UPDATED: Beyonce Wonder Woman Announcement a Hoax

Ex-Contributor "Resurrection" has come clean and admitted in the comments section that he made this story up to impress his girlfriend. The fraud has cost him his account, but by the looks of the "confirm or debunk" votes, he didn't fool you saavy CBMers.
In case you're still interested in his early attempt at an April Fools article, it is below. BTW, any submissions of "fake news" except on 4/1 will get you banned from CBM, so please, no copy cats.

Just got back from a press conference tonight with Beyonce and she spoke of a few upcoming movie projects. The last one on her list was Wonder Woman!

Yes, Wonder Woman! She said she has to meet up with the writers and directors in a couple months and things will start to pick up by mid-2010 for a late 2011 release. She said the writers were Stuart Beatti and David Elliot, the guys that wrote GI Joe: Rise of Cobra and the director was John Moore, the guy that directed Max Payne.

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10/5/2009

837 Comments

THIS IS BULLSHIT.
GUNSMITH - 10/5/2009, 8:39 PM
What he said.
StrangemannX09 - 10/5/2009, 8:49 PM
This just can't be true...beyonce's great and all but not for WW
FlashFact - 10/5/2009, 8:52 PM
STFU!! Beyonce Im ok with. The others, STFU!
Betty - 10/5/2009, 8:53 PM
If this is true it is very dissapointing even for a marvel fan me and many other if this happens it will destroy JLA forever.Man just ahother Elvis cant act but is in movies.

Weiner123 - 10/5/2009, 8:53 PM
Man Kanye West is really an ass maybe she says that cuz of him cuz they dont give blacks a chance but if you dont fit the character sorry but the truth hurts.
Weiner123 - 10/5/2009, 8:59 PM

MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 9:05 PM
She is awful for the part. She can't act. Just look at obsessed. The day this movie get's made with beyonce, is the day I completely lose my faith in WB.
supermarioworldE - 10/5/2009, 9:07 PM
Damn, Multi, You're quick!
supermarioworldE - 10/5/2009, 9:08 PM
thats so stupid just like the rumor that eddie murphy is playing Riddler... no offence but Wonder Woman is WHITE SHE IS AN AMAZON! not and african there is a difference
DTLSinger - 10/5/2009, 9:09 PM
Physically, shes perfect for WW. I mean, its not as if WW is any real race anyway, the Amazonians are a mythical race! And I guess she's supposed to have a Greek look..but that wouldn't bother me. What would, is that i don't think shes a strong enough actress to pull it off.

And like Betty, the other stuff disturbs me more! Writers of GI Joke? I thought they had to be shipped back to the Amazon to rejoin their monkey pals. Director of Max Payne? Please tell me this is bullshit!
RorMachine - 10/5/2009, 9:09 PM
Don't just look at obsessed, look at every movie she's been in. She's hot, and she can sing if you like her music, but that's about it. Austin Powers = terrible , Dreamgirls = terrible, Pink Panther = way below terrible. WB will not get my money if she is Wonder Woman. I have no problem with her, but her in movies.
Tobuttica - 10/5/2009, 9:10 PM
please no this would be another catwoman
batcavepwnsphonebooth - 10/5/2009, 9:11 PM
@super: Gotta be in it to win it, bro! Around you jokers, I need all the speed I can muster :)
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 9:12 PM
Well, at least she would have JLA ghetto booty
KillerOfSaints - 10/5/2009, 9:14 PM
Since when are amazonianz Black,KillerOfSaints lol ghetto booty thats so funny haha
Weiner123 - 10/5/2009, 9:17 PM
lol, this sounds fake as hell. Like some fanboy just fabricated our biggest nightmare and chose the prospective WW movie to manifest it. If this is true however... damn this is gonna suck.

For the record, I'd march another mile on Multi's nuts to insert my penis into Beyonce's vagina ;)

Multi, check my post on this article:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/stuffthatrock/news/?a=10580
It's the article where a digital war started between you and 'Karen' lol, I added my 2 cents and I'd like you and the others who were a part of it to read it.
TheMyth - 10/5/2009, 9:19 PM
This news is so bad it has to be fake. If its not fake, someone's gonna go postal!

Stay close to your TV is this verified.
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 9:21 PM
Leets see now Will Smith as Captain America,Beyonce as Wonder Woman,Barack Obama as Superman,Eddie Murphy as Riddler,Gary Coleman as Yoda,Kanye West as a DoucheBag,P Diddy as Tony Start,A Black Jesus Christ man man man.
Weiner123 - 10/5/2009, 9:23 PM
@Myth: Go to hell! My family jewels haven't recovered from the LAST time you road marched over them for a piece of ass!


I'll check the article out now, bro.
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 9:24 PM
.... just waiting for someone to play the race card. I know it's coming any time now.
DarthMulder - 10/5/2009, 9:25 PM
Lets do some math.
G.I. Joe was a crap fest.
Max Payne was lukewarm at best.
An Actress so completely wrong for a part.
How can this not make butt loads of money?
weapon925 - 10/5/2009, 9:26 PM
Rorschach-

1: According to Comicbook mythos she's a Greek.
2: According to Myth (or Legend), she's Scythian according to Herodotus.

