VIDEO: Scientifically Accurate SPIDER-MAN Theme Song

We've heard it a thousand times: "if he really was a SPIDER-Man, the webs would come out of his ass" etc. Well, behold this hilarious theme song for the Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man! Possibly least if you're offended by animated severed penises.

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 2/27/2013

The vid comes courtesy of the guys and gals at Animation Domination Hi Def, and maybe I'm just a juvenile sumannabitch, but it gave me at least two good belly laughs.

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SpectacularJoShFest - 2/27/2013, 1:23 PM
First to comment last to get laid. Teehee!
IIIAdamantiumIII - 2/27/2013, 1:24 PM
meh venture brothers did it first and way better
jerryblake - 2/27/2013, 1:24 PM
that's just ... wrong
Shamo - 2/27/2013, 1:25 PM
pretty dam funny.
thatcoldblackcloud - 2/27/2013, 1:30 PM
LMAO... too funny!
jerryblake - 2/27/2013, 1:30 PM

"A horror, a horror"
nailbiter111 - 2/27/2013, 1:34 PM
that's awesome
GUNSMITH - 2/27/2013, 1:35 PM
dnno1 - 2/27/2013, 1:35 PM
That ought to piss off Spider-Man fans.
NoJobBOB - 2/27/2013, 1:51 PM

marvel72 - 2/27/2013, 2:13 PM
it was alright,funny in places.
DEATHbyEXILE - 2/27/2013, 2:26 PM
druzod2501 - 2/27/2013, 3:27 PM
[frick]in awesome!
JMESS - 2/27/2013, 4:32 PM
I need a minute to process this lol
JDUKE25 - 2/27/2013, 7:23 PM
So freakin dumb
NoJobBOB - 2/27/2013, 11:18 PM
ibravosp5 - 2/28/2013, 8:47 AM
All hope is lost after watching this
alamborn19 - 2/28/2013, 12:27 PM
this atrocity isn't even an article its just crap

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