First Look At MACHETE KILLS Teaser (Low-Res)

Unfortunately it's only 30 seconds long and in pretty lousy quality, but if you fancy a first look at Robert Rodriguez's Machete sequel (and the multitude of lovely ladies involved in the production) click on to check it out..

By MarkCassidy - May 24, 2013 10:05 AM EST

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Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.

Machete Kills stars Danny Trejo, Michele Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Antonio Banderas, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, William Sadler, Cheech Marin, Alexa Vega, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. The movie opens September 13, 2013.

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24 Comments

LucasMend - 5/24/2013, 10:37 AM

I wonder if Amber Heard will show her goods (once again) like Lindsay Lohan did in the first film :D

JoeMomma29 - 5/24/2013, 10:38 AM

LOL! I am going to see this!

cmay13 - 5/24/2013, 10:43 AM

Lohan's was a body double

DCjohnny - 5/24/2013, 10:47 AM

I purposely did not see the first one...
no way ill see this... these grind house movies are rubbish ...

Newbus - 5/24/2013, 10:48 AM

What is this some 70s porn movie!? Looks good to me.

LucasMend - 5/24/2013, 10:57 AM

@cmay13 [frick].
Well, at least Amber Heard wasn't a body double in The Informers.

MisterBabadook - 5/24/2013, 11:08 AM

I'll see it, loved the 1st one

MisterBabadook - 5/24/2013, 11:10 AM

But... No Don Johnson? I was hoping for a return.

Effusion - 5/24/2013, 11:12 AM

Robert Rodriguez is [frick]ing awesome

Slasherman - 5/24/2013, 11:13 AM

Hell Yeah Machete is back!!! Can't wait to see it.

Mysterion - 5/24/2013, 11:14 AM

I read that Charlie Sheen is using his birth name "Carlos Esteves" for this movie.

Natetrix79 - 5/24/2013, 11:32 AM

How can you not love Machete? Chicks & Guns!!!

SDR11 - 5/24/2013, 11:54 AM

I hope this movie is going to be as good as the first one. Looks like it.

lnTylerWeTrust - 5/24/2013, 12:13 PM

I eat pussies like Machete for breakfast

Phlegmbot - 5/24/2013, 12:57 PM

Thx Rodriguez for giving work to a Jew-hating, woman-hating horrible human being like Mel Gibson. I will never see ANY of your movies ever again...even if Gibson does get cut to bits by Machete, you still gave him money and invited him to be in your movie.

You're a douchebag.

Kyos - 5/24/2013, 1:06 PM

Nice! Kind of...

CharlesLord - 5/24/2013, 2:07 PM

hahaha wow i really wanna see this now

BANE5000 - 5/24/2013, 3:40 PM

@Scabsallover

Didn't Don Johnsons' character die at the end?

OrgasmicPotatoe - 5/24/2013, 4:25 PM

Can't wait for this one, first one was awesome !

There is also Machete Kills Again after this one (unless Machete Kills bombs... No !)

agentawsume - 5/25/2013, 1:57 AM

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First Look At MACHETE KILLS Teaser (Low-Res)

Unfortunately it's only 30 seconds long and in pretty lousy quality, but if you fancy a first look at Robert Rodriguez's Machete sequel (and the multitude of lovely ladies involved in the production) click on to check it out..

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