GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Review: "Something Good. Something Bad. Bit Of Both."

This weekend, Marvel Studios released their most ambitious film-to-date, Guardians of the Galaxy. Is it any good? Well, hit the jump to find out what I thought of it.

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By nailbiter111 - 8/3/2014
Something Good, Something Bad...A Bit of Both
SOMETHING GOOD - (Review Contains Mild Spoilers!!!)

Memorable Scenes: First, the mad dash for the Orb on Xandar is a fun and thrilling sequence. It does an excellent job of introducing Peter Quill/Star-Lord (Chris Pratt) to his soon-to-be buddies Gamora, Rocket and Groot. Second, the escape from the space prison (The Kyln). Actually, most of the scenes from that portion are highly-entertaining. But it is the escape itself that offers the most dazzle. It was unique and more importantly, inventive. This is where Rocket's humor and ingenuity really shine through. Lastly, there are two emotionally powerful scenes that are strategically used to bookend the film. They involved Peter and his relationship with his mother. They're both beautifully crafted by director James Gunn.

Rocket Raccoon & Groot: These two characters are incredibly well done. Digitally, both appear to be interacting with the live-action actors just as well as The Hulk did in The Avengers or Gollum in The HobbitRocket is by far the most realized character in the film. His emotional baggage comes through loud and clear with an impressive voice performance from Bradley Cooper ("The Hangover"). And you've gotta love the vocabulary-challenged character known as Groot. That big lovable plant is one of the few characters that actually has super-powers and it is a blast to watch him use them. Though, his one-liner "I am Groot" does become nauseating, but by the time the film nears its conclusion you realize the purpose of the repetitive phrase. The payoff is satisfying.

Visuals: I saw the film in 3D (Not IMAX). Gorgeous looking film. The sets are very impressive. They transport your mind to another world. Remember how we got a small glimpse of Oa in Green Lantern? And Asgard in the two Thor films? Well, Guardians of the Galaxy actually delivers the goods on the out-of-this-world environments. It might just be the film's greatest strength. Very important for the viewer to believe these events are taking place in a galaxy far, far away. And I did.


SOMETHING BAD

Exposition: I bring up exposition a lot when judging a film. Why have your character verbally share information when it is much more interesting to show us. Simply put: show, don't tell. Guardians of the Galaxy does a LOT of telling and not a lot of showing. Let's use the recent Fargo mini-series as an example of great storytelling. Specifically, we'll use the mysterious hitman Lorne Malvo, who was magnificently played by Billy Bob Thornton. His character is an evil, manipulative son of a bitch. Know how we know that? Cause they show us! We actually witness Malvo: instigating a savage attack between two dim brothers, killing a dog, going on a killing spree in an elevator, issuing menacing threats to a police officer and mail room attendant. That's just a small sample of the badass moments we see. You get the point. No character in the show has to tell us how terrible Malvo is, we see it. The point is drilled into our brains with brilliant visual storytelling. 

Examples! Gamora, she's a deadly assassin, right? Who does she kill? Oh, nobody. We're told she's a dangerous gal, but for the most part we only see her kicking and punching. There's really no hint of danger to her character at all. They may call her the "Most Dangerous Woman in the Universe" but that's not the case from what I saw.

She's also Thanos' "favorite daughter." Man, I bet there's a great scene that shows us Thanos favors Gamora over his other daughter, Nebula (Karen Gillan), right? Nope! Thanos, for no apparent reason just decides to call Gamora his "favorite daughter." This is a cheap bit of storytelling if you ask me. Poorly manufactured to create tension between Gamora and her sister Nebula.

Then there's the scene involving Drax, Rocket and Groot on Knowhere. We see all three of them gambling and drinking at a bar. While that is going on Peter is letting Gamora listen to music with his Walkman. Their tender moment is quickly interrupted by sounds of chaos coming from behind them. By the time Peter gets over there Drax, Rocket and Groot are in the middle of a drunken brawl with each other. We're told the reasons for the fisticuffs by an agitated Rocket. Once again, we're being told what happened and not shown. Seeing the remnants of a fight between three of your leads without seeing how it came to be is lazy writing. I WANT to see Rocket pushed over the edge with rage. A missed opportunity.

