EDITORIAL: Uncovering The Truth of ComicBookMovie.Com

For years, the site known as ComicBookMovie.com has flourished. It unites leagues of fans under the banner of the love of comic book movies. But is it all a lie? Have I uncovered something that will rock this site to the core? Hit the jump if you want to know the truth, don’t if you want to live in a lie.

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By BatManHeisenberg - 7/10/2014


Nope, I’m not Jacky. Sorry. But I highly respect him. But after realizing the truth, I don’t know what to believe. I will probably get shot down for good for spoiling this. My punishment will be something horrid and unimaginable, but it will be worth it. Like licking the fungus between Gusto’s toes or trying to read a terrible fan script. Anyhow if you enjoy living in a false illusion, DON’T continue reading. You’ve been warned.

We all love CBM.com, right? It gives us all sorts of news, rumors, fan scripts, scoops, funny comments etc. All fun and games, right? I just wish it was that way. Part of why I love this site so much is the multiple personalities and characters there are. But after some very close examination, I uncovered it was a lie. The people.

WHAT?! HOW ARE THE PEOPLE A LIE?!?! NGHAHA!! I hear you asking and screaming. Just let me explain. So let me tell you a story. When good ol’ CBM started out, it was a very small site. Galactus himself needed to expand. So over time, he recruited three users, JoshWilding, RorMachine, and nailbiter111 and DCMarvelFreshman. Now, other users helped to, but these were the MAIN ones. These three users knew they had to do more than post articles. So they created accounts to stir the pot and create controversy and clicks. They had to make a funny guy,  a troll, and a user worth noting. Let’s check them out.

Josh Wilding:

Josh, the british guy who likes to “flame on!”. Let’s take a look at HIS list:


Funny Guy: Gusto, of course. Gusto can get MANY responses and clicks with his comments. He is a likable guy. Other than the fact that he doesn’t exist.

Troll: SageMode. He needed to get someone to swear allegiance to a studio and be fiercly honorable. So he created SageMode. A user that would make a 5 page thread a 15+ page thread. A STRONG tool for Josh to get clicks and comments.

User Worth Noting: PsychoManiacJacky. He pretends to present shocking revelations, which he does, but really is just a ruse. Created by a British man.


Ah yes, the other British guy. He also made three accounts, if not more.

Funny Guy: McGee. He’s like a turtle, but more scared. But he is very funny, and is of course, fake.

Troll: Manitinium. Another fierce crusader, but for DC/WB. He will do anything to defend DC, and is exactly what Ror needed. A lie.

User Worth Noting: MrBlackJack. He got a LOT of people talking about his gang, the Dead Rabbits Gang. Admittedly, I was apart if this gang. A lie.


Not enough intel on him personally. I have a STRONG susipion he bites his nails. But I know who he hides behind.


Funny Guy: yossarian. He posts either consist of making fun of Gusto, Green Lantern or Cyclops, or gratuitous pictures of beautiful women. A lie, of course.

Troll: Intruder, now most likely defunct. For the time he was active, this fake black stain was a virus, and was eventually killed off.

User Worth Noting: Pasto. He was so popular that nailbiter had to make a forum just to keep an elaborate ruse up. Just a [frick]ing ruse.


Again, no intel. I have a strong suspicion that he is a huge fan of Marvel and DC, and is a freshman, but I don’t know for sure...


Funny Guy: cipher. We need a drunk british guy who likes to gloat around his advice. A ruse.

Troll: Jollem. A passive agressive troll is always needed, and Jollem fits. Like a glove.

User Worth Noting: staypuffed. The Power Users felt it was key to give users the idea that an ordianary user like staypuffed can become a rising user. But of course, another lie.

Now, with all that out of the way, I haven’t even told you the scariest part. Josh, Ror, nailbiter and Freshman aren’t even real. They’re all created by Galactus himself. Even HE doesn’t know. He subconsciously created all of them, so he wouldn’t feel so lonely.


That’s all I was able to uncover. It might be a lie, might not be. I won’t reveal my sources. But don’t sit there BLINDLY accepting everything that appears to be nothing. Question. Hell, you might be one of Galactus’ alter-egos/multiple personalities. I might be. Well, my whole life is a lie, so it’s not worth living!

