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UPDATED: Stephen Sommers Fired From GI Joe! -- NOT!

There were rumblings and bad vibes about GI Joe from the start. But today we find out just what all the ruckus was about.
UPDATED: 6/11/2009 - This story has been debunked by Latino Review. Our thanks to "Alten" for the catch.

The good folks over at donmurphy.net had this to post on there message boards:

So the story goes like this-

after a test screening wherein the film tested the lowest score ever from an audience in the history of Paramount, the executive who pushed for the movie Brad Weston had Stephen Sommers, the super hack director of the film fired. Removed. Locked out of the editing room.

Stuart Baird, a renowned "fixer" editor was brought it to try to see if it could be made releasable. Meanwhile producer Lorenzo whose turkey IMAGINE THAT explodes this weekend as the new bomb in theatres (also championed by Weston) was told his services were no longer needed on the film either.

Sommers was then forced by his William Morris agents to pretend that he was working on Tarzan over at Warner Brothers doing design work, even though that film doesn't even have a good script yet. When word of the firing started to be whispered about in Hollywood, Sommers was summoned back to the editing room- but only to save appearances, Baird is still editing the movie with studio input.

Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner, who turned down other offers from the property to go with the script that was rushed in 8 weeks by Stuart Beattie because of the writer's strike is frantic that this will destroy the brand and is distancing himself from the pending catastrophe.

NONE of this needed to happen, except someone who did not know the mythology, Lorenzo was in charge of the film and never contradicted Sommers on anything. Lorenzo, so you know, was Chairman of Warner's and had GI JOE under option there (not as a producer) for SEVEN years and he refused to greenlight the film, stating that because he grew up in Italy he had no knowledge of it. If you google enough, at one point you will see he wanted the film to be about an action hero named MANN (Action Man, get it) and he clearly had no clue what the GI Joe world really was.

And the hapless hack Sommers? Where did he come from? The confused Jon Fogelman at William Morris, who signed Hasbro away from CAA, had to find a director in a hurry for his new clients and gave him the only guy who he repped who would do it. A sad end to what COULD have been a great franchise. Acceleration suits indeed."

This makes sense, this is why the news stopped coming out from the GI Joe camp a few weeks ago. So there you have it, Sommers has been fired from GI Joe. I liked The Mummy movies, I thought they were fun action flicks and never put to much thought into them. Looks like Sommers doesn't have to put to much thought now into anything GI Joe any more.
5 Yes
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jman1977
6/11/2009
www.donmurphy.net

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100 Comments

Yeah i buy this, i think the whole super suit thing is retarded. I'll still see this movie, but i'll feel just as dirty as i did after Dragon Ball De-evolution.
Thorverine - 6/11/2009, 8:30 AM
o god i almost wanted to see this movie

first first
frostyburton - 6/11/2009, 8:32 AM
damit lol
frostyburton - 6/11/2009, 8:33 AM
from the day i heard marlon waynes was going to be in it i knew it was going to suck. hell, look who they got playing cobra! LOL.. this flick has no buzz and will fail big time. with that said... i might sneak into the theater and watch it. hahaha
InFamouslyCool - 6/11/2009, 8:34 AM
OH SO Sorry Frostyburton, but remember, I'm a TimeLord. I travel back in time to stop annoying posters from going FIRST FIRST. JK
Thorverine - 6/11/2009, 8:34 AM
HA Frosty that is what you get for wasting time typing First you dumba$$.

Oh well he got fired I could care less I am gonna see this for $5 @ matt.
Smolo - 6/11/2009, 8:35 AM
Smolo do what i'm doing get it in the 5 dollar Dragonball-Streetfighter-GI Joe mega-flop moives three pack coming out.
Thorverine - 6/11/2009, 8:37 AM
Sommer's, sings "Where ever there is trouble G.I. Joe is there, yeah my ass".
SirPrize - 6/11/2009, 8:38 AM
Oh my god this is hilarious!
Betty - 6/11/2009, 8:38 AM
NO JOE!!! : D


LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 8:42 AM
I heard with all of this happening they're renaming it GI Joe Dirt
Thorverine - 6/11/2009, 8:45 AM
this is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

all I can say is that I'm just overjoyed at how awful this movie probably is...lol....lowest tested film in the HISTORY of Paramount.

