Everything Wrong With DRAGONBALL: EVOLUTION Is 22 Minutes Long

Yup, it takes the boys at Cinema Sins twenty-two minutes to explain everything that is wrong with the 2009 film Dragonball: Evolution. Hit the jump in order to check it out!

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By nailbiter111 - 6/5/2014

Based on one of the most popular Japanese manga series of all time, Dragonball: Evolution follows a young warrior on an epic adventure to discover his destiny...and save the world from the forces of darkness. For his eighteenth birthday, mild-mannered Goku is given a mystical Dragonball, one of only seven in existence, which combine to grant a perfect wish to whoever possesses them. But an ancient warlord named Piccolo has escaped eternal imprisonment and is on his own quest to gather the Dragonballs. Goku must enlist the help of his friends - and the power of his evolving martial arts skills - to defeat Piccolo before it's too late! Packed with spectacular visual effects, high-flying action, and over an hour of hard-hitting extras, Dragonball: Evolution Z-Edition brings the legend to life like never before!
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Batman52 - 6/5/2014, 6:01 PM
Didn't even watch it yet and I'm calling this the greatest YouTube video ever. Lets begin!!!
FightAs0ne - 6/5/2014, 6:02 PM
I wonder which is worst. This, Tranformers 2, or The Last Airbender.
patrat18 - 6/5/2014, 6:03 PM
Why remind us of this abomination.
MrMartinMarvel - 6/5/2014, 6:03 PM
They should stick to tearing apart bad movies like this one, these are always the funniest.
patrat18 - 6/5/2014, 6:04 PM
This is why anime live action movies will never work.
Mrcool210 - 6/5/2014, 6:05 PM
An idiotic video done by cinema shits? YAY......

SuperCat - 6/5/2014, 6:08 PM
Only 22 minutes?
sKeemAn - 6/5/2014, 6:11 PM
This movie is wrong from top to bottom.
MercwithMouth - 6/5/2014, 6:13 PM
Longer than Origins CinemaSins... Nice.

And, MrCool using the same Conan gif over and over... Seems the world has not changed...
batmanvsuperman - 6/5/2014, 6:18 PM
How bout 5 min I stopped watching when goku went to school crazy
antoineflemming - 6/5/2014, 6:19 PM
Never seen this movie, but watched the first three minutes of this. How is this Dragonball? I can see why this is a 22 minute vid. Could have just left it at 2s: "This isn't Dragonball. The end."
Alien - 6/5/2014, 6:19 PM
No, just no dawg
#shakinmydamnhead
boiler1 - 6/5/2014, 6:20 PM
i have not seen this video, but i feel that one should explain what was right about DB:E in less than 22 seconds. best part of the movie IMHO was the ending. I do not mean the big fight scene or the after credit scene, i mean the ending. It was over.
Ocelot - 6/5/2014, 6:27 PM
Dragonball Z will never work in live action.

Never watched this abomination, however they had the right idea adapting Dragonball instead of Dragonball Z. Far better story, better characters and you don't need a ridiculous budget, so someone will actually bother to finance it. All they had to do was base the film around The World Martial Arts Tournament, which Goku enters, with the prize being The Dragon Balls.
blackandyellow - 6/5/2014, 6:28 PM
I always get this confused with Pokemon. Maybe because I've never watched either.
DEATHbyEXILE - 6/5/2014, 6:29 PM
Too easy.
BatfleckReturns - 6/5/2014, 6:29 PM
I forgot this movie was real. Fan made movies made on a Youtube budget are better than this sack of shit on a one way route to Crapville
Inhuman - 6/5/2014, 6:32 PM
he's the key maker lol
Mrcool210 - 6/5/2014, 6:34 PM
@Mercwithmouth
Batman52 - 6/5/2014, 6:34 PM
I believe Goku was suppose to start as a kid? If your making a Dragon Ball Z movie at least get the origins and the characters right. This was worse than Last Air bender. smh
MrFridayNights - 6/5/2014, 6:34 PM
Anime will never ever!!!!!! work on live-action!!!!!!!!!!
MrFridayNights - 6/5/2014, 6:35 PM
This movie destroyed the legacy of Dragon Ball
GUNSMITH - 6/5/2014, 6:39 PM
I ONLY WATCHED IT TO OOGLE JAIMIE CHUNG. THE ENTIRE MOVIE THOUGH WAS A BITCHSLAP TO THE FACE OF DRAGON BALL Z FANS. IT WAS A STEAMING PILE OF SOMETHING THAT ALL THE OTHER STEAMING PILES OF SOMETHING SAID TO EACH OTHER LETS ROLL AWAY FROM THIS ONE, HE TOTALLY WREEKS DIAHREAH AZZ MONKEYS...
SpacedGhost - 6/5/2014, 6:40 PM
DB Evo was one of the worst movies of all time!! If it's a Dragon Ball movie, you gotta start with kid Goku (& Krillin) training under Master Roshi imo...It'll probably be another 10 yrs before another DB film is even attempted to be produced thanks to this abomination :/
GUNSMITH - 6/5/2014, 6:45 PM
"YOU DID IT WRONG BITCH!"
JoeMomma29 - 6/5/2014, 6:45 PM
Okay I am on vacation but I had to take some time out to comment on this thread.......

OMG! I am one die hard fan of Dragon Ball, DBZ, and even DBGT and this movie is a pile of $hit served up on a PooPoo Platter. Man this video could have gone on for another 20 minutes IMO. Heck the only other thing to get butchered this bad was AirBender as well.

Oh well back to my vacation!
DlAMONDZ - 6/5/2014, 6:46 PM
"This movie destroyed the legacy of Dragon Ball"

lol, no. But this movie is beyond terrible doe.
GUNSMITH - 6/5/2014, 6:46 PM
THERE ARE FAN MADE MOVIES WITH LITTLE TO NO BUDGET THAT CAPTURED DBZ MORE THAN THAT MOVIE COULD EVEN HOPE TO DO.
Jhuntdaprodigy - 6/5/2014, 6:46 PM
Never saw this movie but I have a feeling this Cinema Sins video was more entertaining and cohesive than the actual movie was itself lol
JoeMomma29 - 6/5/2014, 6:47 PM
@ MrFridayNights

I disagree Anime can work, for instance take a look at one of my favorite movies out there!

AlphaAndDecima - 6/5/2014, 6:47 PM
Over 9,000 sins, hahahahahaha
JoeMomma29 - 6/5/2014, 6:49 PM
Oops this is a better clip.....

JoeMomma29 - 6/5/2014, 6:52 PM
Also the fight in the Casino was awesome.

RobtimusPrime - 6/5/2014, 6:53 PM
F*cking hilarious!

RobtimusPrime - 6/5/2014, 6:55 PM
I think, Tarantino would knock a, "Ninja Scroll" flick out the park.
OpticBlastWins - 6/5/2014, 6:56 PM
this better be the whole movie
SpacedGhost - 6/5/2014, 6:59 PM
@Joe
I'm still waiting for that Kung Fu hustle 2 lol
JoeMomma29 - 6/5/2014, 7:00 PM
@ SpacedGhost

I as well that movie was a riot and the fight scenes were great, yeah the CGI was spotty but that movie is one of my favorites hands down!
sbdc1939 - 6/5/2014, 7:02 PM
wow this movies sux so bad that I couldn't even make it through the cinema sins
TheBaroness89 - 6/5/2014, 7:04 PM
it exists. there that took 2 seconds.
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