Either way, her facial features and skin tone betray her lineage to Africa. That is messed up, dude! By your reckoning, Will Smith could be better cast as Supes than Beyonce as WW!
C'mon, I think you response is revealing that you really don't care for the character or the comic. I suppose I'm a little worked up on your response because I typically respect your judgements in these areas.
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 9:29 PM
@Multi, Do you sleep? I swear you've been online since yesterday. And you're still beating me at the typing game!

@Darth, it already has

@Weapon925, Not even god-like advertising would get that movie any money
supermarioworldE - 10/5/2009, 9:32 PM
I'm not as worried about beyonce as I am about the writers, I mean come on G.I. Joe!? I've never seen her act but wonder woman is one role where I don't think race is that important, sure she was white in the comics but she's a member of a mythical race so it wouldn't be terrible to retcon her a bit. Wonder Woman was always just a pretty superman so it doesn't matter if she's black and beautiful or white and beautiful. I've never seen her act, but there have been plenty of surprise hits so if her casting pans out to be true you won't hear me complain.
thwhtGuardian - 10/5/2009, 9:32 PM
Well if this is happening.....lets get Will Smith as Captain America
MercWitaMouth88 - 10/5/2009, 9:33 PM
AND YOU GUYS THOUGHT SETH ROGEN AS GREEN HORNET WAS BAD, HAHAAHAHAAHA, shit, this sucks.
ClintEastwood - 10/5/2009, 9:34 PM
@Phin: I think the point he is trying to make (hopefully) is that the Wonder Woman CHARACTER that from DC comics is, and has always been portrayed, as be Caucasian. Is it so wrong for a fan to want to see a comic character they love brought to life as true to the source material as possible?
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 9:34 PM
I like Beyonce and all but she is the wrong choice for Wonder Woman, this is not for her.
Bandrews1 - 10/5/2009, 9:36 PM
To be fair, Elvis was a good actor. King Creole and Jailhouse proved that. He was just never allowed to do anything serious because of the image his people wanted him to keep.
ViperXX79 - 10/5/2009, 9:36 PM
Phinehas, I think the sentiment about beyonce is mostly due to how bad the writers are, she is literally the least troubling thing attached to this picture.
If she acted well you could ignore the fact that it was a different take on WW but with bad writing all you can do is hope for a decent reboot in 5-10 years.
thwhtGuardian - 10/5/2009, 9:36 PM
What kind of shit is this ... WW is greek not Black ... WTF... GREEK ... shall i say it one more time GREEK... Stupid mother [frick]ers... That's it i'm going to make a Beyonce movie and have the whitest girl on the planet star in it as Beyonce ...

Don't get me wrong she is hot as hell but still
thegreek - 10/5/2009, 9:36 PM
NOOOOOO! OK...the Beyonce thing is bad enough, but the writers and director? I'd rather pluck out my own pubes than watch them rape this character! This had damn well better be fake!
ecksmanfan - 10/5/2009, 9:36 PM
@ Ecksman - LMAO ... So true so very true... it will flop if they do this horse shit
thegreek - 10/5/2009, 9:38 PM

Weiner123 - 10/5/2009, 9:38 PM
and ViperXX79 youre right
Weiner123 - 10/5/2009, 9:41 PM
@Myth: Very well versed response. Thank you for your kind comments :) they never fall upon deaf ears.

As to the issue of why I am apposed to marijuana, let me say this: I am not only a military man, but also a law enforcement officer. Being that the use, purchase and distribution of marijuana is currently illegal, I am obligated to be apposed to it. Now, please, don't ask me if I've ever tried it in my life, because I will not answer the question. I do not mean to disrespect people who choose to partake in it's consumption, but I do not respect the fact that people are willing to openly brag about using it. It is against the law. I have an obligation to uphold that law.

Secondly, I am a father of two. Activities such as drug use and intoxication have a different meaning to me now from when I was a frat boy in college. I have to try to protect my children from the dangers that are in society, especially the illegal ones. Hopefully that helps clear your mind.
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 9:44 PM
physically she is NOT great for WW. WW needs to have (some) muscle.

@ MultiPurposePoni: I agree with you. If you are a police officer (my grandfather was cheif of police for 20 years, my cousin is the Captain, and my Uncle is a deputy). You always have to uphold that image. Its important. I also hold that true with the use of alcohol, which is every bit as harmful and dangerous as pot, and probably alot more so.
So many people ignore the dangers of alcohol because it is legal, but my father was killed on the side of the road, and alcohol was to blame.

Of course I can also weigh the consequences. A good cop, imo, isnt worried about marijuana busts as much as they are about protecting people from killers and rapists and violant crimes etc. It isnt worth it to bust a nice family over a bag a pot, when there are peple smoking crack and shooting each other just on the other side of the tracks.
Jojo Risin - 10/5/2009, 9:53 PM
She's a big fan of the character. But this seems like bad idea on all levels.

