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batz11
batz11 - 9/2/2014, 10:52 AM
In for the win!
BrokenMachines
BrokenMachines - 9/2/2014, 11:26 AM
I prefer Bats and WW. Supes and WW just seems lazy.
JillyMcBeam
JillyMcBeam - 9/2/2014, 11:32 AM
Bats and WW was horrible
deepee3
deepee3 - 9/2/2014, 11:43 AM
What would the child of Wonder Woman and Superman be like? when is DC going to cook that one up?
dckizzle
dckizzle - 9/2/2014, 12:01 PM
I want this
SuperCat
SuperCat - 9/2/2014, 12:07 PM
I don't really want this. Just don't want gusto or batz winning it.
sKeemAn
sKeemAn - 9/2/2014, 12:07 PM
The real Power couple

UltimaRex
UltimaRex - 9/2/2014, 12:09 PM
@deepee3. Already done.
UltimaRex
UltimaRex - 9/2/2014, 12:12 PM
@RebelVulcan. Kinda like he had to give up being Superman when he married Lois right?

Wait...
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 12:18 PM
Here's my question about Batman and WW banging. WW is practically invulnerable and can't be hurt by a regular human. So how exactly would Batman be able to get all up in there? It'd be like ramming your penis into a crack in a mountain.
VictorHugo
VictorHugo - 9/2/2014, 12:25 PM
blackandyellow - the outside might be tough, but the insides are soft
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 12:28 PM
Victor, lmao but how does he get in in the first place? Does she have some Amazonian forceps that he has to use?
UltimaRex
UltimaRex - 9/2/2014, 12:35 PM
@blackandyellow. The fact you don't understand female arousal tells me something...
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 12:39 PM
@ultimaterex

It's not a matter of arousal. It's the fact that a human penis wouldn't have enough force to penetrate WW.
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 12:41 PM
It's the same reason why Superman couldn't plow a human woman. Some academic even wrote an essay about it. Look up "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex".
GL
GL - 9/2/2014, 12:52 PM
Isn't WW the only woman who can handle Supes' c*ck? I read that somewhere.
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 12:54 PM
Let's ask Scott Snyder what he thinks.

@ssnyder1835
UltimaRex
UltimaRex - 9/2/2014, 1:01 PM
@blackandyellow. Please don't make me type out how Bats and WW could have sex in anatomical detail.

Please.

This is a family site. Or at least it tries to be...
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 1:02 PM
@ultimaterex

Please explain in explicit details how they would have sex.
coderaven
coderaven - 9/2/2014, 1:14 PM
the fact that you guys things wonder woman would be stone hard in her vagina tells me you guys need to actually go get laid.

Or actually have sex with a woman that wants to have sex with you.
mgeoff88
mgeoff88 - 9/2/2014, 1:17 PM
@b&y I'm guessing lit candles and the music of Barry White factor into the equation:
mgeoff88
mgeoff88 - 9/2/2014, 1:36 PM
Gusto's idea of romance is a 6 pack of Budweiser and a Porky's marathon.
darkpurpleknight
darkpurpleknight - 9/2/2014, 1:46 PM
Break out the bat-lube.
UltimaRex
UltimaRex - 9/2/2014, 1:46 PM
...

...

Oh God, I'm actually going to say it.

If the woman is properly aroused, it opens on it's own.

...

Seriously?
darkpurpleknight
darkpurpleknight - 9/2/2014, 1:47 PM
Plus...WW has amazing muscle control. If she wants him in, he's in.
darkpurpleknight
darkpurpleknight - 9/2/2014, 1:48 PM
@utlima....my point exactly.
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 1:48 PM
@Ultimaterex

Yeah but not that much, unless WW was a real whore back in her college days.
naterator
naterator - 9/2/2014, 1:51 PM
@skeeman.... you are right if their superpowers are "tanking the country" lol
darkpurpleknight
darkpurpleknight - 9/2/2014, 1:52 PM
@blackandyellow...Not true...why do you think the Amazons carry those spears? It ain't for fightin'...
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 1:55 PM
I never thought the day would come where I debate the rigidity of WW's vagina.
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 1:57 PM
@darkpurpleknight

LMAO I'm sticking with my theory about magic forceps. Alright now that someone has replied to my incredibly graphic question, I think I should delete it before I get banned.
darkpurpleknight
darkpurpleknight - 9/2/2014, 1:59 PM
@blackandyellow

I think we're underestimating the ingenuity of Batman. There's no riddle he can't solve. Go Bucs.
darkpurpleknight
darkpurpleknight - 9/2/2014, 2:01 PM
This may be one of my top ten favorite threads ever. We should probably start a support group to really dig into this issue.
GL
GL - 9/2/2014, 2:01 PM
IN OTHER NEWS: Benedict Cumberbatch said he isn't denying any rumors about him playing a villain in BVS.
blackandyellow
blackandyellow - 9/2/2014, 2:01 PM
darkpuple

Hell yeah! Go Bucs!
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