So bad that they fired the director - who like him or not - is a famous director..lol.......ohhh god....

I feel sorry for the people who thought this was going to be half decent.
Keven - 6/11/2009, 8:46 AM
OK WAIT, SO ITS A GOOD MOVIE A BAD MOVIE EHH...


GUNSMITH - 6/11/2009, 8:48 AM
Can they "fire" him if the movie is already finished?

And I just can't believe that Now they think he was wrong for the job. Where the hell were they when they had dailies to show? This is just bad management, and coming from Paramount, that saying a lot....
TucsonRican - 6/11/2009, 8:53 AM
Hey TucsonRican are you really Stephen Sommers? You sound pretty upset.
Thorverine - 6/11/2009, 8:58 AM
The trailer looked good. Can't be as bad as Street Fighter was.
cable82 - 6/11/2009, 9:02 AM
I DUNNO SOMMERS MOVIES ARE LIKE FUN POPCORN FLICKS, I ENJOY HIS MOVIES THEY ARENT BAD..MUMMY MOVIES WERE AWSOME,IONO ABOUT THE LAST ONE THOUGH..BUT VAN HELSING WAS COOL
GUNSMITH - 6/11/2009, 9:03 AM
true dat @TUCSONRICAN who looks at the dailies, and keeps signing off on them? apparently a [frick]ing dumbass! i called early early on GI JOE and T4 would be the "surprise" flops of the summer. the second i heard "accelerator suits" ya know?
dellamorte1872 - 6/11/2009, 9:07 AM
Well this does not bode well for the movie.
ironknight27 - 6/11/2009, 9:08 AM
I sound upset? I HATE Sommers movies. HATE THEM. But I just don't understand why fire him now? It's not like he just started to suck, he always has.

Van Helsing was a putrid, shit sandwich. And I still have the taste of it...

TucsonRican - 6/11/2009, 9:09 AM
sigh....
Maybe something good can come from this....

Is it too late for re-shoots?
Have a movie ever changed its release date...back?

I have to say...they were able to keep a close lid on this movie...not many on set leaks or anything...mostly what they released to us.

The last thing they need to do is rush the script...this shows time and time again what happens when you think that audiences are going to happy with the ohh and ahss of a movie.

Please fix this paramont...please.
vonstallin - 6/11/2009, 9:10 AM
[frick]ing acceleration suits. Why do people come up with stupid shit like that!
BmanHall - 6/11/2009, 9:10 AM
Guys its Stephen Sommers the same hack who brought us those shitty Mummy movies and Van Helsing. The Execs from Paramount and Hasbro probably got together saw a rough cut of GI-Joe and the final cut Transformers 2. And all of a sudden it became as clear as rain. They probably noticed how their characters were not being depicted properly. They probably understood really well that GI-Joe is a special unit compromised of members with very special skill sets and totally different personalities and no matter how many big explosions and super suits Sommmers would put into this movie in the end it would never feel like a GI-Joe movie becase the Gi-Joes never actually came together as a team thus not making the toy line marketable once more.

Good Riddance to Stephen Sommers and his lame campy ass style movies.

Remember Superman 2 Richard Donner was fired when the film was 75% done and thats why superman 2 was never as good as superman 1....but I am not comparing Donner to Sommer. Donner is a genius director and Sommers is a piece of shit. Just rent their movies .
Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 9:15 AM
Like I said... They have to piss their scent on all and everything they do. No thought to fans. I wish they would just admit when there is blood in the urine and the scent goes bad.
animeex - 6/11/2009, 9:20 AM
Its not exactly a shock that it ranked low but it sucks cuz I was hoping that this movie was going to at least be somewhat viewable. Now that the movie is finished how much can they do to really save it?
ironknight27 - 6/11/2009, 9:21 AM
wasnt sommers at one time attached to WONDER WOMAN as well?
dellamorte1872 - 6/11/2009, 9:22 AM
how do you download avatars anyway?
dellamorte1872 - 6/11/2009, 9:25 AM
Let us pray that between all the suit Nazis on either side of the Paramount and Hasbro clans that one of these guys was a real GI-Joe Fanboy and when he saw the movie he puked and shit himself from the rage of seeing his heroes all depicted like shit.

I was honestly hoping to see either a Destro with is silver face or Cobra Commander with his cowl or silver face plate and not some bullshit half assed piss poor imitation Dr. Doom mask.

