VIDEO: An Honest Trailer For TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Like shooting fish in a barrel? Maybe..but it's still pretty damn funny! With Michael Bay's fourth Transformers flick on the way, the Screen Junkies crew decided to go back and take a look at the previous installments. First up we have arguably the worst of the lot (so far), Revenge Of The Fallen.

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 6/17/2014

Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
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ALegendaryPanda - 6/17/2014, 11:12 AM
LOL this is the best one yet!
themidnightking - 6/17/2014, 11:17 AM
Already posted
HypeExMachina - 6/17/2014, 11:29 AM
@Pasto but this one is better!

Comedian03 - 6/17/2014, 11:37 AM
Yeah this was posted earlier. But for some reason, I have a feeling that the earlier article might mysteriously disappear........lol
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:43 AM

My pants just disappeared.
RorMachine - 6/17/2014, 11:46 AM
No idea how you managed to weasel your way back on the site Pasto, but that doesn't mean you have access to my articles. Stay off em..or all comments will be deleted.
yossarian - 6/17/2014, 11:48 AM
Dang it I left a Miley pic here for gusto.
Comedian03 - 6/17/2014, 11:49 AM
Yeah Pasto, stinkin jerk face poo-pants.
yossarian - 6/17/2014, 11:50 AM
Nope my bad. Wrong article.
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 11:50 AM
Megan fox is a hideous repellent valid soulless beast.


But my boner disagrees. My boner thinks she's ....ok.
Desrow - 6/17/2014, 11:51 AM
Ror it's on the house plebs.
Fun1gUy - 6/17/2014, 11:51 AM
LMAO^^ GUS, my pants waned to but i didn't see enough slut action
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 11:51 AM
Gusto -

Some dudes in haz-mat suits took your pants to the CDC.
HypeExMachina - 6/17/2014, 11:51 AM
@Comedian03 you're jokes are getting better.

Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:52 AM
I like Miley pics!!!!!
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:52 AM
Wouldn't be the first time.
That godamn CDC is out to discredit me!
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 11:53 AM
Just FYI-

Gusto is hung like a moose. Good night. Not even Miley's tongue could ....
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:53 AM
LOL...slut action does help!!!
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:54 AM
He means...mouse.
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 11:55 AM
My jeans are so hole-y (as in full of holes - not Jesus-y) that I may as well not have any on.

But I got skinny ass legs. My butts not bad - I get groped a lot but my legs are skinny.
yossarian - 6/17/2014, 11:55 AM
Well find it. I'm not posting it a third time.
Comedian03 - 6/17/2014, 11:55 AM
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Yea cause I'm like a fine wine....I say stuff....and like..sometimes its good...but its also bad at first...so not good....but then like you wait a while...and then its ok.... it gets gooder.......I don't like wine.
Seejay - 6/17/2014, 11:55 AM

This one was actually really good. And warranted.
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 11:56 AM
When I get back to he office ill show you guys where to find he porn on YouTube.



It's there. It's great. Office firewalls don't flag YouTube!!!
fettastic - 6/17/2014, 11:57 AM
@Comedian03, yes I've noticed that. There are a lot of holes in the desert.
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:58 AM
Sorry...I tend to get a bit over-gropey.
Comedian03 - 6/17/2014, 11:59 AM
RORMACHINE WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOOOOOOOVE!?!?!!!!

HypeExMachina - 6/17/2014, 11:59 AM
Momsen just premiered a new video, it has beach sluts in it

cipher - 6/17/2014, 12:06 PM
The girl I work with looks like Taylor Momsen.

That girl really knows how to work a bar.
yossarian - 6/17/2014, 12:06 PM
@Hype - That shit is terrible.
sKeemAn - 6/17/2014, 12:07 PM
Haha, 2 junkyards having sex. I spit my water out at that one.
yossarian - 6/17/2014, 12:09 PM



Just because you have to listen to something decent after that trash.
Brainiac13 - 6/17/2014, 12:09 PM
@Ror


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McGee - 6/17/2014, 12:13 PM
Ror.... I want to thank you for that thumbnail. It be God's work that you're doin'.
HypeExMachina - 6/17/2014, 12:13 PM
@Yoss but what does that have to do with this article?

Brainiac13 - 6/17/2014, 12:13 PM
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Comedian03 - 6/17/2014, 12:13 PM
Ok RorMachine, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have went off the rails like that at you. I truly am sorry, your attitude towards me lately is just frustrating, sometimes I feel like you don't even love me anymore! You don't make eye contact with me, you never touch me, I feel like I might as well not even exist to you.

Please just come home, stop living in that box in the alley, just come home, I don't care that you sucked off a hobo for magic beans. I CAN FORGIVE YOU DAMNIT!!!
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 12:14 PM
Honest trailers are cool even when you LIKE the movie they're ripping up.
yossarian - 6/17/2014, 12:14 PM
Billy Bragg hates Transformers just like me.
TheBaroness89 - 6/17/2014, 12:15 PM
"Megan Fox an actress who combines the looks of a professional porn star with the acting skills .....of an amateur porn star" THAT WAS THE BEST LINE EVER
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