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Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Two Biggest Assets In Latest MACHETE KILLS Character Poster

No, not those! The latest poster for Robert Rodriguez's (Sin City: A Dame to Kill For) Machete Kills - revealed in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly - sees the gorgeous actress...well, it'll be easier if you just hit the jump to check it out!

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By Josh Wilding - 3/7/2013




Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


STARRING:

Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz
Mel Gibson as Luther Voz
Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera
Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States
Sofía Vergara as Madame Desdemona
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez
Zoe Saldana as Liza
Vanessa Hudgens as Cereza
Cuba Gooding Jr. as El Cameleón
Alexa Vega as KillJoy
William Sadler as Sheriff Doakes
Lindsay Lohan as April Booth
Lady Gaga as La Chameleón

RELEASE DATE: September 13th, 2013.
Source: Entertainment Weekly
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Solitario - 3/7/2013, 4:18 AM
FIRSTTTT!!!!!
FrankieDedo - 3/7/2013, 4:18 AM
Shit, just got real.
Jollem - 3/7/2013, 4:19 AM
reminds me of the crotch gun in from dusk 'til dawn, but in lady form
FrankieDedo - 3/7/2013, 4:19 AM
Ok, Rodriguez is on the "Awesome/trash" line right now!
An hispanic hottie with mini-miniguns on is nipples.
Can't say if it's win or fail.
JerBear - 3/7/2013, 4:19 AM
WTF
Bigred20 - 3/7/2013, 4:20 AM
haha
Mercwitham0uth - 3/7/2013, 4:28 AM
I'd suck the bullets outta dem titays!
RorMachine - 3/7/2013, 4:32 AM
It's fail. RR is a joke.
Jobu - 3/7/2013, 4:37 AM
There are worse ways to blow your head off.
aztony1975 - 3/7/2013, 4:39 AM
Maybe we'll see a cameo of these ladies

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SageMode - 3/7/2013, 4:40 AM
I love this woman. Mm mm mm.
113 - 3/7/2013, 4:44 AM
Stupid.
TheSoulEater - 3/7/2013, 4:46 AM
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LFANCH - 3/7/2013, 4:46 AM
How the hell did machete even do well enough to warrant a sequel?
Ceejay - 3/7/2013, 4:48 AM
I'd pay real money to see her disarmed!
heisei24 - 3/7/2013, 4:52 AM
Ceejay - 3/7/2013, 4:57 AM
@LFANCH - Becasue it only cost a mere $10 million to make and made $44 million worldwide. When you can shoot as cheaply and quickly as this using digital cameras and bring in a quick buck for the studio, they will happily invest that little again into a sequel especially if you can cast it even better the second time around.

He's actually managed to get Antonio Banderas, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Amber heard as well as bringing back Jessica Alba.

I really should finish watching the first movie someday...
Wingding - 3/7/2013, 5:08 AM
Austin Powers, anyone? Lol
jessepostal - 3/7/2013, 5:12 AM
I hope she doesn't have a speaking role, i gotta put the earpons in every time she talks to stop the bleeding :)
marvel72 - 3/7/2013, 5:20 AM
one of the sexiest women alive.
fortycals - 3/7/2013, 5:21 AM
The TnA in this movie alone makes it worth the watch. Over the top action, TnA, and a bad ass anti hero, sounds like the Eighties all over again, and I love it. F high drama, I want minigun nips, and a hero that aint a metro sexual dbag. This movie sound awsomely bad, in a good way.
ISeeStupidPeople - 3/7/2013, 5:24 AM
Love Danny Trejo, but Machete was a terrible movie.
subzero1077 - 3/7/2013, 5:40 AM
@Wingding - Lmao that was the first thing I thought.
SpectacularJoShFest - 3/7/2013, 5:54 AM
Who gives a shit if she's hot or not,this bitch is annoying as [frick] and this movie will suck ass
imadick - 3/7/2013, 6:00 AM
@FriendlyJoShFest

well, let's put it all like this:

who cares what your opinion on any of this is. there's a fanbase for this, and this movie will make money.
sKeemAn - 3/7/2013, 6:24 AM
I'm wondering how does she reload the bullets? Is it as simple as changing her bra?
StrangerX - 3/7/2013, 6:28 AM
ummmmm yay
TonyChu - 3/7/2013, 6:31 AM
And people say there is no God.
DudeGuyMan - 3/7/2013, 6:39 AM
WEIRD BONERS aside, this movie seems to be shaping up nicely.
thefirstavenger97 - 3/7/2013, 6:45 AM
That's a little disturbing.
Gusto - 3/7/2013, 6:54 AM

PsyBoy - 3/7/2013, 6:56 AM
hahahah this is hilarious.

Love Modern Family!!
RonSwanson - 3/7/2013, 6:57 AM
That looks really, really stupid. Machine gun boobs, really? The producers of this movie are 12.
fettastic - 3/7/2013, 6:58 AM
I really liked the first film.....but this is officially retarded now.
Shamo - 3/7/2013, 7:29 AM
last movie sucked this one seems to be more of the same.
Zombie137 - 3/7/2013, 7:29 AM
Machine Gun Jubblies.

Didnt get around to seeing the first Machete. But i do like Robert Rodriguez.
OrsonRandall - 3/7/2013, 7:31 AM
OrgasmicPotatoe - 3/7/2013, 7:32 AM
I loved the first one, can't wait for this ! Hahahaha !

@Wingding Yes, that's the first thing that came to my mind !
Mysterion - 3/7/2013, 7:37 AM
I ran into her a couple of years back at a mall down here in Miami, she wasnt all dolled up & she is stunning in person as she is on TV & pictures...she is pretty short, I thought she be taller. Super sweet & friendly too.
Scabsallover - 3/7/2013, 7:39 AM
The first one was great fun. I do think this poster is a little stupid but I get the FDTD/Desperado reference. I just hope it's the same kind of over-the-top as Machete and not something else.

Also, when they FIRST introduced DeNiro, that commercial, I was genuinely offended: Mission Accomplished Rodriguez! I remember being in shock thinking, Rodriguez DOES remember he's Mexican right? He does? Oh, I get it now, it's a movie, okay, thanks.
ruadh - 3/7/2013, 7:51 AM
Yep...that's about what I expected.
kevberg - 3/7/2013, 7:51 AM
re...fahking tarded. Rodriguez is getting cheesey. crap..just crap. And isn't he at war with Trejo in a lawsuit?
LP4 - 3/7/2013, 7:53 AM
I wanna [frick] Vergara. Always wanted that woman
Gusto - 3/7/2013, 7:59 AM
I'd like to buy her an abortion!
AlexTheKaiser - 3/7/2013, 8:14 AM
Dafaq...

Something tells me this movie is gonna be bad, not bad like the first machete, which was self aware and lot's of fun but...just bad.
parkerray - 3/7/2013, 8:32 AM
Again looks not as good as Planet Terror.
JoeMomma29 - 3/7/2013, 8:42 AM
Maybe they should have a scene like this!

DudeGuyMan - 3/7/2013, 8:44 AM
mattattack - 3/7/2013, 9:07 AM
Stupid ass movie. First one was trash and this one will be no better. Made the mistake of paying to see it in theaters, won't make that retarded choice again.
Gusto - 3/7/2013, 9:17 AM
Lol...yeah. This definitely a dvd Saturday afternoon drinkin' flick.
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