ZOMBIES ARE REAL !!!!!! (True Story)

ZOMBIES ARE REAL !!!!!! (True Story)

A man was arrested....while eating another man's face. This is how the zombie apocalypse starts people.

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By DEADP0000L - 5/27/2012
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police have requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

Miami Herald writers Alexandra Leon and Curtis Morgan contributed to this report.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=cpy
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DukeAcureds - 5/27/2012, 6:43 PM
That is most seriously [frick]ed up. Where's my cricket bat? Groovy.
When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will eat your face.
mk - 5/27/2012, 8:09 PM
oh shit zombie apocalypse
Anthrax - 5/27/2012, 8:13 PM
LOL zobie apocalypse im either going to gamestop or costco most likely gamestop
kisama - 5/27/2012, 8:13 PM
yeah I took LSD once.
ironknight - 5/27/2012, 8:18 PM
Uhhh OK better start stocking up and battening down the hatches.
Spidey91 - 5/27/2012, 8:20 PM
prepare the chainsaws! D:
DEADP0000L - 5/27/2012, 8:35 PM
HELL YEAH I CAN'T WAIT
soundwave129 - 5/27/2012, 8:57 PM

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Groovy.
StuckInPanels - 5/27/2012, 9:18 PM
Yeah this sounds like PCP or LCD.
Giznad - 5/27/2012, 10:30 PM
This is what happens when Bruce Campbell isn't in Evil Dead 4.
Hammer420 - 5/27/2012, 11:26 PM
LCD? Do you mean LSD? Clearly you know a lot about drugs and their effects, I'm guessing you get your info from Drug Free America ads. PCP or even the crack form of coke sound more likely than acid, which is leads more towards listening to music and watching "labyrinth" on repeat than attempted cannibalism.
JillValenfield - 5/28/2012, 2:54 AM
No...way!!! Maybe Umbrella is real!?! I really hope that this is a joke, cause Im really scared right now...:s
felixxx - 5/28/2012, 5:37 AM
Shoot for the head and double tap!
kisama - 5/28/2012, 11:00 PM
in another artical it said police believed it to be a cocaine psychosis... so yeah
Antfinn88 - 5/29/2012, 5:16 AM
No I'm sorry but LSD is not going to make you eat a mans face off. You might trip pretty hard but it's not like movies portray it to be. Drugs can influence people to fight, kill, even rape other people but drugs don't make people eat other people. Next time a homeless man asks for some change you better think twice before saying no!
arachnidzpr7 - 5/31/2012, 7:14 AM
ooww shit It would be awsom if a zombie apocalypce really did happen
BufmBurd - 3/6/2013, 5:57 PM
A'yo Ant.. I'm with you there. I was put down with bout 640 hours of "sid" and went out driving with several agendas. there's nothing on the table I wouldn't do in those days and all of my media preferances were less than enriching (zombies, occult horror, ect...) and eating faces and throwing my own intestines was NEVER an option...There's a cover-up in there! Canada's military is currently running zombie drills. Don't know what it means but there's a real history. Look for NY times best seller "The Zombie Survival Guide" real talk!

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