The Guy who wrote G.I. JOE

+

The Guy who directed Max Payne

+

Beyonce as Wonder Woman

=
Diaster.
Michael Galusick - 10/5/2009, 9:54 PM
Wow, sound like another Catwoman in the making.
WeaponX - 10/5/2009, 9:57 PM
Folks...time for some education,

The Greeks learn pretty much learned and mimiced EVERYTHING from African culture...Ethiopian, Egyptian, etc. (Homer even wrote that Zeus and all the gods would go to Ethiopia to fellowship, learn and party).

Nonetheless, Wonder Woman has always been protrayed and illustrated as an ethnic woman (dark hair, curly hair, full lips, full figured, etc.) Lynda Carter is actually hispanic and she made a great WW on TV. I think its time to be open to different concepts and imaginings of our iconic heros and heroines.

So, while Beyonce is beautiful and would be a great look for WW (bad acting aside), I personally think the absolute best option to play WW is... SERENA WILLIAMS!

Just look at her physicality and athletic ability. Is she not built like a "mythical" Amazon would be? She could lean out, and imagine fight scenes with her on screen against robots, or Ares?... And yes, I'd probably have her rock some dreds in the movie, not straightened or curly hair. Probably would have her rock a futuristic version of the classic JLA skirted uniform for the movie and then transition into a full bodysuit of light armor.

That would be tight son!...
CROVL - 10/5/2009, 10:01 PM
Multi, your a man after my own heart dude.

I mean my point of view is a little different from mine, but like you I am also opposed to drug use/traficking

I hate drugs and absolutely do not support any notion of legalization of anything. If not for the fact that I ocasionally sip red wine with my wife, I would be considered completely Straight Edge.
DarthMulder - 10/5/2009, 10:04 PM
physically she is NOT great for WW. WW needs to have (some) muscle.
Jojo Risin - 10/5/2009, 10:04 PM
Folks...time for some education,

The Greeks learn pretty much learned and mimiced EVERYTHING from African culture...Ethiopian, Egyptian, etc. (Homer even wrote that Zeus and all the gods would go to Ethiopia to fellowship, learn and party).

Nonetheless, Wonder Woman has always been protrayed and illustrated as an ethnic woman (dark hair, curly hair, full lips, full figured, etc.) Lynda Carter is actually hispanic and she made a great WW on TV. I think its time to be open to different concepts and imaginings of our iconic heros and heroines.

So, while Beyonce is beautiful and would be a great look for WW (bad acting aside), I personally think the absolute best option to play WW is... SERENA WILLIAMS!

Just look at her physicality and athletic ability. Is she not built like a "mythical" Amazon would be? She could lean out, and imagine fight scenes with her on screen against robots, or Ares?... And yes, I'd probably have her rock some dreds in the movie, not straightened or curly hair. Probably would have her rock a futuristic version of the classic JLA skirted uniform for the movie and then transition into a full bodysuit of light armor.

That would be tight son!...
CROVL - 10/5/2009, 10:06 PM
MPP-

"Is it so wrong for a fan to want to see a comic character they love brought to life as true to the source material as possible?"

That's precisely what is upsetting me about everyone's flippant attitude. If it were Superman, more people would be up in arms about it. I know that people are duplicitous when it comes to race. Otherwise, there is little reason to not change everyone to look like Fat Albert and the Junkyard gang! Why go after such a beloved character for multicultural/PC sensibilities?

How's Hawkman's popularity?
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:06 PM
@CROVL: You had me with you for a minute. . . until you went completely off the reservation. Tweaking the character is fine and all. . but you're talking about a complete reimagining of an iconic character. What comic ever had a WW that looked like Serena Williams? The studio that backs that kind of drastic change will be loosing fans by the hundreds.
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 10:07 PM
@Phin: Sorry bro, I meant that comment for Ror. Please forward it on for me :)
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 10:08 PM
Crovl, in the spirit of the new administration, you have to share what you're smoking with everyone! Now, pass it around!!!
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:09 PM
WORST NEWS EVER!!! nuff said
peterparker420 - 10/5/2009, 10:10 PM
Marlon Wayans for Wally West!!!

I'm sure the speed force derives from somewhere in sub-sahara Africa!
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:11 PM
lol@ Phineas
DarthMulder - 10/5/2009, 10:14 PM
oh its a sad day indeed.... :(
WarNoodle - 10/5/2009, 10:16 PM
Weiner, lol, if you think that Christ was a white man your [frick]ing retard. I am by no means a religious person or even spiritual in any manner. Hell, many would call me an Atheist, but I do enjoy studies of theology so I can argue with ignorant fanatics.

Multi, I can respect that. I do agree that it is immature and disrespectful to flaunt one's disregard for the legal status of it by bragging about their habitual use. Just like with alcohol, there are those who use responsibly, and those who abuse foolishly. But enough of that, as an officer, I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable with me because of a differing point of view on such a serious subject. I think your a cool guy even if you arrest people for something I see nothing wrong with (had to take my shot there, I mean, your a cop and we're online, hehe, E-THUG!)

