Everything Wrong With JURASSIC PARK III In 15 Minutes

The Joe Johnston-directed Jurassic Park III effectively killed the franchise for 14 long years before Colin Trevorrow & Chris Pratt were able to finally resurrect it. If you enjoyed CinemaSins' take on The Lost World yesterday, you'll probably enjoy watching their take on JP3 too. Come check it out!

By RohanPatel - Jun 04, 2015 11:06 AM EST

Filed Under: Jurassic Park

Source: CinemaSins

Adventure runs wild when renowned paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) agrees to accompany a wealthy adventurer (William H. Macy) and his wife (Tea Leoni) on an aerial tour of Isla Sorna, InGen's former breeding ground for prehistoric creatures. But when they're terrifyingly stranded, Dr. Grant discovers that his hosts are not what they seem and the island's native inhabitants are smarter, faster, fiercer and more brutal than he ever imagined in this heart-stomping thriller.

Jurassic Park III featured:
Director: Joe Johnston
Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant
William H. Macy as Paul Kirby
Téa Leoni as Amanda Kirby
Alessandro Nivola as Billy Brennan
Trevor Morgan as Eric Kirby
Michael Jeter as Udesky
John Diehl as Cooper
Bruce A. Young as M. B. Nash
Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Degler
Taylor Nichols as Mark Degler
Mark Harelik as Ben Hildebrand
Julio Oscar Mechoso as Enrique Cardoso
Blake Michael Bryan as Charlie Degler
Sarah Danielle Madison as Cheryl Logan
Linda Park as Hannah
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santoanderson - 6/4/2015, 12:14 PM

JP3 is terrible, but so is TLW. I've read a lot of opinions, recently, from people who say TLW is better than JP1. Those people were clearly lobotomized at some point in their lives.

Nick56 - 6/4/2015, 12:34 PM

I actually like JPIII way more than TLW. Both are mediocre compared to the first though.

NoAssemblyReqd - 6/4/2015, 12:41 PM

The biggest problem with both JP sequels is that they were about people running to escape deadly creatures on an island that they should never have been on in the first place. *Everyone* knows the island is deadly, yet they go to it anyway. (This is in contrast to ALIENS, where the poor colonists were not warned of the danger on the planet and had to be rescued.)

I can accept the premise of JURASSIC WORLD, because they have established a sense of safety in the park. It's much more interesting to see order descend into chaos than to have people voluntarily enter into a dangerous situation and get picked off one by one.

McGee - 6/4/2015, 12:49 PM

There were things wrong with Jurassic Park 3!!!??!?

Surely you jest.

NoAssemblyReqd - 6/4/2015, 3:47 PM

@drdoom

Technically, Ian Malcolm is killed by the T.Rex, but he dies slowly of serious injuries rather than being gobbled up.

And yeah, TLW retcons his death in a fashion just slightly more believable than "it was all a dream."

A2ron - 6/5/2015, 12:01 AM

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