Those are just a few examples. The film is littered with exposition. I would provide more examples but I really don't want to give a lot away. If you've seen the film most of you should agree with me... begrudgingly. I'll offer a few more samples in the various categories below.

Forgettable Scenes: The film loses its footing once it gets to Knowhere, a world inside of an enormous decapitated alien head. From the dive bar, to the meeting with The Collector and Drax's encounter with a certain baddie there's nothing here that is all that memorable. Sadly, Benicio del Toro isn't given much to work with here. I would also like to point out the final scene with Ronan. It has some cringe-worthy goofiness that would be more appropriate for an animated Disney film from the 90's. Thank goodness the film didn't end on that low note.

Weak Villains: The one area that most Marvel films are lacking is with the villains. Most of them never come across all that sinister. I mean, we certainly hear about their malicious exploits but we hardly get to see them do anything shockingly evil. This is of course the price that you pay for making films that are family-friendly. The big-budget films that they churn out can only show so much in order to preserve that PG-13 rating Marvel covets. In Guardians of the Galaxy, we're told about the evil deeds of Ronan but we hardly get to see him do anything all that evil. Yeah sure, he kills someone right when he is introduced, but we have zero connection to the victim. Near the end, Ronan unleashes his power and there's a mass-death, but once again we don't really have a connection to the victims. I just shrugged my shoulders and I said to myself, 'That's too bad for those folks.'

Thanos, he's the "most powerful" being in the universe. Of course, we never see him demonstrate any of that power in the film. Outside of him making Ronan a little weak in the knees with a threatening tone, he doesn't have much of a presence. I don't expect we'll get the full unveiling of Thanos' wrath until Avengers 3, but it would've been nice to get a taste of what's to come.

Death Fatigue: I call this the Firefly problem. If you've ever watched Joss Whedon's sci-fi/western television series you are well aware that all of the main cast at some point almost die. Some experience a near-fatal event numerous times. It isn't too much of an issue for Firefly because deep down you know Whedon has never been shy about killing off beloved characters. A near death in one of his projects has a bit more impact. As for Guardians of the Galaxy it too relies on a lot of scenes that push characters to the brink of death. By the time we get to the big finale it is incredibly hard to get emotionally invested in the inevitable moment(s) of will this character or will that character perish.


A BIT OF BOTH

Soundtrack: Ever since the first trailer featured the sounds of Blue Swede's "Hooked On a Feeling" we knew this film was gonna have a healthy dose of 70's pop. At times, the song choices are near-perfect and blend seamlessly with the story, such as the song (can't remember which one) Peter is listening to as he prances to the location of the Orb. However, there are other times in which the songs don't work so well. The Runaways' “Cherry Bomb” drowns out dialogue between the group as they are hatching a plan. I would still strongly recommend picking up the soundtrack if you like sounds from the 70's.

Alien Makeup Effects: There are some really interesting designs for some of the alien species in this film. Too bad most of these interesting creatures are stuck in the background. The aliens out front and center look way too humanoid. It is a bit distracting when you look at Michael Rooker's Yondu (Michael Rooker) and all you see is Merle ("The Walking Dead") with a blue tan wearing minimal facial prosthetics. For me, slapping on blue, pink, gray or green body paint isn't helping me buy into the outer-space elements.  Heck, the Xandarians/Nova Corps are just humans with bad haircuts. If that is all you need to be an alien than every member of the French World Cup soccer team is suspect.

Additionally: Marvel updated the look of Thanos (voiced by Josh Brolin) from the last time we saw him in The Avengers. Not a fan of it. Once again, they added human-like facial features. I assume this is to make Thanos look more like Brolin. I DON'T hate it. I'm just disappointed with the humanoid-alterations.