Jojo Risen, You have a very good point. There is an integrity in that occupation that has to be upheld. Fallacy would completely destroy the authority, and I would imagine it takes discipline to maintain such integrity. I speculate the most difficult part would be separating personal feeling from the authority, but I've never been an officer so that's just my thoughts.
TheMyth - 10/5/2009, 10:17 PM
You have a point Plinehas, changing a character to fit an ethnic demographic is wrong. My stance has always been that if you're upset that there aren't any characters that look like you then you should go out and create some that represent you and your culture and not retcon another character to fit your needs. To bend a character out of his or her true self is not only demeaning to the character but also to yourself for by doing so you don't really get a black or asian or latin character you only get a hero with a different skin color but with out the traits that make your own ethnicity unique.

That said I'm less disturbed by wonder woman's race than the director and writers. I can deal with miscasting but the other stuff is inexcusible you need a good director and an excellent script for WW. In many ways WW is similar to Thor in that it should have an epic and other worldly feel, however it cannot be to far removed from humanity. It essentially needs a perfect script and a classically trained director something that the above proposal is lacking, which is a larger problem than casting.

Here's hope this never sees the light of day.
thwhtGuardian - 10/5/2009, 10:19 PM
Darth Mulder,
Of course, the only logical person for Barry Allen would be Keenan Ivory Wayans.
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:21 PM
OH HELL TO THE [frick]ING NO! MALDITA [frick]ING SEA LA PUTA CABRONA ESA. MAN, DONT START THIS SHIT AGAIN. BEYONCE IS UNIDENTIFIABLE ON SOOOOOO MANY LEVELS.

PHIN... YOU READY?
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 10:24 PM
DC HAS FEW MOVIES THAT COME OUT, THEY ARE KNIT PICKY..BEING TOO CAREFUL AFTER SUPERMAN RETURNS..AND THEN YOU DO THIS..FU&$@!@$%%#@@!!!MUTH@#$^$#@!SON OF A %$@$!
GUNSMITH - 10/5/2009, 10:24 PM
thwhtknight- I appreciate that, TWK. Everything about this article is so fouled up, it can't be real. I don't believe it. But more than the article's disturbing information, is everyone's "beyonce? Who cares?! The writers and directors are bad" WTF??? Everything is equally bad. I mean EQUALLY! That is why I don't buy it.
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:25 PM
KIR-

Welcome to the freak show!!!
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:26 PM
SuperMike is an asshole!!!
CaptainAmerica - 10/5/2009, 10:26 PM
Multi, I can respect that. I do agree that it is immature and disrespectful to flaunt one's disregard for the legal status of it by bragging about their habitual use. Just like with alcohol, there are those who use responsibly, and those who abuse foolishly. But enough of that, as an officer, I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable with me because of a differing point of view on such a serious subject. I think your a cool guy even if you arrest people for something I love (had to take my shot there, I mean, your a cop and we're online, hehe, E-THUG!)
TheMyth - 10/5/2009, 10:27 PM
I just knew this had merit. There is just too much power behind getting her on this role. Its the "in" thing and now we have to watch it crash and burn. This will further delay getting the proper film she deserves. So many other characters and no it had to be Wonder Woman.

And WB thinks this will be a winner? Catwoman guys, Catwoman!

I do believe that a black female superhero would be a good thing but not this character.
JYCowboy - 10/5/2009, 10:27 PM
not my ideal choice but oookkkkaaayyyy.

shadowboxer - 10/5/2009, 10:28 PM
I THINK ITS CBM ORCHESTRATING THIS SHIT FOR THE OBVIOUS AND KNOWN REACTIONS THIS WOULD BRING.

YA GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND UP IN HERE

PHIN: LETS DO THIS!
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 10:28 PM
Maybe Jay Z can play her love interest.
supermarioworldE - 10/5/2009, 10:29 PM
NO ITS NOT OKAY. [frick]ING VIXEN WASNT A WHITE WOMAN. STORM ISNT SWEDISH BLOND CHICK! WTF?! I DONT SEE THEM MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT BLACK PANTHER STARRING GEORGE [frick]ING CLOONEY! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! AND WHY BEYONCE? SHE CANT ACT HER WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG! THEY WENT FROM MEGAN GALE, JESSICA BIEL TO BEYONCE? MAN!!!
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 10:32 PM
Precisely, JT! CATWOMAN!!! Man, they are the the dumbest rich people on the planet!!!

KIR- Sister, I've been waiting for you to start swingin' that Puerto Rican sword of yours!!! LOL
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:32 PM
Oooo...good one, KIR!
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:33 PM
DAM YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY...I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS
THIS ISNT MY NUMBER ONE CHOICE BUT BEFORE EVERYONE WAS GOING ON ABOUT HOW WB AND DC ARENT DOING ANYTHING WITH THESE PROPERTIES AND NOW WHEN WE DO GET SOME NEWS YOU GUYS HAVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEN TOO LOL I WOULD BE MORE MAD ABOUT THE WRITERS AND DIRECTOR CAUSE BOTH GI JOE AND MAX PAYNE SUCKED!!! YOU GUYS WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED LOL
bestofdabest899 - 10/5/2009, 10:35 PM
PHIN: I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE THE SONG: DEAD AND GONE!

