In case you're still interested in his early attempt at an April Fools article, it is below. BTW, any submissions of "fake news" except on 4/1 will get you banned from CBM, so please, no copy cats.
Just got back from a press conference tonight with Beyonce and she spoke of a few upcoming movie projects. The last one on her list was Wonder Woman!
Yes, Wonder Woman! She said she has to meet up with the writers and directors in a couple months and things will start to pick up by mid-2010 for a late 2011 release. She said the writers were Stuart Beatti and David Elliot, the guys that wrote GI Joe: Rise of Cobra and the director was John Moore, the guy that directed Max Payne.
Go ahead. Chew away!!