Humor: I give the film credit for providing some genuine laugh-out-loud moments. Some of the best bits of humor come from a sequence with a no-name prisoner and his knife. As for the main cast, Rocket easily provides the most chuckles. I would say he's eye-poppingly good at pulling someone's leg. But like Thor: The Dark World the movie doesn't know when to turn off the rapid fire quips and take itself seriously. As an example, I think the funniest film Marvel has produced is Captain America: The Winter Soldier. With that film, there isn't an endless barrage of jokes. This allows the jokes that are used to have a lot more impact. Remember, less is more.

Drax: In the film, professional wrestler Dave Bautista plays Drax the Destroyer. It's a mixed performance. There's things I liked and things I didn't. He seemed to be at his best when he was acting as the butt of Rocket and Peter's jokes. His comedic timing was remarkable. Bravo for that. Now to the negative. Dave's character, Drax, seeks to avenge the murder of his wife and child. But he doesn't come across as a guy that has lost his family. When he comes face-to-face with Ronan, the man who killed them, he doesn't emote any of that rage. Yeah, he screams and shouts but it has as much oomph as a Chihuahua's bark.


Final Thoughts: Overall, the film has more good scenes than bad. Surprisingly, for a film that features a bunch of no good outlaws it is incredibly kid-friendly. With a few snips here and there the film could have easily been PG instead of a soft PG-13. I would certainly recommend seeing it, but keep your expectations in check. You'll laugh, you'll groan and you may even shed a tear. It may not be Marvel's best, but it does offer some of their best scenes.

Source: MY MIND
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BatManHeisenberg - 8/2/2014, 3:42 PM
Loved this movie SO much. Good review, though.
McNyagano - 8/2/2014, 3:45 PM
Good review Nail. While I thought the movie was great in its own right, it just wasn't as good as Cap 2 or DOFP imo. But that's just me. But thanks for putting this up, it offers a different perspective on the film and certainly a refreshing review after all the positive one and it's good to see someone else who wasn't as enthusiastic about the film like the majority of people. You might get hate for this but I respect ya. Good luck.





Reasonnnn - 8/3/2014, 9:53 AM
Great detailed review Nail (jeremyflowers on twitter always responding lol). I do appreciate Lee Pace's Ronan enunciation of every word. Really made him seem more menacing when compared to Malekith and his lines and Eccelston's performance; did a lot with a little.
Reasonnnn - 8/3/2014, 9:54 AM
That being said, the info dump in the beginning; I could more or less forgive it due to the universe we're being thrown into. Not a great excuse, but it's forgivable.
nailbiter111 - 8/3/2014, 9:59 AM
Reasonnnn - Hey Jeremy! Thanks for all the retweets.
AlexanderLykins - 8/3/2014, 10:00 AM
Great review in my opinion. I still loved the movie though.
frova - 8/3/2014, 10:01 AM
way too nit-picky
TheBrownHornet - 8/3/2014, 10:02 AM
Good review, disagree about Drax. He made the call, he went directly after Ronan.
TheDudeRusty - 8/3/2014, 10:04 AM
@nailbiter111
You nailed it. . .
patrat18 - 8/3/2014, 10:04 AM
They will hunt you for this, you should of waited for the hype to go down. Run like hell Nail, find a bunker and protect your loved ones.
ekrolo2 - 8/3/2014, 10:05 AM
100% agree with your review, its definitely not one of Marvels best but also not one of their worst, a nice and fun middle of the road flick that's got potential for a much better sequel.
TheRationalNerd - 8/3/2014, 10:05 AM
I would also like to point out the final scene with Ronan. It has some cringe-worthy goofiness that would be more appropriate for an animated Disney film from the 90's.