Its so sad that they must have already finished shooting most of the film and cant really be able to fix the broken mess that this movie probably is.

When ever a director gets Fired its never a good thing
Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 9:25 AM
i've already written the script for a reboot. i'll be handing it out at joe con this year! haha. this has me excited. no worries guys. we'll get a reboot! we deserve it more then HULK did.
MasterExploder - 6/11/2009, 9:30 AM
Reboot? really? This is getting stupid now....
TucsonRican - 6/11/2009, 9:32 AM
By the way if you have never seen the Superman 2 the Donner cut. You are missing out. The Donner Cut is amazing.Donner didnt get fired because he was making a bad movie Donner got fired because the Salkinds which where the producers for Superman 1 and 2. They hated Donner because Donner didnt really make the film with too many of their ideas in mind and thank god for that and the fact that they ran way over budget because they were filming Superman 1 and 2 at the same time.

Superman 2 the Donner Cut is amazing. If Donner would have been allowed to finish Superman 2.........Superman 2 would have been better than Superman 1. Watch it you will believe a man can fly.
Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 9:34 AM
Ha Ha! (as Nelson I mean)
JohnClayBurchett - 6/11/2009, 9:40 AM
Cool, so the Donner Cut is completly different than the original Sup2? and you can buy it?

Ill check Amazon.com
vonstallin - 6/11/2009, 9:42 AM
this movie looks like its going to be real cheesy, super suits? lame. i'm only going to watch it to see baroness, dam she looks hot. and i sure am not going to pay either
droopy1317 - 6/11/2009, 9:42 AM
As I have said in the past , more than once, "Suckalisious!"

Yo Shmoe!

Nuff Said.
Skyh00k - 6/11/2009, 9:43 AM
Yeah the donner cut is super! no punintended. and it somehow makes SUPERMAN RETURNS make sense. it's keen.
MasterExploder - 6/11/2009, 9:51 AM
Sounds like a pissed off fanboy wrote this to me. I just can't see them firing a director with less than two months before a movie is released. I'm sure they knew what this thing was going to look like for at least a few months now. Also the thread where this was reported has been removed although that could mean the studio wants to keep it hush hush. Who knows.
BmacAttack - 6/11/2009, 9:54 AM
Now After reading everything I see it all unfold.

If we are talking about Lorenzo Di Boniventura then this whole [frick] up makes perfect sense.
This was they guy who made sure that Frank Welker never got to play Megatron.

When Lorenzo met Frank Welker he approached Frank and said.......So I understand you use to play Megatron in the Cartoon.
Frank Welkers response was.....Yes! I also use to play Starscream, Sound wave, Sky warp Frenzy and Ravage. I am MEGATRON!...............Lorenzo walked away from him and left Frank holding his dick in his hand. Yeah Bay was made to say that he didnt want Welker as Megatron and now they are trying to rectify this mistake by allowing Welker to play Soundwave.
Doesnt it seem pretty [frick]in Stupid that you would bring back the hero voice of Optimus and not bring back the voice of his nemesis?

You can all thank Lorenzo for that. And later in the year we can all thank him for not knowing what the [frick] he was doing with GI-Joe.
Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 9:55 AM
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Click on "Editor's Tools." You should be able to upload an avatar from there.
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LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 9:58 AM
damn i thought any movie with marlon wayans and dennis quad tag team would kill the box office... i guess not
sportstar101 - 6/11/2009, 10:05 AM
My predictions have been correct! Joe WILL be the summer fail flick... Man, I feel good.

::EDIT::

Is that Sienna Miller licking her shoes?