IT DONT MAKE NO SENSE. OF ALL THE MORE QUALIFIED, WONDER WOMAN LOOK ALIKE THEY HAVE AND THEY GO WITH BEYONCE? IS THERE A SHORTAGE IN HOLLYWOOD I DONT KNOW ABOUT?
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 10:37 PM
bestofdabest899-

So let me get this straight, changing the very appearance of WW from what it had been for the last 60 years, and you're accusing us of being malcontents? What's wrong with you???

Would you say that if it were Lucy Liu and we were pissed? Howabout Janeane Garafalo?

Troll!
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 10:38 PM
next we will have some loon calling us all racest because we don't accept her for this role. pfft

Makes my purest blood boil. Great Linda Carter, what the hell was DC Entertainment created for?
JYCowboy - 10/5/2009, 10:40 PM
BEST: DONT TALK ABOUT SATISFACTION, PLEASE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING- DO IT RIGHT- OR BETTER TO NOT DO IT AT ALL. I RATHER THE MOVIE NEVER MAKE THE LIGHT OF DAY THAN TO SEE WONDER WOMAN PORTRAYED SO ERRONEOUSLY WITHOUT THOUGHT OR CARE TO HER ICONIC IMAGE. SHE WOULD HAVE COMPLETELY AND IRREVOCABLY LOST HER IDENTITY. IT WOULD CEASE TO BE A WONDER WOMAN MOVIE.
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 10:41 PM
Jay Z for John Stewart! Yeah, this has gotta be bunk. It's just too perfectly bad. Except for Beyonce, love her. I would let her stomp my eyeballs out! I would eat a bowl of chili out of her...
Betty - 10/5/2009, 10:43 PM
BTW, Beyonce works hard for the money. I think she would work her ass (yes) off to make it right.
Betty - 10/5/2009, 10:45 PM
yeah I think this is all bs but still my point stands she's the least worrisome of the whole thing.
thwhtGuardian - 10/5/2009, 10:46 PM
HOW BETTY? HOW?! SHE'S BLACK. WONDER WOMAN IS NOT. THE MOVIE ALREADY STARTED OFF WRONG.
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 10:47 PM
Why not just make her Storm instead?

Storm Pictures, Images and Photos
MovieTheaterLad - 10/5/2009, 10:48 PM
Because we already had an actor play storm badly
supermarioworldE - 10/5/2009, 10:50 PM
Well then let's get someone else!
MovieTheaterLad - 10/5/2009, 10:52 PM
MOVIE THEATERLAD: "WHY NOT MAKE HER STORM?" YA THINK?! THEY ARE SELLING OUT MY MOST FAVORITE AND CHERISHED SUPERHERO THATS WHY. (please excuse me at the moment)

Beyonce? Well let's break it down.

1) She can't act.

2) Thinks fighting is like dancing

3) She is only 5' 6¼" (1.68 m)

4) She is black, WONDER WOMAN IS NOT.

5) She is "begging for the role"

******Wonder Woman doesnt beg SHE COMMANDS*******

6) She thinks "it's time for a Black Wonder Woman" SHE SAID IN ANOTHER ARTICLE.

She doesnt understand what it means to be Wonder Woman so how can she portray her on the screen?
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 10:55 PM
UM, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just becuase shes negocaiting to be in the movie doesnt mean shes WW. She can have a lesser part in the movie but trust me when I say this, there is NO WAY IN HELLl they are making her the lead.

Also, there is no way in hades that they will make WW a black chic. No offense, but they will NOT give the lead to homegirl. SORRY!! Aint happening.
brianj22 - 10/5/2009, 10:57 PM
All I can say is Serena Williams has been a Wonder Woman on the court, she could easily wield a sword instead of a racket in the movie.

So if the Greeks can use blacks and Ethiopians and Nubians as the models for their gods and goddess, I think Serena could do Wonder Woman justice.

BTW, just because most of our iconic characters are predominantly white (which I don't have a problem with), just like the Greeks, there was probably/possibly a person of color who inspired the creator of the hero.

The Flash = Jesse Owens
Wonder Woman = Bessie Coleman / Amelia Earhart
Captain America = Tuskegee Airmen / Negro WWII regiments


CROVL - 10/5/2009, 10:59 PM
WILL SMITH WAS TOLD HE WAS THOUGHT OF TO TAKE THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA...HE SAID NO..NOW THINK WHY HE SAID IT AND YOU'LL SEE WHY THIS IDEA ISNT RUNNING SMOOTHLY TO LONG TIME FANS.
GUNSMITH - 10/5/2009, 11:03 PM
CROVL-

I bet there's a cloud of smoke about a foot thick just below your ceiling, isn't there?

