Former WWE Star CHYNA To Play SHE-HULK

...in a XXX parody that is! Wrestler-turned-porn star Chyna will play Jennifer Walters in the latest comic based skin flick from Vivid Video..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 2/23/2012
We don't cover these XXX comic book parodies too often, but this one was too juicy not to. According to Bleeding Cool, former WWE pro-wrestler Joanie "Chyna" Laurer will play The Green Goliath's Cousin in She Hulk XXX.



At one time Chyna was a major player in WWE and is still considered one of the most popular female wrestlers of all time. Recently she has turned her attention to adult entertainment though, hence going green for this. What's interesting is Chyna is often fan-cast by people (though who knows why) wanting to see her play She-Hulk on the big screen. Well, now you will! But on a small screen, and y'know, shagging people. She will be joined by Gracie Glam, Lexie Belle, Jennifer Dark, Nicole Aniston, Alexis Texas, Mark Wood, Alec Knight, Alan Staford, Ryan Driller, Dale Dabone and Eric Masterson. Filming is expected to commence in March.









Source: Bleeding Cool
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PsyGuy - 2/23/2012, 6:05 PM
oh my
Bartman87 - 2/23/2012, 6:06 PM
I guess it wasn't that big of a move from WWE to Porn.
SpiderHyphenMan - 2/23/2012, 6:08 PM
shit just got real, it hasn't been this real since the new Spider-Man trailer....
RorMachine - 2/23/2012, 6:08 PM
Well, i've never seen anyone filled out like an application form on Monday Night RAW, but maybe I'm missing something..
GUNSMITH - 2/23/2012, 6:08 PM
WHAAAT SHE DOES PORN NOW????
Pontius888 - 2/23/2012, 6:08 PM
Damn!!!! I'm going to see Nicole Aniston's Ass and She-Hulk naked!!!! Dream come true!!! (again)
CPBuff22 - 2/23/2012, 6:09 PM
Sean Waltman gonna be in this one too?
redsoxdude - 2/23/2012, 6:11 PM
Wow.... well sadly she fits the part. Now the question is will the "part" fit :P
GUNSMITH - 2/23/2012, 6:13 PM


SHE LOOKS LIKE IF CHLOE KARDASHIAN TOOK BANE VENOM..
JDUKE25 - 2/23/2012, 6:14 PM
Sorry....pass.
sgtpeppers - 2/23/2012, 6:15 PM
Yawn
leftcoastpunk - 2/23/2012, 6:16 PM
She goes from Triple H to Triple X! I told her that H was a gateway letter but she just wouldn't listen d:-(
GUNSMITH - 2/23/2012, 6:21 PM
SOOO, SHE STARTED PREPPING ..PREPARATION H THEN MOVED ON TO TRIPLE X
leftcoastpunk - 2/23/2012, 6:22 PM
@gunsmith - Khloe on venom! That is perfect!
crazyray - 2/23/2012, 6:27 PM
@gunsmith- priceless.
patriautism - 2/23/2012, 6:27 PM
Why Chyna? Yeah she has muscles, but she is only 5'10, and gross looking..
How about Lorraine "tall Goddess" Sisco..

She is 6'1 and WAYYYYYYY hotter.
SamHell - 2/23/2012, 6:28 PM
ew, she's fuc kin gross

nOW, ALEXIS TEXAS, on the other hand. She's bad ass.
headlopper - 2/23/2012, 6:33 PM
I thought she/it was a tranny?

Kids these days...
MrReese - 2/23/2012, 6:34 PM
Alexis Texas got that wonderful ass!! Chyna neh XD
GUNSMITH - 2/23/2012, 6:39 PM
DON'T MAKE KELLY CLARKSON ANGRY...


ARRRR....


RorMachine - 2/23/2012, 6:39 PM
There was a time..maybe like 10 years ago, for a very brief moment..I thought she looked not TOO unattractive..

I know I know:(
DEATHbyEXILE - 2/23/2012, 6:41 PM
eleven59 - 2/23/2012, 6:43 PM
Lol Gunsmith is on a role! Good stuff!
headlopper - 2/23/2012, 6:44 PM
@GUNSMITH- Heh! Twice in one day!
Another classic !
SamHell - 2/23/2012, 6:47 PM
no and dont want to Yoss

cant beat that texas ass Reese
GUNSMITH - 2/23/2012, 6:49 PM
"NO NO NO YOUR DOING IT WRONG! DO IT LIKE THIS!!!....BE A MAN!.."

GUNSMITH - 2/23/2012, 6:50 PM
HONESTLY I AM POSITIVELY SURE I WOULD NOT TAP THAT...SHE COULD SNAP MY PP OFF WITH A FLEX...AND I NEED MY PP
PartyHard - 2/23/2012, 6:50 PM
She has a really big clitoris, and it's gross.
tweeeeenkies3 - 2/23/2012, 6:51 PM
I think I want to throw up right now....

She is utterly disgusting!
Just horrific!

They didn't even try to find someone attractive, did they?
Dumb[fricks]!

I am just baffled!

Anyone remember when she wanted to play Wonder Woman?
HAHAHAHA! Yeah frickin' right!
headlopper - 2/23/2012, 6:53 PM
She's why God created industrial meat grinders.(no, I don't know what that means)
GUNSMITH - 2/23/2012, 6:53 PM
@PARTYHARD-BIGGER THAN...?

headlopper - 2/23/2012, 7:03 PM
@tweeeeenkies3- "...utterly disgusting!"
'Utterly' is an absolute. Means she's got no redeemable sensual value .

Hurmmmm..let me see nowww...

Agreed! She/it is repulsive.
SamHell - 2/23/2012, 7:04 PM
bitch gotta make $ somehow
tweeeeenkies3 - 2/23/2012, 7:05 PM
@headlopper...It is just horrible!

I mean, She-Hulk is supposed to be attractive, even for a tall, green, slightly buff lady!

Choose someone who will get the male viewers hard...Damn!
ULTIMOSPIDER - 2/23/2012, 7:12 PM
Hamburger faced bitch !!!
Cheesehead - 2/23/2012, 7:37 PM
Hahaha!!!! Page 2 of this thread is where the honest guys hang!
nonserviam - 2/23/2012, 7:38 PM
All I have to say is EWWWWW.
Darkknight23 - 2/23/2012, 7:47 PM
Nicole Aniston...nuff said!
JULEZ13 - 2/23/2012, 8:07 PM
WOW! Wasn't she supposed to be "bettering" her life?!?

She's doing porn now?? Guess it can't go any lower than that! smh
JULEZ13 - 2/23/2012, 8:08 PM
This site should have a lol button!! Too much funny shit on here! You guys's comments crack me up!
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