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MrBlackjack - 7/10/2014, 8:52 PM
AlexanderLykins - 7/10/2014, 8:56 PM
Fine. *Clicks red glove*
AlexanderLykins - 7/10/2014, 9:02 PM
Are you kidding me? How did you expect I'd take this? My whole reality is being called into question.
MileHighRonin - 7/10/2014, 9:23 PM
I knew it, I freaking knew it. I need help, someone please help. I was told the voices in my head were exactly that, voices in my head. But thanks to this article I now know the truth, those voices were really kicks! So I pulled out my totem, and sure enough I am still trapped in this dream. I'm not even sure if it's my dream. Oh my god, am I really typing this or did someone plant this seed. Oh my god, help! I don't want to be in limbo all alone, or am I alone? I can hear them plotting, they can't have my precious! Damn you all, damn you all to hell!

staypuffed - 7/10/2014, 9:24 PM
What an editorial! You got me, Heisenberg! You got me.
staypuffed - 7/10/2014, 9:25 PM
"User Worth Noting: staypuffed. The Power Users felt it was key to give users the idea that an ordianary user like staypuffed can become a rising user. But of course, another lie."

I feel honoured. Just honoured.
staypuffed - 7/10/2014, 9:27 PM
Can I just say that I love the idea of Josh being Sage and Ror being McGee.
nail as Truddy, though? hmmm... I was thought nail was a good guy.
blackandyellow - 7/10/2014, 9:38 PM
Ror is Irish.
JFerguson - 7/10/2014, 9:39 PM
U forgot that each power user/"editor" also have fake "comment reporter" counterparts:

Josh- ProfessorX
Ror- r0njeremy
Nails- pussymonster
DCMF- dannyboy

Oh yea, and....

staypuffed - 7/10/2014, 10:07 PM
I think that, like the rest of this article, it was meant as a joke.
ScionStorm - 7/10/2014, 10:10 PM
I don't remember taking the red pill or the blue pill, so how did I get to this point?
Nomis - 7/10/2014, 10:11 PM
Indy - 7/10/2014, 10:13 PM
TheIlluminati - 7/10/2014, 10:19 PM
dethpillow - 7/10/2014, 10:22 PM
see i'm the opposite.

i am one accountant with three people using it.
saves time, for sure.
dethpillow - 7/10/2014, 10:23 PM
sometimes if my sentences don't make sense, it's becuz we're finishing them for each other, and probably blindfolded too.
GuardianAngel - 7/10/2014, 10:24 PM
ComixBookGuy - 7/10/2014, 10:24 PM
Check out Nuke The Fridge guys I write my own articles and they don't get removed.
Indy - 7/10/2014, 10:26 PM
I don't know who to trust how do I know your not one of them users. I know I am not but how can I be sure is there test am I funny, or a Troll? no I Know I am not one But the rest of you can't be trusted!

"I'll show you what I already know"

DestroyallTroll - 7/10/2014, 10:26 PM
CBM gets stranger every year.
ScionStorm - 7/10/2014, 10:26 PM
@dethpillow- is that like having a Cerberus Account?

The four main users are like Galactus' Heralds, sent ahead to churn up the site for Galactus to devour in eternity.
superotherside - 7/10/2014, 10:26 PM

But how far does the rabbit hole go?

@BatManHeisenberg is just part of puzzle. He's only revealing this to us to make a 1000 length thread. It's all a lie. We are all part of the universe. You do not know it but Galactus is actually the cause of everything.

He is making you write that joke to me now. Or making you call me names with all your might. Or congratulating me on showing you the whole truth.

Everything is true and everything is a lie.

What do you believe?

Now choose. The blue pill or the red pill.

Oh did you just wake up?

Welcome to the new age...

Vaportrail - 7/10/2014, 10:29 PM
I'm just here for the actual news articles, so...

