Yes I was dragged to the first Twilight movie like most of you were (that is, the guys with girlfriends) and like most of you, while sitting through this love fest for sparkly pale skinned people who uses words like 'Spider Monkey', I caught myself wondering "What if Blade got up in this movie and kicked some serious sparkly ass?" Hence the below video!
Can't you just feel the hate coming from Blade's eye's as he stares down the back of the most popular sparkly vampire? Man, if looks could kill!?!