"So if the Greeks can use blacks and Ethiopians and Nubians as the models for their gods and goddess, I think Serena could do Wonder Woman justice."

Ummmm, that is wildly speculative. Most of ancient civilizations had various similar gods.
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 11:06 PM
brianj22: you're right, you're right. you talked me down. thank you. its true. maybe another role. even though i rather she be NO WHERE NEAR THE MOVIE. I want people to take the movie serious and not think austing powers type crap.

crovl: do you want me to hurt you? The creator was not white. if he wanted or intended Wonder Woman to be black he would have made her that way when he first created her. Since he did not, and since he didnt object how she was drawn in the comics and tv shows logic demands he was happy how he wrote her up in 1941.

NO Serena could not do Wonder Woman justice. In what way could she be qualified other than her tennis arm? That just doesnt make ANY sense.
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 11:06 PM
"So if the Greeks can use blacks and Ethiopians and Nubians as the models for their gods and goddess, I think Serena could do Wonder Woman justice."

highly speculative indeed since the colors they used werent so much the color of the person but the level of POWER they held.
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 11:08 PM
Keepitreal, Beyonce can act fairly well. You should've seen her in Cadillac Records and Dream Girls.
MovieTheaterLad - 10/5/2009, 11:08 PM
Sorry guys! I missed too much! My wife decided to show me who REALLY should play Wonder Woman :)))

First things first:

@CROVL - Next you're going to say Stephen Colbert should play Captain America because of his American values.

You're a tool.

NEXT

@Myth - You're the man, just stop stepping on my nuts.

@KIR - Oye mija, calmate ya o te pongo en una wawa pa San Juan


MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:10 PM
if it had been crybaby ass taylor swift things wouldve been fine first off beyonce is sexy has the perfect body for ww.......ww has an ass in the comics so quess if not beyonce she would still have to be any race but white LOL
jadaqwest - 10/5/2009, 11:11 PM
movietheater: yeah she actually did alright in that movie. it wasnt too bad. but then again it wsnt that much of a stretch with it being the part of a singer. their really wsnt too much she had to do there. Her role wasnt that big and the loud talking and cursing really wasnt all that hard to do.
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 11:13 PM
yes because having an ass is what Wonder woman is all about. and why would she have to be any race but white. If she is not white she defintely aint black either.

multi: im from the boogie down. =P
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 11:15 PM
@jadaqwest - "ww has an ass in the comics so quess if not beyonce she would still have to be any race but white "

So, in that case, Marvel should get a guy with a big ass tumor on his forehead to play the Leader.

You and CROVL should go into a corner and color now.
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:16 PM
I don't mind the Beyonce thing... much.

What I DO MIND is the GI JOE WRITERS and the MAX PAYNE DIRECTOR in the same sentence as the Wonder Woman movie. THAT IS BULLSHIT.
LexLuthor - 10/5/2009, 11:16 PM
I think Black Volt or Cyborg should be played by Matthew Perry and Dax Sheppard.

I mean, why not? It was an Austrian that was the father of electricity as we know it. But I'm sure you'll conjure up an African that did first, CROVL! LOL
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 11:17 PM
no no no no nO nO nO nO nO No No No No No No No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

HAWK out
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:21 PM
How've ya been ol' Hawk buddy! Nice avatar. There some bodies here that need to be freed from their malfunctioning heads. HAVE AT IT!!!!
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 11:23 PM
@Phin. I know man. I have been busy with work and all, got a big project going with some of the other users on here.

What the hell is this, have I woken up in a parralell universe or some shit?

Beyonce can't act. END . OF . STORY.

I'm honestly surprised Real hasn't had a heart attack.

Beyonce can't be it!

I would be fine if it was at least a black actress with some merit, not some singer.

And Wonder Woman isn't black, if anything she is Greek. So get a good Greek actress like Dimitria Matsouka (can't spell it.) or at least someone with some skill.

Come one what about Jodi Lynn oKeefe? both her and Beyonce can't be Wonder Woman.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:28 PM
This blows.
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:29 PM
KeepItReal: Weje yo soy de San Juan! Boricua!
LexLuthor - 10/5/2009, 11:29 PM
God not this thread again.
Shadowelfz - 10/5/2009, 11:29 PM
Kanye West for Green Arrow!

He's the voice of a generation, yo.

What do you thing CROVL?
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:29 PM
@KIR: Dale un chancletazo!
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:31 PM
its true what they say: the freaks come out at night.

the like or dislike is now at 22 to 1. I they are using this site as a ticker to see how she would fair of the fans being receptive of her as Wonder Woman i dont think she got it!
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 11:31 PM
@Real. Pleeeeeeeeeeease say this is all a bad dream! There go all of my hopes for a GOOD WW movie.

We have to think abotu this... we need a plan...
What would Brian Boitano do?



THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:34 PM
Hawk, this is so preposterous, I have decided to mock it with further DC castings like MPP.