Lol! I was like WTF?! You're this bada** and you're going to sit back and watch Starlord dance around you? smh but I understood where they were going with it and it all had a purpose. I was just like man, as soon as he was about to get really crazed the good ole MCU comedy kicks in. But I still enjoyed the film very entertaining and visually stunning. The make-up was brilliant as well.
patrat18 - 8/3/2014, 10:06 AM
Oh and very good review.
AlexanderLykins - 8/3/2014, 10:06 AM
Ronan's reaction was priceless. He was so dumbfounded by the situation he didn't know what to do.
RobbieDigital - 8/3/2014, 10:08 AM
The movie would have been 6 hours if they "showed" everything happening.....in "Star Wars" did they ever show Vader murdering thousands or hunting down all those Jedi? No, Obi-Wan told us he did....
Reasonnnn - 8/3/2014, 10:08 AM
@TheDudeRusty ba dum tsh!
puchito - 8/3/2014, 10:08 AM
Finally somebody that's not kissing this movies a$$.... It was good but predictable and peter dancing to delay....just dumb......oh and we are all friends now, we don't have friends ........dude.......the best movie of the summer is not guardians.....captains got it beat.....get off GOTG tip people........
nailbiter111 - 8/3/2014, 10:08 AM
Dud - You're right. I bet that phone call would've been an interesting scene to see, but once again it is held back as a... surprise? But what's the surprise? We can see something shady is up with Drax when he doesn't go with the rest of them.
gmoney0505 - 8/3/2014, 10:09 AM
Great review. I enjoyed Guardians. Those things you list problems are exactly my problems with the movie from going from good to absolutely great. Its a good movie to enjoy.

I too am a bit disappointed in how aliens are being portrayed in films like this , Man of Steel, and Green Lantern. With GOTG & Man of Steel, I expect to hear alien dialouge and not everyone speaking English. Just seeing almost majority of aliens in just body paint is disappointing to me. We are in big budget movies. We should expect actual alien designs and voices.

All in all GOTG is a good movie even with its flaws.
Humperdink - 8/3/2014, 10:09 AM
Somehow I get the feeling that this is probably a very honest review that I can trust.
CaptainAmerica31 - 8/3/2014, 10:09 AM
I loved the movie I don't think it's better than DOFP but I do think it's better than CAP 2. In the whole scheme of things it's for sure one of the best movies in the summer but it's not in the top tier of best films of the year. But it comes close and it's still great
ekrolo2 - 8/3/2014, 10:09 AM
@RobbieDigital

If they did just a couple flashbacks showing Gamoras relationship with Thanos & Nebula and one to show Drax pre-becoming the destroyer it would've been 2 minutes longer at best.
TheAbaryMan369 - 8/3/2014, 10:09 AM
At least this review is complete unlike your last upload of this that was full of incomplete sentences. ;P
Larbone - 8/3/2014, 10:11 AM
Awful review. Prescriptive feedback from fanbois = garbage.
kalisto2010 - 8/3/2014, 10:11 AM
I'm sorry, but Guardians was as close to perfect as you can get. All of the criticisms you have are due to time constraints. A 2 hour movie is an outdated medium when it comes to story telling. That's because collectively we've all become accustomed to the evolution of the television series and the amount of character exposition and in-depth story telling that it offers. So naturally, when we see movies we're often dismayed by the fact that we're often told stuff that should be shown, but can't because there's only so much detail you can incorporate in a 2 hour film, unlike a protracted television series where you can.
0megaDaGod - 8/3/2014, 10:11 AM
Ya know what's strange?

I think GOTG is one of the greatest CBMs of all time, and yet I completely get where you're coming from

Like, you aren't exactly wrong about a lot of this. Some of it is based on how you prefer stories to be told, but some of it highlights legit deficiencies in the movie. I picked up several flaws while watching the movie, yet the film overcame those flaws in stunning fashion IMO.

