Director Joss Whedon announced at Whedonesque.com that he has finally cast the role of Wonder Woman! Or then maybe he's just starting another Internet rumor?
Jessica Rose, the New Zealand actress who fooled the Internet crowd with her portrayal of a horny 15-year-old YouTuber named LonelyGirl15, is the new Amazonian Princess! That according to a very cheeky Joss Whedon.
Holy Mother of Oats! I turn my back for five minutes (that's how long it takes to admire my lovely back) and the interweb goes banoonoos! Isn't there any ACTUAL news to get wrong? Sorry about all this; it might be best if I just stay off the computer for a while. Or just glut the feed with wild conjecture. Hmm, let's see... I'm me, so... let's glut! Here are some ABSOLUTELY TRUE statements of factiness. Gentlemen, start your websites.
1) Wonder Woman has finally been cast. To no one's surprise, we eschewed all those tired movie and TV personalities and cast the interweb star "Lonelygirl", or whatever her actual name is. Congratulations, whomever! .............When the two worlds align and something actually happens, whatever it is, you guys know I'll be on this site as soon as I'm allowed to be. And I'll be very very clear. There is no news. Not never, just now. I'm off to lunch with Lonelygirl.