She can like MY sh... No. Never mind. Not even going there. Just... No.
BaronBubba - 6/11/2009, 10:06 AM
Lorenzo's Biggest mistake was not being Born in the USA and not understanding us.
Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 10:07 AM
@LEEE777 one more pic and you would have had the record. (And also to LEEE777 yes, my @ you's for some of today's stories is a desperate cry for attention and friendship)
Thorverine - 6/11/2009, 10:12 AM
BMAC Attack, I think you're right. Sounds like a bunch of BS concocted by some sad fanboy who wants to make it seem like a film being made based on a cartoon created to sell action figures is important. Sure, I'd like to see a GI joe movie, but if it isn't EXACTLY like some silly cartoon show I won't panic. All of these crazies posting on sites saying the movie will blow because Snake Eyes has a mouth indent in his mask or crying because Duke isn't wearing khaki are just whiney babies. No matter what, they will find fault with any movie based on any property that they had printed on their underoos when they were 8.
Newsflash: Any movie made from a property that was used to sell childrens skivvies is just fluff. To complain and cry about it is like whining about the toy in a box of lucky charms. It's just novelty. Get over it.
gibbyblaylock - 6/11/2009, 10:12 AM
Lol! ; )
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 10:20 AM
Well well well......this is quite interesting news!
icebergslick - 6/11/2009, 10:25 AM
@ leee yes, as i said it in a comment before yours, those pics explain the only reason i'm going to watch it. good job
droopy1317 - 6/11/2009, 10:30 AM
Droopy @ Yeah dude, lotsa eye candy! ; )

Though i still cant wait to see SNAKE EYES VS STORM SHADOW on the Big Screen!!! That's worth the admission alone!
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 10:33 AM
I agree with you. I'm still gonna see it, it still looks cool to me no matter how dumb it may look to some of you. Haven't we all figured it out by now that no matter how much we cry, bitch, or moan the movie companies will never produce a movie the way we think it should be just because we used to watch the cartoon on tv or read the comic book. It's never going to be correct all the way through. Directors will always take some sort of liberty when shooting a movie.
Kratos6 - 6/11/2009, 10:39 AM
@LEEE777

I agree it will be fine. The sequel will be better. The suits came from Sigma Six, I mean he didn't make em up.
But he did poor execution.
SHHH - 6/11/2009, 10:48 AM
SCARLETT HAS A NICE ASS
GUNSMITH - 6/11/2009, 10:53 AM
Kratos you are absolutely right. And up to a certain degree changes are necessary to make a movie tangible to our everyday human psyche. Yes these changes are necessary. But not in the way the changes were being made for this film. You can change certain facts about a character such as his age, certain aspects of their origin and the time in which the story takes place. But you dont [frick] with their personalities, their roles or their key supporting characters and especially not their villians. Villans are key epecially to guys like us who expect to be astonished and somewhat intimidated by these villans, we wish to be intimidated by the actor playing the villian and not to have the villian appear as a joke because then it destroys half of the story, because you then loose the essence of the character and thus loose the film entirely and thats how I feel that they have approached this film.
Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 10:56 AM
Here Here Hellmont. I dig your views on staying true to the character. And I'm semi stoked that this is falling apart. They are screwing with my chilhood GI Joe and it seems karma is coming up and bitting them in the ass.
JonSolo - 6/11/2009, 11:03 AM
Sounds like we have ourselves a Uwe Boll up-and-comer! Congratulations Sommers, you're the next contestant on "Your Career Will FAIL!" lol
adamant877 - 6/11/2009, 11:10 AM
Look all we can hope for is this is better than WOLVERINE and WARZONE for that matter! Im not diggin' at them movies (lol), but they was poorly made! An i hope GI JOE (another i hold dear), atleast might surprise us!

Im not judging it till it comes out! This baby still may be the Dark horse of the summer!!! ; )

HASBRO! ; )
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 11:26 AM
Who cares!?!?!?!? This movie was screwed from the start.
DarkAvengers - 6/11/2009, 11:28 AM
Lets hope Leee. At least they realized it sucked before it came out. Hope its good.
JonSolo - 6/11/2009, 11:30 AM
As soon as i heard the Baroness speak , I was out. As soon as i heard that line about the shooes to a french woman delivered by the Baroness in English even though she should have mastered many languages and i can read sub titles, I was out. As soon as i saw that Snake Eyes was wearing Gap Wool Cargo pants and cop boots with.... and this is the worse part: velvet like gloves, I WAS OUT!!!!! Those gloves were the nail in the coffin.

