Ror Reviews: RED

Click for my take on the latest DC comic adap starring Bruce Willis and a whole host of other old people. Some mild spoilers ahead..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 10/14/2010
I haven't read..RED. But I do know that this movie adap is supposed to be a lot lighter in tone, and really a completely different beast altogether. Apparently you may as well be reading(or watching) two different stories altogether. But, if there are any similarities at all plot wise, I must say I'm glad Robert Schwentke and co decided to lighten things up a bit, because taken dead serious this would most likely have been a cliché ridden bore. As it stands, it doesn't ever surprise, but its far from boring!



The plot is very simple. A retired CIA spy type dude named Frank Moses(Bruce Willis) leads a boring life, occasionally chatting up the chick(Mary Louis Parker) that sends out his check over the phone. But when a bunch of special forces type dudes come to kill him, he has a chance to relive his youth as he kidnaps the check chick(cos they heard him talk to her see), teams up with his old(OLD) CIA mates(John Malcovitch, Morgan Freeman and Helen Mirren) and sets off to find out why he is being targeted. All the while having to evade capture/death at the hands of a ruthless ..ehh, other special FBI type dude(Karl Urban) and his men. It sounds like your run of the mill, typical action thriller, and it is! But its also got the above cast, and they work wonders. Any movie like this runs a big risk. If you want to go dark(The Bourne movies for example) then you have to tone down the over the top action a bit and lay on some more character development. On the other hand if you go too light or cheesy(The Expendables), you have be careful that any more serious moments you decide to bring into the plot don't lose their impact because of that. Unfortunately RED falls victim to the latter a bit. It aims for action/comedy but then there are much darker moments that seem to belong in a different movie. One scene in which Bruce Willis(The hero!) visits Karl Urban's house to threaten his wife and children seems to be an attempt to remind us that Moses was every bit as ruthless a killer as the "bad guys" are. But when you also have scene in which John Malkovitch and his hand gun play chicken with a rocket launcher..and win. It jars. Thats not the only example either. Without spoiling things too much, at one point someone dies and we really should care. We don't. And not even just because of the tonal problems I described, but because Scwentke doesn't even really seem bothered in trying to get us to! Its handled as an almost throwaway moment.



The action scenes are handled well, and there are a few great moments such as Willis stepping from the police car bit from the trailer. Its just that after a while it all gets very predictable and interest can't be maintained by constant gun fire. As I said before, it never gets boring because you do want to see what happens to the characters, but they really should have tried for something a bit less expected with the final act. But like I said , the cast elevate it. Willis doesn't exactly stretch himself, but he's likable and cool as ever. Malcovitch is a definite highlight as the paranoid nutjob.. only they really are trying to kill him. Freeman doesn't have that much to do despite getting second billing, but does it with the usual excellence. And Mirren is class. She oozes danger and sex appeal better than 90% of the younger actresses attempting similar roles today. Parker(yum) is also on top form as Frank's love interest, getting the most laughs(from me anyway!). Then we have Karl Urban as the antagonist. He's ok. I have seen him much better though. I guess he's just outshone a little by the cast around him. Add in Brian Cox as an ex KGB enemy turned friend and Julian McMahon as a slime-ball bastard( is that guy ever going to be able to play anything else?), AND Richard Dryfuss and Ernest Borginine in smaller roles and we have some damn cast on our hands. Thank God. Because really, without them you could easily knock a star off the rating below.

Do check out RED if your in the mood for an enjoyable enough action romp with some funny moments and a great cast, just don't expect too much of it.




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Odysseus - 10/14/2010, 11:55 AM
Good stuff.
I just finished downloading it :P Will be watching it in a few
LEEE777 - 10/14/2010, 11:56 AM
Thats cool, DC COMICS needs a big hit after HEX an LOSERS lol!

Wicked stuff @ RORster.... Imma gonna go an watch it!