I got Keenan Ivory Wayans as Barry Allen, and Marlon as Wally. Will Smith as Superman. Rampage Jackson as the brooding Batman.

Any further suggestions?
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 11:34 PM
Kanye West as Aquaman, he's already a gayfish...
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:36 PM
Ooo! Wayne Brady for... wait he'd actually be good at that nevermind... so who whats to go play swallow the stuff under the sink?
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:37 PM
Can he swim?
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 11:38 PM
Sorry...(slaps hand). "Bad Phin!"
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 11:39 PM
@HAWK: Brain Boitano isn't the only one to turn to for advise. You forgot the other two prongs of the Unholy Trifecta:



MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:40 PM
Denzel Washington for Black Superman!

It's true, white people love wayne brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
LexLuthor - 10/5/2009, 11:41 PM
@Phin. See for yourself..


THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:41 PM
wonder woman is white!!!!
ALmighty1080 - 10/5/2009, 11:42 PM
Dont worry Hawk:

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LexLuthor: Boricua Baby! Mi abuelito vive en Rio Pierdras.

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Multi: "Dale un chancletazo!"

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no, stiletos so i can stick it up their ass..sideways...

phin: this is what needs to be said to Bey! and the people of WB

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KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 11:43 PM
@Lex - You're WAY off!

Denzel Washington for Lex Luthor!
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:43 PM
@MPP. I didn't forget, it's just even thinking about all three of them at once will cost you a year of life, because of their shear overwellming awesomeness
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:43 PM
@MPP> I can actually see that. We had the Kurgan voice a black Lex on the Supes TV show.

@Real. We a plan, it has to be cool... Hwo cna we n=blame for this?
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:45 PM
Where did CROVL go off to? I've got great news for him!

Shaquille O'Neal just tweeted that he's up for the role the Thing!

You know. . . because he's big.
MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:46 PM



THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:48 PM
@MPP. No. Don't encourage guys like that just ignore them like we do the squid in the kitchen.

@Real. Nice. i thought Jen was the only woman on here that posted pics of other girls in compromising and ar...exc...interesting poses.
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:49 PM
@Multi: True I was way off with Denzel. Denzel for black Lex Luthor!

I thought Shaq was Steel.

We need a Shaq Fu movie ASAP.
LexLuthor - 10/5/2009, 11:50 PM
hawk: ;)

where did everybody go? gg
KeepItReal - 10/5/2009, 11:51 PM
@KIR - This is where


MultiPurposePoni - 10/5/2009, 11:53 PM
@REal. I'm not sure... I fear that the horrible news will lead to mass suicide, riots in the streets, a thousand days of darkness. All until the holy trinity (Norris, Hasselhoff, Boitano) step in and end the nightmare and ease us of our pain by ending the world... In 2012
THEHAWK - 10/5/2009, 11:57 PM
I say no. I thought she was funny in Austin Powers and have not seen Dreamgirls. She has no facial range in my opinion. I think it would come off as just a blaxploitation film (see Catwoman) because I think whoever does it will make it suck.
TonyPaintball - 10/5/2009, 11:58 PM
Hawk,
According to CROVL, we haven't been blaming Canada. We've been blaming Africa! Africa is soooo underrated. There's no sufficient reason on why international tourism isn't higher.
Phinehas - 10/5/2009, 11:59 PM
hawk.... idk what to even say. It just doesnt make sense, its stupid, they're selling out and trying to be pc not knowing in their pc efforts they're being even less than that.

tonypaintball: "I think it would come off as just a blaxploitation film" exactly.
KeepItReal - 10/6/2009, 12:01 AM
@Phin. Screw Africa! After what they did to those Prawns, I will never look at that continent the same!

i say we solve all of this by throwing CHuck Norris into play.

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THEHAWK - 10/6/2009, 12:02 AM
I wouldn't mind dying with her legs around my head, there's something to wonder about.
ASSASSIN666 - 10/6/2009, 12:04 AM
Chuck Norris vs. DC Entertainment.

It'll be easy, or real easy.
Phinehas - 10/6/2009, 12:05 AM
@Real. Exactly, they are showing how bad things have gotten. everything has to be pc, but in the end they are sacrificing the art, and THAT is what matters.
THEHAWK - 10/6/2009, 12:05 AM
Guys, guys, GUYS! RELAX!

Any minute now, back up will arrive. .

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MultiPurposePoni - 10/6/2009, 12:06 AM
. . . and if sh*t REALLY hits the fan, holla atcha boi!!!!

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MultiPurposePoni - 10/6/2009, 12:08 AM
@Phin. It wouldn't even happen. Chuck Norris would just look at DC and rub his beard and DC would be erased from history. The end.
THEHAWK - 10/6/2009, 12:09 AM
@Phonyass, Keeping it Real Dumb and MultiPurposePunk,

I thought this site was about expressing thougths and opinions...but let's be factual, just the facts.

First, disregard your fear about me "Blackening up" our superheroes (you guys are so reactionary to my ideas, I'm sure you Fear a Black Planet...but that's a discussion I don't think you all are intelligent enough to have).

