Zombiegeddon: Holiday Gift ideas for the Zombie Survivalist in your home

With 12-21-12 coming quickly, many zombie survivalists feel this will be the day they get to attempt to stay alive in a zombie outbreak. So with that being said, what should you get the undead-botherer in your home? Read on for my suggestions.

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By Shannon Cornthwaite - 12/9/2012
With 12-21-12 coming quickly, many zombie survivalists feel this will be the day for the zombie outbreak. So with that being said, what should you get the zombie survivalist in your home?

First up is this Cold Steel two handed Panga Machete which sells for 800 Euro which is $1034.08 USD. This is perfect for slaying zombies without getting to close. you can stand a few feet away to give yourself some maneuvering room and still slice through zombie skulls.

Next is the Truckers Friend. This handy tool is an axe, hammer, crow bar, and pry bar all in one. Handy for cutting through zombies, breaking through doors/ windows, and crushing cans/ nailing boards to your windows. It sells for under $50.

The Riot shield sells for around $90. The perfect tool for keeping yourself protected against oncoming zombie attacks. This shield can be used to push zombies away to give you a chance to swing a weapon at them or to be used as a miniature shelter if camping, to protect you from the rain.

Fishing Crossbow. Perfect for catching fish, comes complete with a real and flashlight attached. They sell for just around $600. Also useful for killing zombies and other sources of food other than fish, silently. With a flashlight attached, you can navigate through dark areas with out fumbling around with a lot of equipment.

A Military grade back pack is also perfect. You'll be able to carry a change of clothing, extra boots, blankets, spare weapons, first aid kit,food etc. These sell for around $130.

A pair of night vision goggles that strap to your head are a must for zombiegeddon survivalists. Imagine being in a dark building or in the middle of the woods at night, how do you expect to survive, if you can't see? These sell for around $436.

Leather jackets are perfect for the zombiegeddon survivalist. They not only keep you warm when it's cold, but the leather will mask your sent and keep zombie teeth from reaching through to your skin. This jacket is light weight, flexible and thin so you don't get over heated; it sells for $330.

Combat boots are another must. These are light weight, durable, water resistant, and easy to run in. If it's good enough for our military to wear in combat, it's good enough for us. This pair sells for $210.

Steel knuckle leather gloves are also a must. Imagine if zombiegeddon does occur, zombies won't be the only threat but also the living. The leather will keep you from cutting your hands on someone's jaw (who knows if they have diseases or what) and the steel knuckles will knock them out cold. This pair sells for $25.

Thank you for reading and perhaps I'll have more Zombiegeddon gift ideas for you soon.

TheRabbit - 12/10/2012, 2:14 AM
this may be the best article ever
SuperSomething616 - 12/10/2012, 3:40 AM
Wow this lists the contents of my cupboard perfectly ;)
Squish - 12/10/2012, 6:59 AM
This is key
Kyos - 12/10/2012, 7:00 AM
Awesome list! :D

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