New Red Band MACHETE KILLS Trailer

We've had a couple of clips recently, and now we have a second red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez's insane (insanely shite?) looking sequel to Machete. See Mel Gibson go toe-to-toe with Danny Trejo amid a LOT of blood 'n guts after the jump..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 9/17/2013


Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.


Machete Kills stars Danny Trejo, Michele Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Antonio Banderas, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, William Sadler, Cheech Marin, Alexa Vega, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. The movie opens September 13, 2013.
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Joeyfxx - 9/17/2013, 10:34 AM
Robert Rodriguez is a [frick]ing Legend.
drfate - 9/17/2013, 10:45 AM
looks like some good 'ol stupid fun!
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 10:46 AM
LOL! That is just solid.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 10:46 AM
@ drfate

Exactly, people are wanting some Oscar winning movie. Ugghhhh it is meant to be bad and horrible.
TelaVizion - 9/17/2013, 10:58 AM
smh, lol..... this gonna be more than the 1st one. I can't wait.
BritishMonkey - 9/17/2013, 11:01 AM
Ahhh, I love it.
samster10001 - 9/17/2013, 11:03 AM
How does this piece of shit get a sequel but Dredd and Pacific Rim may not??? Explain that to me? I guess people will pay to watch any shit film nowadays
knocturnalzen10 - 9/17/2013, 11:06 AM
is mel playing himself in this flim ?
thenerdicon4 - 9/17/2013, 11:08 AM
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Btw, if you are taking this seriously you are not too bright. This is supposed to be a dumb throw back to old B movie exploitation films. If you know ANYTHING about Rodriguzes career you should know this the standard. Crazy shit happening in a sill manner. Just a fun film. Jeez, some people are such sourpusses.
bls91183 - 9/17/2013, 11:11 AM
samster - because when robert rodriguez wants a movie to happen, he makes the shit happen. both machete movies are examples. dredd tho, yeah, that deserves a sequel more than any recent movie i've seen that won't be gettin a sequel. it's a tragedy.
Jollem - 9/17/2013, 11:12 AM
mel gibson for Bloodsport
TelaVizion - 9/17/2013, 11:21 AM
If u paid attention to the first one, you would have seen that 2 sequels were coming
MexicanChinman - 9/17/2013, 11:22 AM
Hey guys. I was wondering if any of you all know anything about cars, specifically a 2010 Mercury Grand Marques. All three of my brake lights don't come on, so I was wondering if any of you have any suggestions? A few months ago, I replaced two of my brake lights.
thenerdicon4 - 9/17/2013, 11:26 AM
Yeah, the sequels were planned and written before the first one came out. "Machete Kills Again" will probably be out in 2016.
MexicanChinman - 9/17/2013, 11:46 AM
@Gusto, haha, they will probably rob me for car parts.
imnotwearinghockeypants - 9/17/2013, 11:59 AM
I mean, it's supposed to be stupid, but that doesn't mean it's not.
TheBurnSays - 9/17/2013, 12:06 PM
Macheteeeeee! Splash!
So funny!
Dedpool - 9/17/2013, 12:11 PM
Okay anyone looking for anything other than a fun, modern B-movie needs to look elswhere. Everyone else, hop on the Rodriguez fun train of T&A, gore and explosions!
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 12:17 PM
@ Mexican Supreme

It could be several things

1. The Lights themselves (check the bulbs)
2. The housing unit for the lights
3. Check your fuses, you might have blown one.
HotLunch - 9/17/2013, 12:22 PM
This trilogy will be better than TDK.

Rodriguez > Nolan
beane2099 - 9/17/2013, 12:44 PM
That's awesome. Machete using that dudes intestines to drag him to the helicopter rotor is truly heinous.
beane2099 - 9/17/2013, 12:45 PM
Kind of makes me wonder what Kick Ass might have been like directed by Robert Rodriguez.
NerfHerder - 9/17/2013, 12:45 PM
Yes!!!
MexicanChinman - 9/17/2013, 12:52 PM
@Gusto, haha, good thing I live in Dallas.

@ JoeMomma29, thanks bro. I really don't know much about cars.
fettastic - 9/17/2013, 1:04 PM
Ha ha, the cock-gun from "From Dusk Till Dawn" returns!

Gibson looks like a hoot. Is he wearing a white [frick]ing CAPE?
MrChuff - 9/17/2013, 1:47 PM
Robert Rodriguez seems to be devolving before our eyes.

Once a promising film-maker....now just one joke.

One joke that wasn't that funny to begin with.
TheAmarilloBlack - 9/17/2013, 2:02 PM
Robert Rodriguez is one of the best film-makers working today in mainstream Hollywood.
sameoldthing - 9/17/2013, 2:16 PM
This is a check your brain at the door film.
Just feast your eyes on some T & A..Tits & Action.
GodzillaKart - 9/17/2013, 2:18 PM
Looks stupid and fun.
JayJayCAW - 9/17/2013, 2:21 PM
....yeah.....I'm seeing this lol, looks like some good old stupid fun lol
AlexDeLarge87 - 9/17/2013, 2:26 PM
Gibson is gonna own. Cant wait to see him against The Expendables.
BlueHawaiiSurfer - 9/17/2013, 2:29 PM
Hard to imagine someone could pack so much [frick]ing awesome into such a small trailer! <3
supermarioworldE - 9/17/2013, 2:50 PM
I don't need to see anymore. I'm already sold.
marvel72 - 9/17/2013, 3:03 PM
f*ckin awesome,i think i'm gonna have to revisit the first movie.
GranGoose - 9/17/2013, 3:31 PM
I wanna watch Wolverine in a RR film!
Spideynoir47 - 9/17/2013, 4:13 PM
You People that are critizing this film are stupid, RR's films like Sharkboy and Lavagirl, the Spy Kids films, and this Machete Kills are genuinly action-packed and off the wall goofy!!! LOL that is what he does, that's his signature. like nolan's films are dark but realstic, and bay's films are action packed shit tons of explosions, hot girls, and rascism. because that is their style of filmmaking. and BTW Alexa Vega looks hot as hell!!! That is all :)
smell - 9/17/2013, 4:46 PM
This will be awesome, like the first. Let's prey they do a 'Black Dynamite' sequel or better yet a 'hobo with a shotgun' opera.
HULK2099 - 9/17/2013, 6:25 PM
sweet jesus thats epic
CharlesLord - 9/17/2013, 9:06 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOO im goin to see the hell outta this
MericawithanM - 9/18/2013, 12:33 AM
^haha agreed

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