Storm Shadow my be my all time action figure! and i could not be more disappointed with his portrayal as a Ninja! Why would a Ninja walk into the Front Door!!!!!?????
shibazz - 6/11/2009, 11:43 AM
word to the wise, if a script gets bad reviews...Don't make the movie! This movie was doomed from the first inc spot on a god forsaken piece of paper...i refuse to see this movie...infact, this movie was never made...i can't wait until they come out with the first actual GI Joe movie...can not wait!
Stfargher - 6/11/2009, 11:45 AM
Hey LEE777- It is already better than Wolverine-watching that movie is like being a kid and doing your Chore-Igins for one simply reason.... at least two of the characters look like they are wearing some semblance of they're original costumes . Wolverine sucked especially because that was not even what a Wolverines head looks like, the one that sabertooth walked right up and placed next to logan.
shibazz - 6/11/2009, 11:47 AM
@cable82
The trailer looked good? Seriously!???

And as for BMACAttack and gibbyblaylock,this is not concocted by some fanboy, it's the real deal. The firing of the director is nothing new in the film industry, it happens very rarely, but it happens. If you remember correctly a similar thing happened punisher war zone,and we all know how great that movie was. This movie looked like it was doomed to flop from the beginning, it always looked more like a direct to dvd deal that came packaged with the action figures to me. Who knows maybe they will do that, there's still time to make some kind of money out of this debacle.
thwhtGuardian - 6/11/2009, 11:54 AM
I thought the trailer looked crap. Not because it wasnt the "Joe" i knew, i was never a fan in the first place! It looked crap because it looked like a cheesy shitfest. And apparently it is.
RorMachine - 6/11/2009, 11:55 AM
No ROR @ That's WOLVERINE lol! ; )

SHIBAZZ @ You are sooo right!!! ; D
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 12:05 PM
@frostyburton

hey asshole at the top sayin first! this isnt superherohype ok. stop sayin first. its [frick]in retarded and so are you. if your going to say something say it and be done. if u should happen to be 1st which u odviously wernt then shut the [frick] up and just move on u douchasauras.
LaffaTaffa - 6/11/2009, 12:15 PM
I knew this movie was gonna be a bomb from the first glimpse at it...very very predictable
wolverine81 - 6/11/2009, 12:25 PM
I remember this happening for punisher warzone, but I thought it wasn't true. She was still credited as director in the final cut. Does that mean that if this is true then Sommers will still be credited or will someone else get credit. Thats what confuses me and makes me doubt this I guess.
BmacAttack - 6/11/2009, 12:30 PM
wow

what is with comic book movies that suck lately??! these movies that seem like a joke to even be thought of are a bad rep for the higher standard films of the comic book movie genre
JeremyBentham - 6/11/2009, 12:38 PM
the trailer alone for Gi:Joe is worse than anything from the Wolverine movie. I don't see how you can even compare. The awful gumbylike CGI people jumping off the traffic near the end? dodging the missiles?

Leee - get ready for the suck cause i'm afraid Wolverine is going to look the Godfather compared to this sh!t - and this is going strictly off of your hate for the Wolverine movie.

I found it an ok movie.
Keven - 6/11/2009, 12:38 PM
The Godfather lol! Well KEV @ Like i said, i'll give GI JOE the chance i gave WOLVIE an will see it first before i go hating it! But yeah i will be laying off WOLVIE if this is really bad, but i cant see it myself! Ive seen the trailer an it looks kinda cool! ; )
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 12:45 PM
What i don't get is this....

The Writer listed for GI-Joe (Stuart Beattie) have some really good movies credited to his name...

Joey (1997)
The Protector (1998)
Kick (1999)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Collateral (2004)
Derailed (2005)
The Messengers (2007)
30 Days of Night (2007)
Without Remorse (2008)
Australia (2008)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Gears of War (2009)


What happend?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_The_Rise_of_Cobra


vonstallin - 6/11/2009, 12:49 PM
This story has been debunked:

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/-update-from-producer-lorenzo-di-bonaventura-sommers-fired-from-g-i-joe-half-the-battle-has-been-salvaging-the-project-7114
alten2345 - 6/11/2009, 12:54 PM
damn it...where is themyth when you need him, i wonder if he still goes around shamelessly promoting this movie for no intelligent reason. LMAO
realblood33 - 6/11/2009, 1:01 PM
This movie is going to suck. period.
TheJester - 6/11/2009, 1:07 PM
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/AllThingsNerd/news/?a=7926
alten2345 - 6/11/2009, 1:23 PM
@alten2345 Thanks

The story is not even true. It tested just as good as
the first Transformers movie. GI Joe will be better than you think.
SHHH - 6/11/2009, 1:26 PM
@ the Myth

two weeks ago you were giving us hell about how we werent giving this movie a chance.

