Iron Man: Today hasn't been too bad, we met each other which resulted in a near train wreck, a blind troll, & a demolished factory. #notbad— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 14, 2012
Iron Man: Today hasn't been too bad, we met each other which resulted in a near train wreck, a blind troll, & a demolished factory. #notbad
Antman: How to stop a radioactive Asgardian 101: Put him in a lead lined tank, he’ll never escape from there. #right?— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 14, 2012
Antman: How to stop a radioactive Asgardian 101: Put him in a lead lined tank, he’ll never escape from there. #right?
Hulk: GIVE TRICKY HORNED MAN TO ME, HULK SMASH HIM!— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 14, 2012
Hulk: GIVE TRICKY HORNED MAN TO ME, HULK SMASH HIM!
Thor: Farewell fellow Avengers, I must leave you now, for there are construction sites to avenge and wrecking crews to obliterate.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 14, 2012
Thor: Farewell fellow Avengers, I must leave you now, for there are construction sites to avenge and wrecking crews to obliterate.
Wasp: Ummm, uhhh, thanks Hank that’s a wonderful Valentines gift. twitter.com/avengers_real/…— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 14, 2012
Wasp: Ummm, uhhh, thanks Hank that’s a wonderful Valentines gift. twitter.com/avengers_real/…
Hulk: HULK SMASH PUNY AVENGERS WHO DISLIKE HULK’S CHOICE IN CLOTHES!— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 14, 2012
Hulk: HULK SMASH PUNY AVENGERS WHO DISLIKE HULK’S CHOICE IN CLOTHES!
Iron Man: Great, day two with the Avengers as a team, and we’ve already lost a team member. #nevertrustspacephantoms— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 14, 2012
Iron Man: Great, day two with the Avengers as a team, and we’ve already lost a team member. #nevertrustspacephantoms
Thor: Verily Hulk, you have found a good teammate, the fish man dresses in the same repulsive manner as you.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 15, 2012
Thor: Verily Hulk, you have found a good teammate, the fish man dresses in the same repulsive manner as you.
Wasp: Didn’t you guys watch The First Avenger? That guy hast to be Chris Eve- I mean Captain America.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 16, 2012
Wasp: Didn’t you guys watch The First Avenger? That guy hast to be Chris Eve- I mean Captain America.
Captain America: I met a man who is an ant, & a hammer toting Asgardian. Now I’m twittering on this tweeter. #freakingoutnow— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 16, 2012
Captain America: I met a man who is an ant, & a hammer toting Asgardian. Now I’m twittering on this tweeter. #freakingoutnow
Antman: What’s more dangerous than fighting a man from the future? People running away from him when you’re ant size. #whatirritatesme— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 18, 2012
Antman: What’s more dangerous than fighting a man from the future? People running away from him when you’re ant size. #whatirritatesme
Spider-man: What?!?! I save you guys from an evil robot, and I have to wait 27 more years to be an Avenger? #WITW— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 21, 2012
Spider-man: What?!?! I save you guys from an evil robot, and I have to wait 27 more years to be an Avenger? #WITW
Antman: I’ve received a cybernetic alarm from a frightened group of ants and no one believes it’s a real threat? #cannotunderstandpeople— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 22, 2012
Antman: I’ve received a cybernetic alarm from a frightened group of ants and no one believes it’s a real threat? #cannotunderstandpeople
Hawkeye: My name is Hawkeye. By the way I’m the arrow shooting Avenger, what do I shoot off most of the time? #mymouth— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 26, 2012
Hawkeye: My name is Hawkeye. By the way I’m the arrow shooting Avenger, what do I shoot off most of the time? #mymouth
Quicksilver: I’m Quicksilver! Why is my hair this way? You try running as fast as do and see what your hair looks like.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 27, 2012
Quicksilver: I’m Quicksilver! Why is my hair this way? You try running as fast as do and see what your hair looks like.
Scarlet Witch: My superhero name is Scarlet Witch, but you can call me Wanda. What I lack in power I make up for in cuteness.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 27, 2012
Scarlet Witch: My superhero name is Scarlet Witch, but you can call me Wanda. What I lack in power I make up for in cuteness.
Hawkeye: Why didn't I speak in the #Avengers trailer? If I had you would have died due to the overload of awesome. #savethebestforlast— The Avengers (@real_avengers) February 29, 2012
Hawkeye: Why didn't I speak in the #Avengers trailer? If I had you would have died due to the overload of awesome. #savethebestforlast
Hawkeye: Watched #AmazingSpiderman trailer and it was amazing but ours was epic... mostly because I was in it. #justsaying #Avengers— The Avengers (@real_avengers) March 5, 2012
Hawkeye: Watched #AmazingSpiderman trailer and it was amazing but ours was epic... mostly because I was in it. #justsaying #Avengers
Captain America: Watched #CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger again. Evens sure is good looking, he’s so lucky to look like who he’s portraying.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) March 6, 2012
Captain America: Watched #CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger again. Evens sure is good looking, he’s so lucky to look like who he’s portraying.
Black Widow: This is so not fair. I still have to be the villain? #nevergetbrainwashed— The Avengers (@real_avengers) March 10, 2012
Black Widow: This is so not fair. I still have to be the villain? #nevergetbrainwashed
Quicksilver: 1 blow would knock me out. But you have to with stand ten million of my blows a second before you get a chance to knock me out.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) March 10, 2012
Quicksilver: 1 blow would knock me out. But you have to with stand ten million of my blows a second before you get a chance to knock me out.
Hawkeye: People ask me what happens once I run out of arrows. Then I ask what happens when one hits it’s target.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) March 12, 2012
Hawkeye: People ask me what happens once I run out of arrows. Then I ask what happens when one hits it’s target.
Captain America: #Spiderman cameo in #Avengers? Nah, but we should cameo in #AmazingSpiderman.— The Avengers (@real_avengers) March 19, 2012
Captain America: #Spiderman cameo in #Avengers? Nah, but we should cameo in #AmazingSpiderman.
Hawkeye: Avengers don’t kill main villains because they will just get resurrected. #weneverhaveanypeace— The Avengers (@real_avengers) March 22, 2012
Hawkeye: Avengers don’t kill main villains because they will just get resurrected. #weneverhaveanypeace
Captain America: Avengers vs. X-men? Sorry, team Cyclops we’ll win no matter what. Compare the comics quality to see what I mean. #AvX— The Avengers (@real_avengers) April 6, 2012
Captain America: Avengers vs. X-men? Sorry, team Cyclops we’ll win no matter what. Compare the comics quality to see what I mean. #AvX
Iron Man: Bruce, spending 8 hours to hack my ironphone & change my ringtone to the Batman theme does not impress me. #TheySayIAmSelfObsessed— The Avengers (@real_avengers) April 18, 2012
Iron Man: Bruce, spending 8 hours to hack my ironphone & change my ringtone to the Batman theme does not impress me. #TheySayIAmSelfObsessed
Antman: *Cough Gasp* Tony could you please stop putting any more ant poison around Avengers Mansion?— The Avengers (@real_avengers) April 20, 2012
Antman: *Cough Gasp* Tony could you please stop putting any more ant poison around Avengers Mansion?
Iron Man: Take that Bruce, I just hacked all your bat-computers to constantly play my theme song. #thatwaseasy #Batman— The Avengers (@real_avengers) April 21, 2012
Iron Man: Take that Bruce, I just hacked all your bat-computers to constantly play my theme song. #thatwaseasy #Batman
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