I'm totally okay with the iconic heroes remaining white and support that, I just think it would be interesting and could work if the characters were given a different perspective on their racial appearance.

Just let me point out a few true heroes that have inspired...

The first (hue)mans were people of color, African, black
Moses = Man of color, black
Pharoah = Man of color, African, black
Samson = Hercules = Man of color, black

and yes,

Iesvs = Yeshua = Jesus = Man of color, African, black
(described with "feet of bronze and hair like wool"...)


CROVL - 10/6/2009, 12:11 AM
I don't comment much cause I normally get myself into trouble, please don't let this happen if ever the guys WB have listened to the fans let it be now....DON'T DO THIS!!!!!
Lizid - 10/6/2009, 12:11 AM
Wizard Magazine reported this months ago, and like everything else they report...it won't happen.
Velox - 10/6/2009, 12:13 AM
well if it is true, this movie will make less than both Elektra and the Halle Berry Catwoman. no one will go see her try to act, especially in a role that she doesn't fit.
l0rdleg0las - 10/6/2009, 12:17 AM
Multi- Losing one's mind is a sure sign you have earned your place among the other whack jobs on this site. Wear your scars proudly, girls of all ages like scars.
ASSASSIN666 - 10/6/2009, 12:17 AM
@CROVL. What are you on? Moses was not black, he was Jewish.

Pharoh (more than one dumbass) = Black (Depends on which pharoh's many of them were Greek and Roman as well.

Samson= Jew

Hercules= Greek

Jesus =Jew

As I have said before I am fine with Black actors portraying white characters, if they pick a good actor.
THEHAWK - 10/6/2009, 12:19 AM
I lost my mind years ago.. I think it is in a drawer somewhere, but I'm not sure where.

But anyway insanity and stupidity are two different things.
THEHAWK - 10/6/2009, 12:21 AM
Crovl. i have no problem with anyone that isn't white. i just don't like the idea of changing up a character just to fit who ends up playing that character.

i like Will Smith but i would go ape shit if he ended up playing Captain America, not because he is black, but because the character is white.

i feel the same way with Beyonce, and also have the added dislike because she isn't a very good actress as well.

trying to fit her in as Wonder Woman, would be like casting Brad Pitt as Barack Obama in a movie. it just doesn't fit and it is stupid.
l0rdleg0las - 10/6/2009, 12:21 AM
CROVL-

"Just let me point out a few true heroes that have inspired...

The first (hue)mans were people of color, African, black
Moses = Man of color, black
Pharoah = Man of color, African, black
Samson = Hercules = Man of color, black

and yes,

Iesvs = Yeshua = Jesus = Man of color, African, black
(described with "feet of bronze and hair like wool"...) "


"Bwah hahahahhahhahahaha! Ow! OW ! Quit it!!!




Phinehas - 10/6/2009, 12:22 AM
I say we have mercy on those poor fools at DC and simply send in Chuck Norris's cat to take them out.

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THEHAWK - 10/6/2009, 12:22 AM
DOKVL: Why is it when they mention in the bible (or anywhere else) a person of "color" its automatically that they're "black"? I noticed that idians are people of color, yet they are not black. Most mexicans are of color, yet- not black. south americans..most are of color...and still NOT BLACK. Dont give me that jesus was a black man. He was dark skinned with wooly hair... sounds like an arab to me.

"The first (hue)mans were people of color, African, black
Moses = Man of color, black
Pharoah = Man of color, African, black
Samson = Hercules = Man of color, black"

unless they came straight up out of africa dont tell me they were black because they could be arab, indian, muslims.

"(you guys are so reactionary to my ideas, I'm sure you Fear a Black Planet...but that's a discussion I don't think you all are intelligent enough to have"

that was so STUPID im not even going to dignify it with an answer.

"given a different perspective on their racial appearance"

why? cause its time for that?

Then, if by your logic, we should change the identity and looks of the cast of The COlor Purple. Just to shake it up a bit, make it interesting.




KeepItReal - 10/6/2009, 12:28 AM
Correction-Hawk

Samson was a Danite.
Moses was a Levite.
Jesus is a Judahite (a jew)

These are differing tribes from the nation of Israel. Israel is Jacob. Jacob was the grandson of Abraham. Abraham came Ur. Which is Norther Iraq. Abraham was the eleventh generation from Noah. From Noah's three sons came the nations of the Earth after it was destroyed by the flood.
Phinehas - 10/6/2009, 12:28 AM
It's been said that Satan landed in Africa when he fell. I'm sure Kanye would have a problem with that too. I want to know who can really prove what color the first humans were, without this turning into a theological debate.
ASSASSIN666 - 10/6/2009, 12:29 AM
@Phin: I visited Abraham's house when I was in Iraq in 2003. He definitely needs to remodel, the place was a sh*t hole



MultiPurposePoni - 10/6/2009, 12:29 AM
@ASSASSIN: Who can? I'll tell you who can. . .

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MultiPurposePoni - 10/6/2009, 12:31 AM
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