Batman vs. Deadpool

Batman vs. Deadpool

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By SexualLobster - 1/16/2011
So with alot of discussion on DC vs Marvel characters I have yet to see Batman vs. Deadpool. These are two of my favourite 'Heros'.

My opinion is Deadpool would win, but here's why.

Deadpool much like Wolverine has healing factor, which on many occasions saves him from being shot in his face, head removal etc. He also posesses the ability to teleport, and has a large variety of swords/knives/fire arms/explosives as well as martial arts knowledge.

Batman is a human, his superpower is wealth. Batman knows just about all fighting techniques known on the planet, is extremely smart, and in top (human) physical condition. Batman also has a large ammount of gadgets like a grappling hook, batarangs, and explosives. Batman generally has 'non-lethal' gadgetry for the most part.

Here's what I think though, it would be an amazing fight. Deadpool is kinda psycho alike most of Batman's enemies, so there would be chemistry, GOOD chemistry. Batman's no pussy either so he would put up a fight in general and use his gadgets to prolong his eventual defeat and would make for some pretty awesome action. DID I FORGET!? Batman's suit can protect him from multiple dangers and would make it even more fair of a fight. Why no one has really thought about this is strange.

There is a majour issue with this though, how the balls would this plot come about? This is also something that should be discussed. Thanks for reading and commenting.
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LEEE777 - 1/16/2011, 12:32 PM
The VS go in FEATURES dude... how is this fan-fic? : P
marvel72 - 1/16/2011, 1:13 PM
healing factor,wouldn't think twice about killing batman.
InSpace - 1/16/2011, 2:05 PM
Deadpool, Batman will lose his sanity again due to deadpool revealing he is in a comic, that his parents death doesnt matter, that he doesnt matter and that there is still crime outside the comic and the world is destroying itself, and make bad puns about zurrenah (or w/e its called). Also he would get tired from beating Deadpool over and over again to a pulp and Deadpool will eventually kill him once he's all tired out.
SageMode - 1/16/2011, 3:56 PM
There's nothin Batman can do to him. Sorry. LOL
luckylu - 1/16/2011, 4:18 PM
deadpool easy. all he would have to do is shoot him in the face and if that didnt work cut his head off
ericon - 1/16/2011, 5:24 PM
Yeah, easy as shooting Batman in the face. That's why everyone with a gun beats Batman. Oh, wait...

Look, I'm a huge Deadpool fan, but Batman always wins. Batman dodges bullets, gets in close and breaks Deadpool's arms. The arms snap back into place, Batman figures out he has a healing factor, and suddenly maiming becomes an acceptable option. Batman maims Deadpool, finds out who hired him, puts the employer in prison, and now Deadpool has no reason to kill Batman, because if he does, he won't get paid for it.

The problem with these VS. deals, is that people switch between real logic and comicbook logic whenever it suits them.
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luckylu - 1/22/2011, 3:48 PM
batman dodges bullets?! HA!! ericon your just a stubborn batman fan who thinks hes invincible
Toughcookie - 1/25/2011, 5:35 AM
Deadpool hands down.

Then after so many defeats from DP .. it would be Batman till the cows come home.

Why? Because DP looses focus and attention after so many times he fights his targets.
HenryundertheC - 1/28/2011, 7:29 PM
Deadpool's name should go first...
kriswone - 2/3/2011, 6:17 AM
DEADPOOL
Jer3miah - 2/4/2011, 2:06 AM
Batman would win, d'uh. Batman would encounter Deadpool, realize the guy has extreme healing factors and run back to his cave where he'll make some kind of chemical that would weaken Deadpool. Then Batman, knowing Wade wouldn't die, would remove his head and shove it up his ass, lol. EPIC.
GreenLight - 2/8/2011, 8:55 AM
Jer3miah said it right. Batman is the greatest ninja on earth, so Mr. swords and pistols would be a walk in the park for him. After Batman defeats Deadpool, he'll head ot his Batcave to concoct a syrum that not only removes DP's healing ability, but also cures diabetes.
IcyOne - 2/10/2011, 8:06 PM
Well if one is to keep it logical, but at the same time keep it to the fact that they are comic book characters that have both already accomplished the impossible I'd have to say......

DRAW

Think about it, it would be like fighting The Joker & Death Stroke fused together with healing powers.Yes Bats has beatin them both but alone they kinda suck in their own respects. Joker can't fight but makes up for that with trickery, jokes, and insanity which makes Bats stay on his toes. Deathstroke can match every fughting move and gadget of Batman's with his own.

Bat man may be smarter but so are most if not all of DP's enemies he's faced in the past. All he really has to do is piss um off by bein himself and they [frick] up on their own. But if you've noticed DP can usually onluy win after he's been mamed or dismembered in some way. or in the case of the Suicide Kings series saved by Dare Devil.
sbdc1939 - 2/13/2011, 7:48 PM
Batman wins because of what he would do to some one he knew he couldnt kill. That would be like superman going at someone with all of his power.Batman knows lethal techiques but cannot use them because of his moral code.
GekoSoul - 5/15/2011, 10:25 AM
Deadpool would win hands down in several ways...
1: He could reveal he is in a comic, there is crime outside of his world, there is nothing he can do about it, and everything he ever stood for meant nothing and was just for our entertainment. This would drive Batman insane, so Deadpool could easily finish him off.
2: As easily as walking up to him, saying "Hey dude, I'm gonna kill you..." Fake a punch and teleport behind him while batman is wondering what the hell just happened he will shoot him in the back of the head or like Rhas al Ghual says in Batman Begins "If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart."
Redlantern - 8/12/2011, 7:26 PM
its cool

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