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Ewoks Gone Wild on "The Today Show"!

To celebrate Halloween, NBC's The Today Show offered up a Star Wars special in which all of the show's regulars dressed up as Star Wars characters (Matt Lauer as Luke, Al Roker as Han, Ann Curry as Darth Vader, Meredith Veira as Princess Leia, etc). Unfortunately SOMEBODY invited the Ewoks!
Everybody seemed to be having a good time, but someone must have slipped the pair of Ewoks a Red Bull or something, because they were out of control. It started with the furballs moving toward Meredith fairly early on, where she stated, "Hey, don't touch my butt," and moved herself to the right of the duo. And that was the good part!

From there, they began picking up glasses of wine (or whatever the drinks on the table were) and throwing different items at people. Granted, this could simply be Ewoks being Ewoks and causing mischief. But then one of them -- who looks pretty much like the furball below -- started humping Matt Lauer's leg. From there he demonstrated his ability to Moonwalk, which seemed to make the humping indiscretion go away for a moment -- UNTIL he decided to do push-ups, which initially was endearing, but then he started thrusting himself repeatedly, more or less humping the ground. And all of this was on live television!

Not surprisingly, when photos from The Today Show were posted on the official Star Wars blogs, there were no signs of the Ewoks anywhere. One would imagine that George Lucas would be less than thrilled by his creations being such horn-dogs, especially with crowds of families athered around. Anyone looking to hire a frisky Ewok?

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EdGross
10/30/2009

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31 Comments

take ewok on the wild side!sorry!;)
FORTAPACHE - 10/30/2009, 9:13 AM
Wicket Wicked!!
LEEE777 - 10/30/2009, 9:14 AM
I think the only costume that would fit me for star wars would be a Wookie suit cause I'm so stinkin skinny and tall.
airbeyonder18 - 10/30/2009, 9:16 AM
But man Ewoks going dirty? What has the world come to?
airbeyonder18 - 10/30/2009, 9:18 AM
hey, ewoks gotta get some too. i always said they were shitty "fcking" characters, didnt mean that litterally though
superdog - 10/30/2009, 9:18 AM
If only I could believe u superdog, now ur gonna..nah just messing.lol.
airbeyonder18 - 10/30/2009, 9:22 AM
@ airbeyonder18: Haha, you should get one! I have an authentic Darth Vader costume. Best $800 my roommate ever spent. XD
BmanHall - 10/30/2009, 9:24 AM
Ugh.
Bamf7 - 10/30/2009, 9:29 AM
awesome!!!
Fartman - 10/30/2009, 9:33 AM
...Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, and Han Solo gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note, and that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets!
MatchesMalone - 10/30/2009, 9:45 AM
Damn, you guys get all the good TV shows! :)
JoshW - 10/30/2009, 9:46 AM
Gold.
imnotwearinghockeypants - 10/30/2009, 9:50 AM
@BmanHall: the closest I ever got to buying a suit was saving $90 for a $150 Jango Fett suit
airbeyonder18 - 10/30/2009, 9:54 AM
I want to hunt one of those things...
Macksimus - 10/30/2009, 9:55 AM
MACK @ You bad bad man! : D
LEEE777 - 10/30/2009, 9:56 AM
They humped Al not Matt. Here it is. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/33548204#33549454 Simply copy and past to see the Ewoks in all there perverted glory.
Thorverine - 10/30/2009, 10:24 AM
@ airbeyonder18: Hahaha, come on... You know you want it. XD



All joking aside, the is the best looking Wookie costume I've seen. Especially for the price.
BmanHall - 10/30/2009, 10:34 AM
@BmanHall:lol,funny. It is actually not too bad,aside from the mask looking a little too artificial, but awesomely funny.
airbeyonder18 - 10/30/2009, 10:48 AM
Yub Nub :P
teabag - 10/30/2009, 10:54 AM
@ airbeyonder18: Yeah, the mask does kind of stand out. But you're in luck, my friend! If you call right now, they will throw in the Super Deluxe Chewbacca Mask for the low low price of only $85.00! XD


BmanHall - 10/30/2009, 11:17 AM
Sorry for mixing up Al and Matt... guess I was just shocked at the site of a humping Ewok!
EdGross - 10/30/2009, 11:43 AM
How is this not on YouTube yet?
superdog - 10/30/2009, 1:34 PM
Were they ewocks or gremlins? They acted more like gremlins to me.
legder20 - 10/30/2009, 1:47 PM
I seen that on the Today show this morning. hahaah!
Spock - 10/30/2009, 2:33 PM
I still have my Luke Skywalker costume from 1980. Plastic mask with the little slit in the mouth. I have been saving that costume for some lucky lady, OOOHHH YEEEEAH!
Number21 - 10/30/2009, 3:04 PM
http://video.hollywoodreporter.com/services/player/bcpid43169542001?bctid=47042726001 :) Hilarious! lol

or "http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/10/drunk-ewoks-disrupt-nbcs-today-show-video.html"
NightShade - 10/31/2009, 6:04 AM
minnie wonga wonga!! E Jabba no bother
KillerOfSaints - 10/31/2009, 9:10 PM
This...is...WEIRD.
mwkcope - 11/1/2009, 1:26 AM
I'm pretty sure my inner child just died... Filthy ewoks.How bizarre.
HeyVanity - 11/1/2009, 9:44 AM
Those guys should be sued.
Scorpioxfactor - 11/2/2009, 1:21 AM
It's on YouTube as well. Here's the link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ0S0BUE0zg&feature=youtube_gdata


markymarc - 11/2/2009, 2:01 PM

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