Wolvie and Deadpool are sat at a kitchen table. Costumes on, no cowls or masks. Wolvie's eating some toast while DP pours out his Rice Krispies.
Deadpool: Just add milk! *pours milk into bowl*... Hey, y'know what?
Wolvie: Shut up and let me eat, Wade.
Deadpool: No, just listen alright...*snap, crackle, pop* y'hear that? It just hit me, what if like every individual krispie is a universe! An' all those little snappin', crackin' 'n' poppin' sounds are like a bunch o' big bangs!?
Immature DP: Haha, big bangs.
Wolverine stares blankly at DP. DP stares back. Wolverine continues to eat his toast. Deadpool takes a spoonful of Krispies.
DP: Hey, d'you remember that time Magneto tore your adamantium out? What was that like?
Wolvie: Seriously, Wade, shut the [frick] up and let me finish my breakfast!
DP: Aw, c'mon, I'm bored! Talk to me Logie-Bear! Share with me, your inner most thoughts.
Wolverine: You don't shut up 'n' your inner most thoughts'll be sprayed across that wall.
DP: Least mine'd grow back...
Reasonable DP: Oh, you went there. He's not looking happy with that.
Wolverine: Oh, I know you didn't just take a knock at my memory loss! Your cruisin' for a bruisin', Wilson.
Immature DP: Aheh, Castaway, what a great movie...
Deadpool looks up at the clock. It's 7:36.
DP: Shit, I'm late for golf, with Tasky!
Wolverine: Don't think I'm just gonna let you leave, Wade!
Immature DP: Quick, decapitate 'im and make a break for the golf bag.
Reasonable DP: No, stay and face the music. You're his only friend!
DP: Listen, man. You know I'd love to chat but I promised Tasky I'd play a round o' golf at 7:30.
Wolverine: You were gonna play golf against someone who can replicate an action perfectly after seeing it?
DP: ... Never thought of it like that... Well, [frick] him! I'm finishin' my cereal.
Deadpool returns to the table and proceeds to eat the Krispies. He raises a spoonful to his mouth.
DP: Sayonara; possible universes! Whoa, I just realised I'm, like, their God!
He spreads his arms out. Wolverine rolls his eyes.
DP: Kneel Before Z--... What would my God name be?
Wolverine: Caligula?
DP: Ain't that the guy that married his mom and ate his son?
Wolverine nods.
DP: Deadpool 1, History 0! Take that education! Seriously, though, I want a threatening God name. As Pooh Bear would say, "think, think, think"... I got it! The Black Eyed P!
Wolverine: Oh, sweet, merciful Jesus. *facepalms*
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Well, that's that one anyway. I have ideas for a tonne more so I'll leave them here and you can tell me in the comments which one you'd like me to do. So, here they are:
1. Lunchtime with Punisher
2. Daredevil's day off
3. Iron Fist goes to Paris
4. Spidey sets a record
5. Trevor Slattery does therapy (for other MCU villains)
About The Author:
I overthink pretty much anything to do with the MCU, but hey, we're allowed to speculate on these sorts of things right?