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IT'S BACK! The New Expendables Trailer is THE. BEST. TRAILER. EVER!

This fan-made trailer for The Expendables challenges men to stop "noob tubing total strangers" and help Stallone and the boys kick some @$$ at the box office!

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By Brent Sprecher - 7/14/2010
Just in case you're at work and can't watch this new trailer for Sylvester Stallone's testosterone-fueled action epic The Expendables, here's your "call to arms," men:

GENTLEMEN
WHILE YOU'VE BEEN AT HOME
NOOB TUBING TOTAL STRANGERS
DUCT TAPING 40s TO YOUR HANDS
YOU'VE BEEN HANDING THE KEYS TO HOLLYWOOD
TO TEENAGE GIRLS
AND G.N.O.
JULIA ROBERTS MAY BE THE FINAL BLOW
EAT, PRAY, LOVE
WOMEN ADORE THE BOOK
OPRAH SWEARS BY IT
AUGUST 13TH THE MOVIE ARRIVES
AUGUST 13TH IS OUR LAST CHANCE
AUGUST 13TH WE TAKE BACK WHAT'S OURS
THIS SUMMER
THE ONLY MEN
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LOVE
ARE TOGETHER AT LAST
SLY
BRUCE
ARNOLD
ROURKE
STATHAM
DOLPH
JET
COUTURE
ROBERTS
AUSTIN
CREWS
AUGUST 13TH
YOU WILL SEE THIS MOVIE
NOT OFF YOUR TORRENTS
IN A F*CKING THEATER
WHERE VIOLENCE BELONGS
IF WE DON'T?
IF THIS LOSES TO EAT, PRAY, LOVE?
YOU DON'T
DESERVE
TO BE
A
MAN

It was down briefly, but you can't stop man-power for long! Here it is again!


Music: Andrew W.K.'s "I Get Wet"

The Expendables opens August 13th! (Just in case you didn't get that part).




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bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 2:52 AM
Now, THAT'S how you make a trailer for an action movie!
bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 3:09 AM
@SirPrize: They have reserved seating at your theater? Say what? Where is that?

What did you think of the trailer? Pretty balsy, huh?
bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 3:12 AM
I remember the one time I saw a movie in Sheffield, England, I nearly plotzed when I found out I could order beer! Too bad it was THE WORST movie ever...
LEEE777 - 7/14/2010, 3:15 AM
WICKED FIND @ Brent!!!

This is gonna be the action movie of all action movies!
bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 3:24 AM
@UserName786: Why can't you watch it in the theater?
Orphix - 7/14/2010, 3:28 AM
Wow - this movie is well beyond homoerotic!!

It is balls out, cock gobbling, fudge hustlingly GAY!

I NEED to see it!!!!!!!!
DDD - 7/14/2010, 3:31 AM
HOLY DAMM!!!!!!

TESTOSTERONE JUST SHOT OUT MY EARS AND BLEW MY
HEADPHONES OFF MY HEAD!

IS IT ANY MYSTERY THAT STALLONE RHYMES WITH
TESTOSTERONE???

I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W4RDude87 - 7/14/2010, 3:32 AM
**** YEAH! NOW THAT'S A TRAILER!
Stallone and the Expandables all the way!
To hell with Twilight, chick flicks and any other teenage BS!, this will be an awesome movie!
TheGambitFreakIsBatmanOfCBM - 7/14/2010, 3:38 AM
Now That was Awesome Ninja's!
Lol. I got wet during that trailer! : )
bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 3:42 AM
@drax94: You've got a good point about that. Stallone is one of the few big-time stars who actively tries to get input from the fans. He calls Harry Knowles over at AICN all of the time to explain things, he scrapped Rambo 5 after everyone starting complaining about the "beast man" concept, and, from the reference to Call of Duty/Modern Warfare in this trailer, he's clearly got a sense of what is going in with today's youth. (Sure, he probably didn't cut this trailer, but as the writer/director I'm sure he has final approval over just about everything that gets put out for the movie).
DDD - 7/14/2010, 3:57 AM
Brent@, Drax94@, I didn't know that about Stallone!
Man, like I've always said, he's the coolest
"real-man" on the planet!
ToMMaN - 7/14/2010, 4:01 AM
A MA ZING
CBArtist - 7/14/2010, 4:25 AM
Hope this blows the SH*T out of Inception!
antz1104 - 7/14/2010, 4:30 AM
Holy sh%t, that was EPIC. I think I want to go flip over a volkswagon and set it on fire. With hippies inside.
plan99fromouterspace - 7/14/2010, 4:38 AM
WHOA!!! I JUST GOT BUKKAKED in the FACE with summer time BLOCKBUSTER ACTION!!!
bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 4:54 AM
@grif: I'm not a fan of Andrew W.K. in general, but you gotta admit that the thumping music fits the montage.
ThunderCougarFalconBird - 7/14/2010, 4:54 AM
I bet if I could see this my 'stach would instantly grow an inch!
bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 4:56 AM
@tea: From all indications, yes! We'll have to wait and see. If it gets pulled from YouTube today then we'll have our answer. So far, Stallone has had zero tolerance for leaks and fan trailers.
Rogers - 7/14/2010, 4:58 AM
WOW
antz1104 - 7/14/2010, 4:58 AM
I think they should re-release Tango and Cash. Too bad Gri's vid cut off right before "hey look, it's snowing." FYI hippies are quite combustible, I recommend them for family bonfires.
Crazyhorrormovienerd - 7/14/2010, 5:03 AM
Wow if you didn't want to see that movie before, you sure as hell want to after that.
ukboy28 - 7/14/2010, 5:10 AM
awesome, clearly me saying i cant wait to see this movie is an understatement :)
maxleresistant - 7/14/2010, 5:10 AM
I did'nt really like the first trailer, but this one, omg it's just f*** great
Shaman - 7/14/2010, 5:13 AM
Well... i was actually going to go see "Eat, Pray, Love"... I had seen the trailer for it when i went to see "Twilight: Eclipse" and it looked decent... Why do i hear the wind whistling between my legs? OMG!!! I lost my marbles!!! Hollywood, what have you done to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!? :((
THEMRTERRIFIC - 7/14/2010, 5:20 AM
I think this will be the new standard for action movies!!
Rango - 7/14/2010, 5:26 AM
pity that moveez like A-team flop and Twilight makes $235 million in 12 days in USA.Shame!!!
I hope this one makes good money coz in its sequel I want to see Norris n Van Damm too.
antz1104 - 7/14/2010, 5:37 AM
LMAO @ Shaman. I've been snipped!
Tc - 7/14/2010, 5:42 AM
Awesome :D
JustinMSalvato - 7/14/2010, 5:46 AM
This makes up for the original trailer, which stunk. This makes me want to grab a super-soaker water gun and have an all out war at the park. GO TESTOSTERONE!

