82 Things Wrong With PROMETHEUS

Wait...just 82?

that was funny lol XD and i do agree with them lol

I don't think most of these are supposed to be taken seriously,like "discount Tom Hardy" (that made me LOL btw :P )

Yah they could done a better job of the holograms--take point from Star Trek or Star Wars holograms!

A waste of time.

Was PROMETHEUS a bad movie? Was it better than any movie you made?

There's a difference between things they don't like versus things that are wrong. I have to admit their Amazing Spiderman one was grasping at straws. Like the fact that Spidey was using Bing search engine. So what? It's totally irrelevant. These videos suck.

Yeah.
I just watched the Avengers one as well, and some points these guys have a true justified facts, some purely bad opinions, and some they're just bending ideas out of context.
I mean interesting, but also kinda annoying.

Why do you keep posting these vids? They're not funny and they're just one person's personal gripes about the movie, not actual flaws.

I think they are funny, and while a lot of the stuff is nit picking for comedic effect, a lot of them also point out genuine flaws which are NOT just one person's opinion. If you don't mind them that's one thing, but they are there!

Obviously whoever made this wasn't apying attention to the movie because most of these complaints can be explained if you were paying attention.

@SUPERBATSPIDERMAN: I think Ror's comment up above hit the nail on the head.

I actually really liked Prometheus. this was funny too though.

Most of these were just nit picky, but a few, like the minority character's deaths, deserved to be on the list.

Crap movie. Crap video.

Flute-operated space-ship... If he had played the intro to "The Final Countdown" they would be heading for Venus... Or the tune from Deliverance they woukd have ended up in Uranus.

Boy, I never realised, until the last few days, how much hate this movie was getting. Okay, I'll watch the video.

2nd 30 seconds:
Getting somebody as great as Guy Pierce for a bit part that is mostly obscured by prosthetic makeup? That's just cool.
The obvious Rubik's cube thing is an obvious nod to old-skool sci-fi.
Discount Tom Hardy? That's quite accurate. But that's not really a flaw with the film, just because the dude looks like Tom Hardy, but isn't as good an actor. And that's not to say he's a bad actor, either. He's just not Tom Hardy.
The violin girl? It's called technology that plays music. If you look at a lot of other films you'll find that they too have diagetic music that is being played by technology. The boom box in Do The Right Thing, off the top of my head. Also, I suspect this may be in slight homage to the anime Memories. Which is also really quite cool.
Most of these other points are that people and objects look like othe people and objects, but are not. Not seeing any flaws, there.
He uses an onscreen display!?! Like they do in other science fiction movies?!! That must be a flaw!!! ...No. No, it's not.

3rd 30 seconds:
Okay, now t's just literally pointing out events that happen in the movie. The guy says fvck it the airs breathable and takes his helmet off, even though the rest of the guys think that's a bad idea. It turns out that the air is breathable, so they all take their helmets off. Yep, that's what happened. I think the guy's just getting involved in the drama of the movie, here. He's all like "No don't take your helmet off dumbass, it might not be safe! Oh it is? Shit that guy's a risk taker. And now their all taking their helmets off? Doesn't anyone follow protocol?!" These are not flaws. And yes, this robot can decode and read alien languages really fast. Well done for understanding that plot point, too. In fact I'm not reiterating most of these points because he is really just going through the movie and pointing out what happens, like a moron.
The alien head is obviously not deemed to be a contagion, by the computer. In fact it would be a pretty stupid answer for a computer to say that the alien head was a contagion if it was asked whether or not the alien head was carrying any contagions, wouldn't it?
The Engineer's DNA would not be an exact match, in that way. Otherwise you could say that every human being is are exact clones of one another.
He doesn't seem to like the change in the snooker table. They have silver balls. So what? I've got a Star Wars chess set. It's not traditional, but it's still chess. And at least it's not like the snooker tablein the cult sci-fi classic Silent Running. That was round!
The fridge is obviously a secret fridge that Shaw and the others are not privvy to, like many things on the ship. Weylands's hypersleep chamber, for instance.

4th 30 seconds:
Again he continues to point out things that look like things whilst also mentioning things that happen within the movie.
That two fingered flip-off is not a futuristic flip off, it's the original flip-off. It was originally used by archers in wars. They'sd flip-off the enemy in this way to show them that they still had the two fingers that they needed to fire a bow. It was adapted as the original flip-off and is still used, to this day by people in the UK and all over Europe. These two guys giving each other the two fingered flip-off are British. So, it makes perfect sense.
The Geoligist does nothing while the other vguy gets his arm ripped off? This is one of the many "flaws"?! He does nothing because he doesn't know what to do, he's panicking and hew's scared shitless. What would you do?

6th 30 seconds: Why don't they open the door for the dead friend? Because... shit weren't you even paying attention when Charlize was torching him?! "Oh Good, Zombies"? Yes, that is good. Space Zombies are very good. Thank you, Ridley for that added little bonus.

@DukeAcureds: I realize we are on different sides of this debate, but I like the way you express your opinions, and I realized I may not have made this clear: I hate Prometheus with an undying passion in large part because of my love and respect for Alien and my resulting anticipation for this film. I never expected this movie to fail in ways that Alien excelled in (ie making very believable characters, and creating brilliant and completely believable alien biology).

I see these things as two of Alien's greatest strengths, and the lack of them as Prometheus' greatest weaknesses.

Even more infuriating was to read the original script and realize that these flaws were not there! Stupid Lost guy what's his nuts included them in his rewrite.

Also interesting to note is that Scott, not being the writer, had do with these problems. (outside of maybe giving the final OK, if he had that power)

7th 30 seconds:
Yes, the evil corporation lied about Weyland being dead.
Is this guy seriously asking what she's crying about? Emotional maturity much?
"They just had to kill the minority character's"?! They killed everybody but Shaw!

Yeah, fvck it, there's not many actual points left:
She filled up on Oxygen automatically, by being inside the Prometheus. David's head is slightly magnetic. "How does she send the message?"? How does Ripley? And is this the distress beacon that the Nostromo picked up. 'Cause that irony there makes me giggle in a very slight and almost creepy manner.
Alright, I'm done, Bark4Soul@.

Stupid video....

Also if budget Tom Hardy could act I'd say he'd be god for Shepard if they do eventually do the Mass Effect movie.