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You Too Can Ruin The STAR WARS Franchise Like George Lucas Did! Play The Simulator

Hit the jump to play Star Wars: Sequel Debacle Simulatron, which is a game that allows you to pick and choose the writer, director, and star for an upcoming Star Wars film. Heck, you can even pick the title and decide how much action, comedy or romance you want.

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By nailbiter111 - 12/21/2012


To celebrate 2012 Gameological asked four teams of game developers to create browser games that are inspired by some of the top news stories of this past year. You can check out all of the 2012 games here, but the one that caught my eye is based on the news that Disney purchased LucasFilm. Since that news story broke people have been speculating non-stop about which creative giants will be working on the Star Wars sequels. Everyone has an opinion, a personal favorite, and now you can simulate that in the game below. Enjoy!






Star Wars: Sequel Debacle Simulatron was created by
Ben Johnson (Twitter: @gamedesignerben) and Joe Kowalski (@codeloss).
Source: Gameological
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ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:03 PM
Explosion Romance - directed by Michael Bay - written by Uwe Boll - Soundtrack by Rebecca Black.

Cyanide pills as popcorn.
OptimusPrime114 - 12/21/2012, 6:05 PM
Love Star Wars. Hate the fans.
DetBullock - 12/21/2012, 6:06 PM
Wait, no Damon Lindelof or Orci & Jurtzman among the writers to choose?
How can I possibily ruin the franchise without any of them?
nailbiter111 - 12/21/2012, 6:11 PM
Who did you guys/gals choose? I had: Paul Thomas Anderson for writer/director, star - Michael Fassbender, Action - 25%, Sci-Fi - 45%, Comedy - 20%, Romance - 10%, Title - Attack of the Wookies.
DrDoom - 12/21/2012, 6:17 PM
The Wrath of the Trade Embargoes
Director: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Writer: Sofia Coppola
Star: Tina Fey
11% Action
48% Epic SF
15% Comedy
27% Romance
Production Cost: $211,615,321
Grade: F

oh yeah baby
nailbiter111 - 12/21/2012, 6:20 PM




Durf - 12/21/2012, 6:24 PM
A Fistful of Wookies

Written by: Jeff Goldblum

Directed by M Night Shaymalan

Starring: Jeff Goldblum

18% Action, 35% Sci-Fi, 27% Comedy, 20% Romance

Production Cost: 176,267,654

Yet, somehow I still made $53 million?
unknownfacts - 12/21/2012, 6:27 PM
Sour grapes much people it just a franchise what's the worst that can happen?
GreenHalJordan - 12/21/2012, 6:27 PM
Over 200MIL Profit!
ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:30 PM
B-: A fistful of droids
Profit: 157,000,000

Joss Whedon, Ridley Scott & Fassbender

This shit is addictive
IDKwhatToChoose - 12/21/2012, 6:31 PM
Star Wars Endless Wars

Got an A

Go ahead Disney give me a call.
Durf - 12/21/2012, 6:33 PM
@unknownfacts: I'm just having fun making shitty movie combos. And possibly some good ones too

@ToTheManInTheColdSweat: SOLD!
ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:38 PM
@durf6199, lol, why thank you ;)

I think we have a winner with IDKwhatToChoose
TheRaven20 - 12/21/2012, 6:39 PM
It's stupid if you keep hitting play with the same formula you get a different score. still pretty cool i guess.
1geekygurl - 12/21/2012, 6:40 PM
Episode 7: The Devil Princesses!
Neil Gaiman writer
Michael Bay director
Shia Lebeouf Star

F!
ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 12/21/2012, 6:44 PM
@Derpina i don't know if i should laugh or cry, Shyamalan is star wars next savior?
Durf - 12/21/2012, 6:50 PM
@ToTheManInTheColdSweat: Yeah, gotta love the pure arrogance

@Derpina: lol
Darth258 - 12/21/2012, 6:52 PM
Wrath of the Sarlaccs... can you imagine...
thefirstavenger97 - 12/21/2012, 6:58 PM
25% romance 25% comedy 25% epic 25 d% action 25% writer Cameron, director Abrams, and star Fassbender. C+ made $152,688,218
Star Wars: Attack of the Wookies.
Azrael725 - 12/21/2012, 7:02 PM
btw it's a completely random outcome. It just changes the review based on who you picked. It was cool until I figured that out :/
Pooh - 12/21/2012, 7:05 PM
"Twilight of the Bounties"
LP4 - 12/21/2012, 7:06 PM
@Derpina- LMAO
Canon108 - 12/21/2012, 7:22 PM
Star Wars: Wrath of the Lost...Written by James Cameron, Directed by Steven Spielberg, Starring Michael Fassbender...if you don't change the options you'll still get different grosses and comments. Neat idea though...
deadpoolbeatsall - 12/21/2012, 7:27 PM
@Derpina Don't give them any ideas.
rockerdude22 - 12/21/2012, 7:39 PM
Star Wars: Star Droids
B+
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: Steven Spielberg
Star: Nathan Fillion

Opening: $96,649,444
Domestic: $370,314,987
Production Cost: $163,598,640
Profit: $206,716,3347

Hm, not too bad haha
McFly13 - 12/21/2012, 8:28 PM
Star Wars Episode VII: Dark side is back!