Odysseus @ Tut tut tut lol, a movie like this needs to be seen on the big screen! ; D
sexfoodcomics - 10/14/2010, 11:57 AM
I worked on this movie :)
Shaman - 10/14/2010, 12:03 PM
Awesome review, exactly what i was expecting! Which is why i'll wait and snag it with Expendables in the bargin bins ;)
ElBeaster - 10/14/2010, 12:05 PM
RED is the shortest graphic novel i've ever read. it's also extreemely lackluster. don't waste your time.

but i'll definitely be checkin' the movie out
ElBeaster - 10/14/2010, 12:06 PM
Prob just rent though
LEEE777 - 10/14/2010, 12:06 PM
SHAMAN @ EXPENDABLES was a [frick]ing cool movie dude, bit over the top lol, but [frick]ing cool! ; D

Sex @ As what dude?
Mysterion - 10/14/2010, 12:09 PM
Thanks for the review...just by they way you ended it with "just don't expect too much of it" sold me...that this has Netflix night written all over it. Thanks for the heads up.
WolvieCBM - 10/14/2010, 12:10 PM
Great review @Ror! I'll probably wait for Blu-Ray but if I find the time, I'll definitely check it out.
RorMachine - 10/14/2010, 12:17 PM
Cheers guys. Notice how I never used the word "fun"? Its against my religion. If I had a religion.

Lee, Expendables was mind goo. I felt stupider after 10 minutes.
the1egend1ives - 10/14/2010, 12:27 PM
Wasn't this done by Summit Entertainment? Wow if this turns out to be a hit, then that really makes Warner Bros. look like a bunch of assholes.
Gusto - 10/14/2010, 12:50 PM
Dear Lord, I wanna rail Helen Mirren...
ElBeaster - 10/14/2010, 1:20 PM
and if i had a religion, i'd say that wanting to bang a granny is wronng, but... no, wait. that's gross :P
Gusto - 10/14/2010, 1:43 PM
What the hell's a zimmer?
Gusto - 10/14/2010, 1:44 PM
Grif...you better get over to the welling thread. They're pickin' on you...
Roland - 10/14/2010, 1:53 PM
I went to an afternoon showing of EXPENDABLES with my wife and we left like ten minutes into it to go bang in the womens bathroom! We came back and watched the rest of it though. Meh imo.
Gusto - 10/14/2010, 1:56 PM
That is one cool wife, man...
InFamouslyCool - 10/14/2010, 2:05 PM
cool movie. over the top, border line sissy. entertaining if not taken serious.
JoshWilding - 10/14/2010, 2:45 PM
Is it out already!?! Not sure if I can be arsed to go and see it in the university to be honest...after reading this, I might just make the effort. Good stuff ROR! :)
longbowhunter - 10/14/2010, 3:06 PM
I'm debating whether or not to go see this Friday. I really liked the original 3 issue story.
Roland - 10/14/2010, 4:56 PM
@gusto, yes shes the best! we had a few drinks before we went so that kinda made us rowdy. lol.
Odysseus - 10/14/2010, 5:23 PM
@weneedrevelation

http://www.fileserve.com/file/jhBvgcs/Red.2010.DVDSCR.XviD-NYDIC.avi
HarrisonBergeron - 10/14/2010, 10:30 PM
I haven't seen the the theater version yet, did they keep the scene after the credits?
Dickel - 10/14/2010, 11:25 PM
Do yourselves a favor and go and see this film! Saw it last night and went into it, expecting a fairly enjoyable generic film.
Wow what a surprise it was!
Great paced movie, jaw opening action scenes (literally) and a nice touch of humour through-out the film. I'm so glad I saw this film and i highly recommend it to nearly anyone of any age.
loganoneil - 10/15/2010, 5:33 AM
Jeezus, I knew about Freeman, Malkovich and Mirren, but Cox and Borginine TOO?! Willis must have felt like a first-timer with all these truly GREAT actors around him! I've DEFINATELY going to see this film, just for the line-up alone!
EditNinja - 10/15/2010, 5:55 AM
I just watched it. I agree with Ror's review. It does swing between silly and dead-serious a bit. Not 2010's best CBM, but not bad. Good cast. Dunno about Cox's accent though! LOL! ***
Kyos - 10/15/2010, 8:04 AM
I just can't stand Helen Mirren. But I might watch this someday.
skidz - 10/15/2010, 9:26 AM
How often do you see a range of actors like this in a movie like this? AN ACTION MOVIE based on a miniseries that wasn't worth making a movie over! For any of you that get bored with action scenes, why did you see this movie or the expendables? They're both laid out on the table pretty thoroughly in the trailers and tv spots. I'm curious whether it's true that the material from the comic gets played out in about the first ten minutes.
antonio - 10/16/2010, 11:27 AM
10/10 for me. one of the better adaptation. the only reason i didnt like scott pilgrim is cause i went late @ night and was exhausted. i see why ppl on this site love that movie. i would say red is tied with scott pilgrim 4 2nd best cbm of 2010,behind iron man 2.
Creature - 10/16/2010, 9:22 PM
This looks pretty beast.
WesleyGibson - 10/26/2011, 3:39 PM
This movie was awesome.

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