Chuck Lorre Says New BATMAN Ben Affleck Is Packing Something Extra In His Utility Belt

Two and a Half Men co-creator Chuck Lorre had the pleasure of using a urinal in the vicinity of Batman Vs. Superman actor Ben Affleck at the 25th Annual Producers Guild of America Awards and was quite impressed with Batman's Batarang. Hilarity ensues!

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By nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014


We knew actor/director Ben Affleck had some big balls after making Argo, a thrilling tale about six United States diplomats trapped in Iran during the 1979 Iran Hostage Crisis. But we had no clue he we also sporting some super-manhood as well.

The other night at the 25th Annual Producers Guild of America Awards, Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory executive producer Chuck Lorre was accepting an award on stage when he decided to share an experience he had the following week at the Golden Globes award show. Sometime during the event Chuck felt the need to tinkle so he headed into the bathroom and stepped up to the big boy urinal. There, he noticed he was standing next to Ben Affleck, who was using the urinal next to him. Curiosity got the best of Chuck, as he just had to know what the future Batman was packing. He told the audience, "Yes I peeked. And yes, Comic-Con, he can play Batman."

Later in the evening, Ben Affleck came on stage and took Chuck's bathroom tale to another level.

"I was at the bar briefly, and I came back to my seat and somebody said, ‘You know, there was a guy up on stage who said you have a big d--k,'" the Oscar winner joked to the audience. "I was like, ‘You know, isn't that always how is goes? The one time it happens and I miss it!' Thank you very much. Whoever you are, God bless you. I'm often confused with Matt Damon but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so..."

Snyder will direct the film from a screenplay written by David S. Goyer, from a story co-created by Goyer and Snyder. Zack Snyder’s Superman/Batman film stars Henry Cavill, reprising his role as Superman/Clark Kent, and Ben Affleck as Batman/Bruce Wayne. The film will also reunite “Man of Steel” stars Amy Adams, Laurence Fishburne and Diane Lane, and also stars Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince. Zack Snyder’s untitled Superman/Batman film which will now be arriving in theaters May 6, 2016.
Source: eonline
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Giznad - 1/21/2014, 6:51 PM
I wish Batman would stop Two and a Half Men. Just stop 'em.
MrCBM56 - 1/21/2014, 6:54 PM
Hahahaha!
MrCBM56 - 1/21/2014, 6:55 PM
MrBlackJack

Honestly, it sucked even before Charlie Sheen left. After the 6th season, it start to go downhill. The 8th season was it for me.
ALegendaryPanda - 1/21/2014, 6:56 PM
Holy shit I'm dying! LOL

That Batman and Robin gif though! Hahahaha
MrCBM56 - 1/21/2014, 6:58 PM
Nick56 - 1/21/2014, 7:01 PM
lmao
nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014, 7:03 PM
MrBlackJack - see if you can find that clip on youtube. I'd add that to the story.
SuperCat - 1/21/2014, 7:08 PM
marvel72 - 1/21/2014, 7:13 PM
the return of the bat-cod piece.
DrDoom - 1/21/2014, 7:15 PM
Dat batarang doe
JonathanRudolph - 1/21/2014, 7:15 PM
http://www.deadline.com/2014/01/chuck-lorre-ben-affleck-bathroom-speech-producers-guild-awards-video/
nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014, 7:20 PM
MattBracken - thank you.
JonathanRudolph - 1/21/2014, 7:22 PM
No worries mate
m0th3r - 1/21/2014, 7:24 PM
After watch JL:War..i understand the delay in Batman vs Superman..WB Execs watched this and went..



THAT...WE F**&ING WANT THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE.....

And then we got delayed....

Or thats my theory...still a bit high on battle cheer and popcorn though...
TheBaroness89 - 1/21/2014, 7:25 PM
glad to hear Chuck Lorre is going around cock gazing :)
Nomis - 1/21/2014, 7:28 PM
nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014, 7:32 PM
Most of us would do the same. Come on, it's Batman!
Praetorian - 1/21/2014, 7:32 PM
Of course he has a big dick he's like 6'5.
TheRealRemyLebeau - 1/21/2014, 7:33 PM
Lol @nomis.
NoPhucksGiven - 1/21/2014, 7:33 PM
A condom dispenser so he can smash gal gadot flat skinny ass into nothingness.
mctrinket - 1/21/2014, 7:34 PM
Remember when everyone though JLO had a big butt?
SuperCat - 1/21/2014, 7:34 PM
TheRealRemyLebeau - 1/21/2014, 7:35 PM
I'm going to vacate this thread now. Too many people talking about dicks.

Praetorian - 1/21/2014, 7:32 PM

Of course he has a big dick he's like 6'5.


Smh. Do you want to look lol. ;p
nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014, 7:36 PM
nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014, 7:36 PM
MrBlackJack - Thank you.
NeoBaggins - 1/21/2014, 7:36 PM
That Half Men kid could have made a good live action Chris Griffin.
antman8o8 - 1/21/2014, 7:39 PM
MY BODY IS READY Ben.

JasonBlue - 1/21/2014, 7:49 PM
News these days...
113 - 1/21/2014, 7:49 PM
That was pretty funny. But c'mon dude no peeking when I'm peeing, seriously.
nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014, 7:52 PM
JasonBlue - oh, lighten up it's good fun.
ScorpioRisin - 1/21/2014, 7:53 PM
Seems like the whole "Biggest Batman yet" wasn't a lie, after all.
MrCBM56 - 1/21/2014, 7:53 PM
113 & Praetorian

Wtf? LMAOOOO
CaptainAmerica31 - 1/21/2014, 7:53 PM
There is a rumor he might not play batman any more. Doubt it though. Can't wait to see him in the suit.
npamusic - 1/21/2014, 7:54 PM
Chuck Lorree. LULZ.
CavEl - 1/21/2014, 7:54 PM
Bit homoerotic, but whatever floats your boat.
ManDeth - 1/21/2014, 7:54 PM
If he has a big d!ck then I'm sure this should help win over Marvel fans.
nailbiter111 - 1/21/2014, 7:56 PM
ManDeth - lol
MrCBM56 - 1/21/2014, 7:56 PM
Some of you taking this article a little too seriously.
CaptainTumeria - 1/21/2014, 7:58 PM
supermanlives - 1/21/2014, 8:00 PM
bahahahahahhahahaha this is hilarious
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