Krang 2012 Final Update

After a long night of threatening lawsuits, demanding recounts and numerous attempts to hack into voting machines, Krang is formally withdrawing from the race.

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By Brian VanHooker - 11/7/2012


Dear Krang Supporters,

Well, the Krang 2012 campaign has now officially drawn to a close. After a long night of threatening lawsuits, demanding recounts and numerous attempts to hack into voting machines, Krang is formally withdrawing from the race. He would also like to congratulate Barack Obama, but also notify him that his victory will be short lived, as Krang has installed explosives at all of the campaign stops he made over the past 8 weeks. They are set to go off at an undisclosed time; this will be the first phase of Krang’s new plans to take over Earth, but more details on this in the future.

Krang would like to thank all 14 people who voted for him. You will be spared in Krang’s upcoming genocide of the human race. Now, let’s take a look back at a hard-fought Presidential Campaign, these are some of our best moments on the Campaign Trail aboard the Technodrome:


Krang announcing his candidacy.


The Technodrome at a Campaign stop in Little Rock, AK.


Bebop burning Obama Campaign signs.


Shredder slashing the tires of the Romney Bus.


Rocksteady monitoring polling booths on Election Day.

Farewell to all of you, and we urge you to never give up hope, Krang will rule someday.

From the desk of
Scumbug
Krang 2016 Campaign Manager
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ninjaturtle11 - 11/7/2012, 3:58 AM
ass spanks
JerseyJoker - 11/7/2012, 6:05 AM
Thank god this is over, how long could you keep posting unfunny updates to something nobody cares about?
Mystery - 11/7/2012, 6:15 AM
ElBicho - 11/7/2012, 6:18 AM
Can we get this guy banned and get Grif back?
Mrcool210 - 11/7/2012, 6:33 AM
w00t, so exciting -_-
KNIGHT3000 - 11/7/2012, 6:43 AM
Bryan Vanhooker

You can stop now...

I am not into politics at all, I only vote cause my parents force me to. But it sure feels good to watch the racist Losers fail miserably. Romney used way too much slander to expect to really win, but thats the hateful racist way.
Shadowelfz - 11/7/2012, 6:58 AM
It's over. Finally!

...oh yeah and Obama won too :p
valeriesghost - 11/7/2012, 8:18 AM
ElBitcho agreed :)
valeriesghost - 11/7/2012, 8:18 AM
somehow these ended up on main every time and i can't figure out why
Mystery - 11/7/2012, 8:49 AM
@valerisghost because he's "trusted" user, and not a "basic" user, like most of us here are. So he's being trusted in this case to produce good articles to put them on main. I am not fond of the Krang one's at all, as are many people here

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