I told you Stephen Sommers was a joke.

Do you still want to give Gi-Joe a Chance when right now the studio is sweating bullets because the film is just a hot steaming pile of Stephen Sommers SHIT.


Exclusive Footage of Stephen Sommer making Gi-Joe


Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 1:28 PM
No it will still suck lol:) Sommers will just get all the blame now since he wasn't fired lmao!
alten2345 - 6/11/2009, 1:30 PM


Ok, I have Faith in the movie now....
I read/own every issue of the original GI-Joe Comic series from like 83-94...Most of it was written by Larry Hama. He also drew and created and named most of the characters Bio cards for Hasbro.

I see they brought him in after the re-writes to consult...

here...


***** Larry Hama was hired as creative consultant. Hama helped them change story elements that fans would have disliked and made it closer to the comics, ultimately deciding fans would enjoy the script.

He persuaded them to drop a comic scene at the film's end, where Snake-Eyes speaks.

To speed up production before the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike, John Lee Hancock, Brian Koppelman and David Levien also assisted in writing various scenes.

Goldner said their inspiration was generally Hama's comics and not the cartoon**********

Ok I feel better now...
I always wondered by they just didn't get Larry Hama in the first place to write this.

Everyone who is a fan of the original and devils due comic Love Larrys writting...

If Larry approves of the excelerater suits...then so do I. Gi-Joe is his baby.
vonstallin - 6/11/2009, 1:32 PM
ia anyone really surprised? the trailer showed just how bad this movie was gonna be!
wards - 6/11/2009, 1:34 PM
yeah now Latino review says that Lorenzo is stating that those claims are false of course he would claim that they are false he would never want the public to think that they had to fire sommers because of the job he did, because that would only fuel more ppl into confirming that film is a disaster and of course the movie is geared towards 10 and 12 year old but hey I'm not worried because I have faith that Transformers ROTF will own this movie.
Hellmont - 6/11/2009, 1:54 PM
@vonstallin

Thanks for input. This may be the best comic to movie adaption in a long time. This has nothing to do with the saturday morning cartoon. They brought in the creator to consult and help with rewrites. Nobody does that.

SHHH - 6/11/2009, 2:00 PM
Nobody does that?? Deltoro brought in mignola, Rodriguez brought in Frank Miller. And while Hama is a credible writer GI Joe is hardly his best work, the comic books were no better or worse than the cartoon, they both had the same goal...to sell action figures, plot wasn't a big focus here and neither was telling compelling stories. They were there to showcase the newest outfits and vehicles Hasbro had to offer. That's what this movie is.End of Story. And the producers said the same thing about warzone too, that the director wasn't fired. It was only when the director came out afterwards that we really knew what was going down.
thwhtGuardian - 6/11/2009, 2:27 PM
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Sucks that I was right, but I knew this movie would suck.

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Yohon Kalic - 6/11/2009, 2:37 PM
YOHON @ Buddy, PHOTOBUCKET wants your money man! I had the same Prob, either create another PHOTOBUCKET account or another PHOTO site, ive done both! It seems this free picture thing ain't really free lol! Yeah i know, its a shitter, hope i helped VOHON @ ; )
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 2:48 PM
regardless of whatever anyone says - watch the trailers for this thing.......It's not like they decided to edit and create the worst possible trailer trying to hype this thing - these people actually think the movie will be decent.

a trailer is supposed to excite people - this was one of the worst - cheesiest piles i've ever seen. if this movie turns out to be awesome - then I'd molest whoever did the trailers for this thing.

I don't usually like to judge too - too much from seeing a preview, but come on.........nothing looks appealing about this sh!t.
Keven - 6/11/2009, 3:14 PM
@ thwhtknight:
I have to disagree:

You must not have been an avid/regular reader of the comic series. The original 83 to 94 series were compelling well thought out stories... He for sure didn't tell stupid sell sell comics. Gi-Joe: Requeim was the close to the stories of the comic. People died.

I think most loyal GI-Joe fans will say that the stories are extremly deep and interwoven. One thing I always hated was how the cartoon was a simple piece of mess aimed at pre teens, while the comic pick up the teenagers to middle 30's crowed.