cat
Now that's TOUGH!

Destroyer14 - 7/14/2010, 5:48 AM
Cool find. But I think the greatest trailer of all time is the final Spider-Man 3 trailer.
rolanddeschain - 7/14/2010, 5:52 AM
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!! I DECLARE THE RETURN OF MANHOOD ON AUGUST 13! THEY CAN PLAY THOSE TERRY CREWS OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS JUST TO SET IT OFF!! LMAO
Joe6Pack74 - 7/14/2010, 5:57 AM
That was full on manly.

mstargel - 7/14/2010, 5:58 AM
I cannot wait to get off work to see this!
MassExecutions - 7/14/2010, 6:04 AM
FanFREAKINGtastic.
BIGBMH - 7/14/2010, 6:20 AM
:) I still don't think it looks very good, but this made me want to see it. I can picture Gerard Butler giving this speech to thousands of men.
superdog - 7/14/2010, 6:29 AM
they are not the only men i am allowed to love. i love all you guys :)
selinakyle - 7/14/2010, 6:30 AM
Will you answer the call? Im not a dude but i will. :D
CaptainFurious - 7/14/2010, 6:34 AM
i didnt think i could want to see a movie more, but then i found out Terry Crews in it.
YEE HA.
CaptainFurious - 7/14/2010, 6:48 AM
i didnt think i could want to see a movie more, but then i found out Terry Crews in it.
YEE HA.
madhatta - 7/14/2010, 7:02 AM
It actually feels like a woman cut the trailer - Making men all over the world feel guilty in case they don't support her endeavors? Hell, worked on me...
peterparker420 - 7/14/2010, 7:06 AM
I thought I was the ONLY one who shaved with a CHAINSAW!


EVERY ACTION MOVIE STAR IN THE SAME MOVIE!!

Well except for Jackie Chan (my favorite).

I hope this will put my favorite action movie (T2)
to SHAME! How could it NOT!

This will FUN to see!
deadpoox - 7/14/2010, 7:10 AM
i just pissed my self
Twenty23Three - 7/14/2010, 7:20 AM
Never wanted to see anything more in my life after that
BmanHall - 7/14/2010, 7:21 AM
I will be seeing this in theaters.
SpiderBat209 - 7/14/2010, 7:26 AM
Where's Chuck Norris? jk ;)
TheHulk63 - 7/14/2010, 7:27 AM
According to the LA Times, this was Fan Made Trailer because the Lionsgate Trailer wasn't Manly enough.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movies/2010/07/often-the-moviegoing-public-looks-at-how-a-studio-is-marketing-a-movie-and-says-we-can-do-better-and-then-somet.html

Shaman - 7/14/2010, 7:28 AM
Chuck Norris is in this too, but NO ONE is manly enough to spot his cameo. Not even the director!
wyatt1234 - 7/14/2010, 7:37 AM
Number 21@ in that vid, i wish there were more pants where there wasn't so much pants.
bsprecher - 7/14/2010, 7:52 AM
@TheHulk63: Thanks for the tip!
THEHAWK - 7/14/2010, 7:57 AM
HELL YEAH! COme mon! I'm all pumped up ready to split some mother f*ckin heads! Who wants to rumble! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Great find Brent!

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