Most of the user-submitted stuff "Why I think this" "How I'd fix that" turns me right off, and I've long since abandoned trying to keep up with forum drama.
dethpillow - 7/10/2014, 10:32 PM
@scionstorm - no, it's more actually the opposite.

it's like those Halloween costumes of a horse, where one person is the back and one person is the front.

so people always fight about which they are allowed to be that night. it's very similar.

or it's maybe more like Grimace from McDonald's commercials. cuz there's only one person that has to be Grimace at a time, the other two get to go to the bar, or sleep or catch cats for spay/neutering.
Bread - 7/10/2014, 10:36 PM
You guys do know that Gusto is Clark Gregg, right? I made an article about it a year ago, but it was immediately taken down.

I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happens here. Galactus doesn't like whistle blowers.
dethpillow - 7/10/2014, 10:38 PM
here's something relatively on topic tho, that's interesting...

if you ask straight men, who would you rather have sex with...
A. a girl that's normal from the bellybutton up, but that has two sets of bodies from the belly button down. so 4 legs, 2 butts, 2 vaginas, 20 toes, 4 knees and so on.

B a girl that's normal from the bellybutton down, but has two sets of bodies from the belly button up. so two heads, 4 breasts, 4 arms, and so on.

and the answer is gonna be obvious which the majority is gonna pick.

and then imagine asking the same thing to a heterosexual woman...
A. normal from belly button up, but 4 legs, 2 penises, 2 butts, 20 toes and so on.

B. normal from the belly button down, but 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 nipples, 20 fingers, 2 tongues.

and then also the majority is gonna definitely fall one direction.

i think that's interesting. it says a lot about things.
ELxDIABL1TO - 7/10/2014, 10:39 PM
Instagram user @Marlen714 has new Batman V Superman set photos, if anyone wants to check them out.
dethpillow - 7/10/2014, 10:40 PM
and the answers to those questions proves a lot about how insecure men are about sex.
Darktower - 7/10/2014, 10:43 PM
Wait ..what ???! this is [frick]ed up!
Indy - 7/10/2014, 10:47 PM
If we find the source of Galactus can we kill it and will that stop the madness?
Dios - 7/10/2014, 10:47 PM
So can we all agree that Cherrybomb is a Husky welsh man in his late 30's
MightyZeus - 7/10/2014, 10:54 PM
Honestly i'm surprised by all of this and i applaud and thank you for bringing this to our attention, even though this may not be true.

The truth is that as user's we can't trust anybody on here but we can still have fun and games and not take everything so seriously.

I'm also surprised that it's okay for most users to have multiple accounts when it's actually frowned upon.

I just want to take the time to say that i am actually "Zeus". As in the actual Greek God Zeus from Mount Olympus.
SauronsBANE - 7/10/2014, 10:56 PM
LOL! This is some heavy Inception-level stuff. My mind is pretty blown right now, so I'm just going to sit back and enjoy this being on main for the little time it is...before some power user (Galactus, obviously) removes it for exposing the truth once and for all! Well done, sir. Your inevitable sacrifice will be for the greater good!
loki668 - 7/10/2014, 11:00 PM
So, you've all found out the truth? It's true, it's ALL true!! I'm actually a figment of my own imagination. But it's okay! As long as I believe my imagination exists, it will keep me existing. As least, that's what the magic grasshopper, who leaves in my teacup, told me after I ate those special mushrooms.
UltimateHunt - 7/10/2014, 11:00 PM
[frick]ing HYDRA lolz
If its true (scary thoe)
Im glad my bro's aren't there.
Just out of curiosity, if this was to be rumored, I will think YOU! Were also created. U interact with all of them a lot. Or just one who is all of them lolz [frick]ing HYDRA!
Indy - 7/10/2014, 11:00 PM
Wait my user name is Indy short for Indiana Jones now own by .....
loki668 - 7/10/2014, 11:01 PM
And, actually, CherryBomb is a 500 year old Maori warrior who learned to become immortal by holding in his flatulence.
KalebAmos - 7/10/2014, 11:03 PM
Now that you mention it, Ror is kinda weird...

Ah, you silly silly Brits. You never learn.
SauronsBANE - 7/10/2014, 11:04 PM
@BatManHeisenberg, Some questions are better off leaving unanswered...
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