X-MEN: Professor Xavier Blackmails STORM (Parody)

Professor Charles Xavier (Pete Holmes) has finally come across a member of the X-Men that is worthy of not being fired. Hit the jump to see Professor X blackmailing Storm (Ororo Monroe).

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By nailbiter111 - 12/6/2013


"The Pete Holmes Show" - Weeknights at Midnight/11 Central, After Conan

Storm is a mutant who possesses the psionic ability to manipulate weather patterns over limited areas. She can stimulate the creation of any form of precipitation such as rain or fog, generate winds in varying degrees of intensity up to and including hurricane force, raise or lower the humidity and temperature in her immediate vicinity, induce lightning and other electrical atmospheric phenomena, and disperse natural storms so as to create clear change. Storm can direct the path of certain atmospheric effects, such as bolts of lightning, with her hands. She has also demonstrated the ability to manipulate ocean currents, though the extent of this ability is still unclear.

Storm is able to fly by creating winds strong enough to support her weight, the weight of others, and to propel her forward through the air. Storm can thus travel as fast as any wind can, and has reached speeds up to 300 miles per hour. Her powers over the atmosphere enable her to breathe at any speed, protect her from air friction, and grant her limited immunity to extreme heat and cold. - Marvel Wiki
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santoanderson - 12/6/2013, 2:55 AM
Good God Pete. It was funny the first one or two times, but man, you've officially beaten this horse to death.
CavEl - 12/6/2013, 3:02 AM
He's not funny, he's never been funny. His BatDICK attacking Superman routine was shit, it's like Frank Miller wrote that shit.
Tyrus - 12/6/2013, 3:18 AM
Err, Telekinesis?
GetsugaTensho22 - 12/6/2013, 3:59 AM
This guy is rubbish.
I mean, seriously. This guy sucks.
ralfinader - 12/6/2013, 4:01 AM
"Good God Pete. It was funny the first one or two times, but man, you've officially beaten this horse to death."

I would say the horse has been dead for some time now...
konoyaro - 12/6/2013, 4:50 AM
the only thing i thought was funny is the fact that the girl who plays storm in this scats is a lot better then hale berry...
mitchybaby - 12/6/2013, 5:57 AM
i guess cyclops is next
BatBull - 12/6/2013, 6:06 AM
Funny! I hope more will come :)
wcwpoet - 12/6/2013, 6:26 AM
Ok that one only managed to get a minor chuckle out of me.
SupermanEchols - 12/6/2013, 7:13 AM
Did he really goof that big to say "telekinesis" and not "telepathy"? You'd think they did just a bit more research. Then again, these aren't funny, so perhaps not.
MegaMatt - 12/6/2013, 7:22 AM
Can we stop putting these on main now?
CaptainAmerica31 - 12/6/2013, 7:59 AM
He really needs to start doing badman instead of this shit. His show is going to get canned soon I'm guessing
ComicsBornAndBred - 12/6/2013, 8:08 AM
This guy has no origin y and he thinks if book fans will always love his stuff because he keeps comic book related jokes. He should cancelled yesterday. It's getting old. Can we stop posting these pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease????!!!!?
ComicsBornAndBred - 12/6/2013, 8:08 AM
*Originality
DrDoom - 12/6/2013, 8:17 AM
Telekinesis?!?!

Dafuq

TELAPATHY
deepee3 - 12/6/2013, 8:32 AM
Who do I sue for this?
SWelch - 12/6/2013, 8:48 AM
OK he can make Scott say what he wants with mind but he can't make Storm do what he wants. It is sad but true when they say any one can get on TV these days.

These are not funny. Please nailbiter111 stop posting these. I keep watching in hopes they will be funny and so far not one has been.
JoJo1982 - 12/6/2013, 8:58 AM
I still trying to figure out, how the hell can professor x golf of he's in a damn wheelchair!?!
unknownfacts - 12/6/2013, 9:00 AM
Weird thing is he changes Scoots mind for a win but didn't do the same to Storm for the weather change.
marantaz - 12/6/2013, 9:07 AM
JoJo1982, he said he was golfing with his mind.

It was mildly amusing; the lack of rain after Storm leaves show the limited budget this show is under. So probably no money available for new writers. CBMers here could do a better job. He should consider it.
JoJo1982 - 12/6/2013, 10:45 AM
Thanx

Must of missed that part
airbeyonder18 - 12/6/2013, 11:49 AM
I love these. Keep 'em coming...
damntree - 12/6/2013, 2:29 PM
Lol, whorenado. If you don't like them why the [frick] do you keep watching them? Is there ever a time you mother[frick]ers don't parade your cavernous vaginas around on this site?
mctrinket - 12/6/2013, 9:20 PM
Whorenado!

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