NOTE: I am a practical man. I take great inspiration from heroes like Will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell and PsychoManiacJacky, and this is just my honest opinion. Don’t like it?
Marvel is winning pretty hard right now, we all know this. DC fans have wanted to edge out Marvel ever since the start of the MCU. Is there a solution, anything that can help us win this war? Why yes there is. A fantastic organization, known as HYDRA, is gracefully willing to help us in this war. But why should we take help from this organization? Here’s some reasons why:
They’re Already Winning:
Recently, it was reported that The Other Woman will beat out Captain America this weekend. How’s that you ask? Hydra. They recruited Kate Upton to help further their agenda, and take down Marvel Studios. It will only be a matter of time until films like Smurfs 49 or Scary Movie 22 beat out movies like Marvel’s flagship property: The Avengers. Hydra has a master plan, and they are ruthless and unforgiving.
We Need ANYTHING We Can Get:
We are LOSING this war, and if someone like HYDRA is willing to help us, evil or not, we NEED to take it. They hate The Avengers, and will do ANYTHING to take them down. This helps us, and our agenda. We can fit together like peanut butter and jelly, if we just try.
They Have DC’s Best Interests In Mind:
They love WB/DC, and will do anything we ask to win. The whole Batman vs Superman vs Captain America 3 debacle was no accident. HYDRA has us in mind, and is making sure that Disney bows to us. What else can we ask for?
This war isn’t over, but we have an option to get the edge. Why turn that edge down?