Written by: Tyler Perry
Directed by: Tyler Perry

Starring Tyler Perry, Katt Williams, Derek Luke, Cuba Gooding Jr, and Monique


Grade: F
CosmicCraze26354 - 12/21/2012, 8:28 PM
Title: Star Wars
A-
Writer: Michael Ardnt
Director: Ridley Scott
Star: Harrison Ford
Opening: $98,029,113
Domestic: $376,187,300
Production: $170,726,707
Profit: $206,460,593
pieralnett - 12/21/2012, 8:32 PM
Apparently Star Wars: The Wrath of the Ewoks would bust. I don't seem to agree.
WesleyGibson - 12/21/2012, 8:37 PM
Title: Star Wars: Queen of the Lost

Written by: Joss Whedon
Directed by: Ridley Scott
Starring: Nathan Fillion

Grade: B-
JDUKE25 - 12/21/2012, 8:37 PM
A-

Star Wars: The Last of the Wars
Writer: M. Scorsese
Director: J. Abrams
Star: M. Fassbender

Opening: $98,029,113
Domestic: $376,187,300
Production Cost: $174,367,457
Profit: $201,819,843

Action: 40%
Epic SF: 27%
Comedy: 21%
Romance: 12%
mgeoff88 - 12/21/2012, 8:46 PM
[B]Star Wars: Mind Your Hutts

Writer: Sofia Coppola
Director: Paul Anderson
Star: Will Smith

30% Action
35% Epic SF
20& Comedy
15% Romance

Opening: $93,926,413
Domestic: $358,752,047
Production Cost: $184,544,419
Profit: $174,207,898
ndwwrestler2 - 12/21/2012, 8:49 PM
A-

Writer: Joss Whedon

Director: JJ Abrams

Star: Nathon Fillion
JDUKE25 - 12/21/2012, 8:50 PM
"Mind Your Hutts" lmao that's awesome
ndwwrestler2 - 12/21/2012, 8:51 PM
And it was Star Wars: Wrath of the Hutts
theboywonder - 12/21/2012, 8:57 PM
Written, Directed, and Starring: JAMES FRANCO!!!
mgeoff88 - 12/21/2012, 9:49 PM
@JDUKE LOL! Thanks, bro. I was trying to go for a really funny sounding title.

Durf's "A Fistful of Wookies" gave me a good laugh.
ISleepNow - 12/21/2012, 9:57 PM
WOW! What an Awesome Game!!



It's so much fun I can understand why George did it now but I'd much rather he had his fun making decent movies instead so we all could've enjoyed them
Scooby - 12/21/2012, 10:31 PM
Hehe, great stuff!
Jolt17 - 12/21/2012, 11:17 PM
Star Wars: Star Wars. (Yes, I'm never good at making titles.)

Written by Neil Gaiman, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring James Franco.

Grade: F.

Okay.
hueyfreeman - 12/22/2012, 12:08 AM
B) Title: Endless bounties
Writer: Neil Gaiman
Director: Ridley Scott
Starring: Harrison Ford

Majority is epic scifi, with equal parts action,comedy and romance.
jasonicus - 12/22/2012, 12:36 AM
Lucas didn't ruin it. Whiny fanboys on the internet did.
IronDean2099 - 12/22/2012, 3:29 AM
Written and directed by Joss Whedon, starring Nathan Fillion, 40% epic sci fi, 25% action, 25% comedy and 10% romance made me double my 180 million production cost.
t2jax - 12/22/2012, 5:02 AM
Star Wars: Again with the Blasters
Greggmcg - 12/22/2012, 5:59 AM
A Fistful of Ewoks
Writer- Martin Scorcese
Director- David Cronenberg
Starring Phillip Syemour Hoffman

D-

$18.4 mil profit

Could be worse I guess.
SamHell - 12/22/2012, 8:10 AM
Get that Mickey Mouse Fu cker off there...seriously makes me wanna puke
GusGalaxy - 12/22/2012, 9:05 AM
Looks like a found a pretty good mix here!

Star Wars: Endless Lost (Episode VII)

Writer: S. Spielberg
Director: J. Abrams
Star: H. Ford

31 Action, 32 Epic, 18 Comedy, 19 Romance

B+ "The number of people writing in 'Jedi' as their religion on the census is all but certain to go up. When Disney, Spielberg, and Star Wars all appear on the same movie poster, a blockbuster seems all but assured."

Opening: $96, 649, 444
Domestic: $370, 314, 987
Production Cost: $168, 281, 098
Profit: $202, 033, 889

By the way, I love that freaking title!
SuspenseSmith - 12/22/2012, 9:57 AM
You can do it with the exact same formula over and over... I got an A and an F for the exact same set up. I just pressed the button twice.

I think it's more or less proving a point that there is no real secret formula. It's all about opinion.
Moakynubs - 12/22/2012, 10:12 AM
I got entirely different grades just by changing the title.. Well everybody should be looking forward to Star Wars: Those Fabulous Princesses.
NapoleonDynamite - 12/22/2012, 12:35 PM
Writer - Paul Thomas Anderson

Director - Michael Bay

Star - Shia LeBoef

50% Action

3% Epic Sci-Fi

31% Comedy

15% Romance

Title - Endless Wampas

Grade - F

"It can't be easy trying to make a Star Wars movie. Attempting to inject moral grays into a black and white universe only creates confusion."

Opening: $24,507,278
Domestic: $80,745,353
Production Cost: $154,275,733
Profit: $-73,530,380
NapoleonDynamite - 12/22/2012, 12:45 PM
Okay, time for another:

Written by James Franco, Directed by Steven Speilberg, Starring Jeff Goldblum (cuz who doesn't love that guy?)

Grade: F

Box Office Gross: $0

Review: The film floats like a bloated Death Star just waiting for plucky Rebel filmmakers to blow it up. In seeking to be all things to all people, Star Wars once again trips over it's own feet.
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