More on Larry Hamma.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hama



vonstallin - 6/11/2009, 3:17 PM
Awww okay KEV @ well you liked WOLVERINE so i'll take my chances!!! : D Its gonna be the dark horse of the summer!!! ; ) ... well lets hope!

YO JOE!
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 3:47 PM
dont just fire him shoot him in the f#cking head. scratch that. just send him to my place. i will deal with him.
grif - 6/11/2009, 3:49 PM
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@LEEE777

I found out the problem, I went and deleted some stuff off my account, but that didn't help. It said I was only using 9mb and I have a gig of space. What happened was my Account bandwidth had been maxed out, which it starts over every month, its because this site keeps such a long history it keeps the links of are pics open, which uses photobuckets ban bandwidth, so even though were not looking at the pics anymore there still using up are space. When people click on them it takes note and uses more space, so ive turned that feature off to help me use less space, but I did have great stats though lol!

Total Album Visits Monthly: 742

Total File Views Monthly: 345,478


So go into your account menu and edit some of the option, to help its last longer before it runs out again, and with how much you post pics you need to fix your account or end up opening 10 accounts lol.


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Yohon Kalic - 6/11/2009, 4:40 PM
@vonstallin
I actually did read alot of his work when I was younger, and when I was seven it was great book, I loved looking through the piles of comics at my local shop trying to find more of Hamma. And I did, he's a great writer and I loved his work in in generation x and especially bucky o'hare. However even he admits that the only reason he wrote g.i. joe was because every other writer turned it down and that he would have done a barbie comic book if that was what was asked of him. He did it for the money, and never planned ahead for more than two pages in a book. He made it up as he was going. And if you don't believe me he states these things in multiple interviews, they're not hard to find.
Although I enjoyed these books when I was younger, they did not stand the test of time, I grew out of them and found better stories to read. It's like I've said all along this movie, the way its been made, has been marketed to the wrong audience. All its' adds market it as a sexy action flick(I don't know how many times I've seen the barroness' ass plastered all around boston)however all the dialogue and action in the trailer makes it seem more like zoom! or spy kids. You can't have it both ways, and that's why I think it will fail, and that's why I bash it. If it marketed itself as a children's action movie I wouldn't have a problem with it. I do have a problem with being sold over hyped, poorly made garbage.

sorry about the rant here, I sometimes get a little carried away.
thwhtGuardian - 6/11/2009, 4:51 PM
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@thwhtknight

Its okay, I rant all the time.

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Yohon Kalic - 6/11/2009, 5:09 PM
Leee, YOU LIKED SPAWN!

Take that chance! GIJoe may be your new favorite movie!;)
RorMachine - 6/11/2009, 6:32 PM
CHEERS YOHON @ !!! Thanx dude! Im sota using a diff one now but i will do that! ; )


ROR @ SPAWN is 12 years old!!! At the time it wasn't a bad movie! Whats WOLVERINES excuse????? ; D


By the way, anyone that don't know, ive heard GENERAL HAWK from GI JOE makes a cameo in TRANSFORMERS 2! ; )
LEEE777 - 6/11/2009, 8:28 PM
thwhtknight

Not concocted by some fanboy eh?
gibbyblaylock - 6/11/2009, 10:54 PM
Yeah... sigh. The damage is done at this point; the movie comes out in August. It will make enough to garner a sequel. I only hope the next movie is handled better. No Iron Man rip off suits, give the characters some individuality visually, pull more from the comic, and for God’s sake make Cobra Commander look like Cobra Commander and not Jason X. Through everything it just seemed that no one making the film looked to or cared for the source material and that is what turned me off to it early on.
nerosday - 6/11/2009, 11:52 PM

alten2345 - 6/12/2009, 1:22 AM
Sorry Cobra Commander.....too late lol!


alten2345 - 6/12/2009, 1:25 AM
I vote Kevin as a replacement for "Scarlet" in the Reboot of GI Joe..... in five years .... I will pay for his breast reduction so he can fit into her EXO suit! Oops!

Yyeah .... i'll be yer HuckleBerry
shibazz - 6/12/2009, 2:19 AM
@gibbyblaylock I still don't think it's a rumor. Since when do producers come out so vehemently against rumors? There are tons of rumors out there when are they ever so quickly shut down?
I'm no conspiracy junkie but it seems like damage control to me.
thwhtGuardian - 6/12/2009, 11:38 AM

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