That's the thing about movie reviews. There are several ways to actually review a movie. One way is to point out flaws in story, writing, acting, visual FX, tone and all that other stuff. But two people can look at those things differently. One can stop the review there and state the movie's issues bog it down (not saying that's what you're doing), and another can take it a step further and note how miniscule the problems become because of how the movie juggles all of it's high and low points

That's how I can read a 1 star review, 3 star review and 5 star review and completely understand where each reviewer is coming from with this movie

Having said that, I am deeply sorry you didn't love this movie because I thought it was a goddamn masterpiece. Good review btw
RobbieDigital - 8/3/2014, 10:12 AM
Also comparing 4 hours of a weekly tv show to a 2 hour movie is kinda unfair.....of course they can give wide sweeping backstories....they have a whole season to do so. Marvel just took a bunch of C list characters and made them stars overnight on the same level as Spider-Man and Iron Man......Rocket Raccoon, Groot and Star-lord will be a household names......took my 9 year old nephew and he LOVED it......imagine if Marvel had the rights to the FF/SIlver Surfer/X-men and Spidey.......ugghhh. It makes me so angry......
CaptainAmerica31 - 8/3/2014, 10:12 AM
But I loved the dance distraction. That type of humor is fitting for that movie
FordEl - 8/3/2014, 10:13 AM
Looks like a review that I can trust. Very detailed.
TheBaroness89 - 8/3/2014, 10:14 AM
"This green whore is my friend"
patrat18 - 8/3/2014, 10:14 AM
"Awful review. Prescriptive feedback from fanbois = garbage".

Run Nail, Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

JosephKing - 8/3/2014, 10:14 AM
The movie works better when it's not trying to be Star Wars. I thought it was fun and had a lot of great moments, it just wasn't as weird and unique as it was trying to be. But it's good, just hope for more dancing in the sequel.
0megaDaGod - 8/3/2014, 10:14 AM
Also, I think this is like the 10th thread in a row that made somewhat 'disparaging' statements about something Marvel studios related, and several people claim that you will be burned at the stake for it yet nothing actually happens
l0rdleg0las - 8/3/2014, 10:15 AM
While I do understand your point of view with your review and even agree with some aspects of it, I just feel differently about the movie. I absolutely loved it. Yes, it has it's flaws like all Marvel movies do, but it is easily the most fun I have had at the theater watching any Marvel movie. For me it was everything I wanted and more. My main gripe with this movie was Gamora. Miscast and extremely boring. Basically just a green version of Black Widow minus the tits.
TheRationalNerd - 8/3/2014, 10:15 AM
I expect to hear alien dialouge and not everyone speaking English.

^^This is so true^^

I thought the same thing, in films like Transformers they addressed that in a second "EBAYYYY" lol but I mean it is a Comic Book Movie so some things will immediately get the pass. But It would've been neat to see a few subtitles in the beginning for characters like Gamora and Nebula speaking to one another. Or even Thanos at that. But you'd have too many people complaining that they had to read most of he dialogue.
RobbieDigital - 8/3/2014, 10:15 AM
Comparing it to "WInter Soldier" is not fair either.......TWS was a political thriller.......this is a Space-Fantasy/Comedy.....they are both comic book properties. But they are different types of movies IMO. "Winter Soldier" is still my favorite Marvel film......but this one just made it into my top 3......for reals.
JustDame - 8/3/2014, 10:16 AM
One thing that jumped out to me in this review was Gamora. She doesn't want to be a killer.
charlie2094 - 8/3/2014, 10:16 AM
Great review! Have yet to see the film, but good to read a review that actually critiques it in some way.

Could definitely see the whole exposition and 'telling instead of showing' thing as a problem. As a fan, it's probably easier to accept who the characters are, but is a shame that they don't show too much. Always much better when you genuinely view a character as a threat, rather than just being told he is for example. Hopefully some of these things are explored more in sequels.

Again, not having seen it yet, do agree about the Aliens. Most of the alien characters in the trailers and clips all seem to just be painted humans, been nice to have seem some different designs made more prominent.

Kind of expecting Ronan to disappoint, like most of the other villains unfortunately. Still, can't wait to see it!
WinterSoldier33 - 8/3/2014, 10:16 AM
the dancing at the end was really stupid
ronin was a ok villain

besides that I loved this movie

I am hoping thanos is the villain in GOTG 2
figuresmaniac - 8/3/2014, 10:16 AM
I really respect your opinion, but with the way how you review GOtG, you should have many many problems with TDKR.
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