw your post and HAD to move it to the front page. I also bumped it up to the top so people will see it ;o)
NateBest - 6/19/2009, 9:03 PM
Yes!
SHHH - 6/19/2009, 10:07 PM
wowz..this is robotically gay lolz...bay you really did it haha
Anil Rickly - 6/19/2009, 10:19 PM
Meh. Mine are BIGGER.

And, they've been known to leave MUCH MORE devastation. (hence Megan Fox's hair in the Jonah Hex thread.)

lol jk ;)
SpiderBat209 - 6/19/2009, 10:32 PM
thats precious
Torque - 6/19/2009, 10:48 PM
compelling..and rich
spiderman1985 - 6/19/2009, 10:53 PM
Has anyone seen Shibazz? Its not like her to be gone so long... where is her famous Bitchazz comments... Where ever she is I hope she is having fun...

OMG... SSSCANDALOUS! LOL...

ISM: INCORRIGIBLE & SCANDALOUS... HEHE...
KeepItReal - 6/19/2009, 11:36 PM
I know!!! Look at these last minute image touchups he did of Skids and Mudflap!!! I kinda like it better...
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charlymurfy - 6/20/2009, 12:04 AM
1. We HAVE seen the ball bearing Decepticons mentioned at the bottom of the article, in the previews, so that's not really news.

2. Not really surprising when you consider the fact that he gave Megatron a penis.
slimybug - 6/20/2009, 12:39 AM
WOW thats the kind of news that you would only get in highschool or around the water cooler with your pimple faced buddies. LAme Dude Really LAme
Hellmont - 6/20/2009, 1:27 AM
@Hellmont

Well the powers that be here think it's newsworthy and put it on the front page so wank off my friend:) Plus it's funny. And considering at least half of the people that respond here are of the mind that Michael Bay is a f*cking hack, I think it would be interesting to them as well.

I have to thank you for proving a good point though. I mean if it's immature and high schoolish of me to think this is news, well what does that say about Michael Bay putting it in the film? And by your standard, what does that say about the kind of person who would like such a film, hmmmmm?


alten2345 - 6/20/2009, 1:52 AM
Just watched this movie last night, and it was a load of balls! absolute bollocks. Just aload of set pieces strung together by needless storylines "tell me you love me!" "you first!", that have no impact on the central,seemingly cobbled together over a 10 minute meeting two weeks ago, plotline. random rail gun anyone? I would say more but do not wish to ruin it for my fellow CBM fans. but it is really THAT BAD!!
wards - 6/20/2009, 2:40 AM
I SAY BALLZ TO THAT!!!
LEEE777 - 6/20/2009, 3:18 AM
I saw the film last night, and it was incredible, and yes two enormous bulldozer balls hang from devastators crouch and Simmons look right up to them. The way devastators tears the pyramid to bits is amazing, megatron who is now galvatron would have been there for days if he was shreddin giza.
Mike22491 - 6/20/2009, 3:56 AM
its a joke right?
grif - 6/20/2009, 4:29 AM
Just saw it last night and i thought it was great...BAY went BOOOOOOM......the cinema was packed every one was laughing at the right times and enjoyed themselves ...thats what going to the movies used to be about....the Twins were not as annoying as i thought they would the Prime 3 way fight is epic.....also JetFire makes this film even better
I like these kinda movies its just entertainment and yes he has balls and evryone laughed....job done
teabag - 6/20/2009, 4:49 AM
"SPOILER ALERT" It was good, very entertaining. I was very siked to see them bring the matrix of leadership into this one. There def. was parts that they went a bit too far with. Megan fox is hot, but they didn't have to capitalize on her sexiness as much as they did, the mom was funny at first, but then it got old pretty quick, a bit too much, and way too many "romantic/passion" moment was shia and megan. Any guy would love to be in Shia's shoes, but as for being a transformers movie, it just took away from the bigger picture. A lot of new small and medium sized transformers including a new decepticon style female "terminator" like transformer that tries to kill shia in college. I do feel as though Bay took what the audience loved from the the first movie, and tried too hard to multiply those moments to make it funnier, sexier and more action packed. Great movie, but the recipe from the first movie was perfect, they should have just applied that recipe to the next chapter, rather then trying to make it more potent.
Stfargher - 6/20/2009, 5:06 AM
WhiteandBlue what did you think of the Twins?
teabag - 6/20/2009, 5:33 AM
JAR JAR BINKS!!! ; D
LEEE777 - 6/20/2009, 5:40 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I hope he teabags someone, that would be epic!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yohon Kalic - 6/20/2009, 6:12 AM
Leave me out of this Yohon
teabag - 6/20/2009, 7:13 AM
LAME!
mativ16 - 6/20/2009, 7:14 AM
@teabag - honestly, the twins where very funny throughout the movie. Yes, very Jar Jar Binks. Their CGI did need a little more work at moments. This movie had so many comedic moments with multiple comedy relief characters, (for me) it came off at points as too much. I do have to say though that when the twins called shia's roomate a "pussy" i laughed my ars off
Stfargher - 6/20/2009, 7:22 AM
Yeah i laughed then aswell,but i dont think they are as JAR JAR As people are expecting! i agree that there were too many comic releif characters but i have to admit the whole leg humping thing made laugh too
teabag - 6/20/2009, 7:42 AM
ha! that's great.
i wonder if they're chromed and hang'n from the hitch
shadowboxer - 6/20/2009, 11:11 AM
They are hanging shadowboxer
teabag - 6/20/2009, 11:13 AM
WOW,,
GUNSMITH - 6/20/2009, 11:46 AM
Haha his the best for doing dat lol
xXkryptoniteXx - 6/20/2009, 2:06 PM
Yohon: Holy shit! That would be incredible, I would literally call out aloud in the theater, "Prime just got Teabagged!"
TheMyth - 6/20/2009, 2:55 PM
4 more days!
KeepItReal - 6/20/2009, 3:11 PM
Ugh, ridiculous...
Inohaku - 6/20/2009, 4:44 PM
LMAO.
Bandrews1 - 6/20/2009, 6:27 PM
SPOILER!!!

So I've discovered the way Sam dies in this movie. Sam get's all turned on by seeing Devastators testicles and filled with lust, Sam chokes trying to teabag the giant Decepticon. Can anybody confirm this for me? :)
alten2345 - 6/20/2009, 11:16 PM
^^^^^LOL^^^^^



***HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE DADS OUT THERE!***
KeepItReal - 6/21/2009, 12:39 AM
You know what im just gonna say it.....Sam wasn't as annoying as the first one......ok now you can rape me
teabag - 6/21/2009, 1:35 AM
two words for everyone who loved this piece of s**t movie: autobot heaven. once again: absolute bollocks!
wards - 6/21/2009, 2:24 AM
No seriously were you expecting shakespear
teabag - 6/21/2009, 3:11 AM
Steve Jablonsky - Transformers - The Score - 12 - Arrival To Earth
and
Steve Jablonsky - Transformers - The Score - 10 - Scorponok
are such amazing tunes. makes the hairs on the back of your neck stick up..esp when prime comes out of the plane...fuucckk
Makes me want to go c it for a 4th tme
marcolanni - 6/21/2009, 6:49 AM
this alone, is worth the ticket price.



rawshark - 6/21/2009, 2:19 PM

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