NSFW: Hilarious, Raunchy Parodies Of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES & LOOPER

Warning: videos contain sexual references and coarse language. First video, Talia wants to reveal her evil plan to Batman, but he can't stop thinking about their sexual encounter. While the Looper parody shouldn't even be described in the teaser.

Follow nailbiter111:
By nailbiter111 - 12/18/2012
Source: collegehumor
XxComablackxX1937 - 12/18/2012, 2:35 AM
Ass - Mouth - Vag LMFAO!!!! I lost it there!
Riddick33 - 12/18/2012, 2:47 AM
Thanks nail you made my day, they were both funny haha.
marvel54 - 12/18/2012, 3:17 AM
batman video is just simpley magic
Jollem - 12/18/2012, 3:21 AM

pOoPEE - 12/18/2012, 3:27 AM
Lol I stabbed you first bahaha
Jollem - 12/18/2012, 3:28 AM
@tea - lol. i'm imagining an awesome "wtf" face on bats
HavocPrime - 12/18/2012, 3:57 AM
Lmao brilliant
kirklazarus87 - 12/18/2012, 4:14 AM
Haha his face is all wet like mine was at the beginning, and yours was at the end.
avengersleagueofjusticeforamerica - 12/18/2012, 4:24 AM
Better than the actual movie! LMAO!!!!
Kyos - 12/18/2012, 4:29 AM
"The Ozymandias"... ahahahahaha! Thanks, Teabag! :D
bazinga85 - 12/18/2012, 4:36 AM
Funny stuff @nail
Kyos - 12/18/2012, 4:56 AM
"I found it - I'm the world's greatest detective!"

Hilarious...! :D
Happy11 - 12/18/2012, 4:57 AM
mgeoff88 - 12/18/2012, 5:07 AM
Batman: I found it! I'm the world's greatest detective!


They'll have to rename The Dark Knight Rises to The White Knight Rises. ;P

@teabag LOL! The Joker messed with the Bat-Signal again.

Batman: The Joker has gone too far this time! This time it's personal!!!

SpideyQuad - 12/18/2012, 6:01 AM
LMAO, is that really how Bane sounds in the movie?
RonSwanson - 12/18/2012, 6:14 AM
"It really seals in the flavor" LMAO. Best parody ever.
jachong201 - 12/18/2012, 6:34 AM
You tamed my monster
with your mouth
and two other places
DrHorrible - 12/18/2012, 7:00 AM
Batman: "AHHH. You know I'm good at it. I do the alphabet. A is for Alfred. B is for Bats.

*sniffs* "That's a lot of memories. You want a little? Which tube do you smell out of? NOW, you have my permission to cry."

"Her last words were SPIT IN MY MOUTH!"

Good stuff. XD
MrReese - 12/18/2012, 7:48 AM
lmao bats wins again
Maximus101 - 12/18/2012, 7:50 AM
Lol very funny, I think the other parody was better, the bane one.
Silentman - 12/18/2012, 8:18 AM
weaponX2 - 12/18/2012, 8:31 AM
OMG! that was too funny!! Nail, you are my hero!
jimpinto24 - 12/18/2012, 8:53 AM
TDKR parody was funny as hell!
MrDonut - 12/18/2012, 8:57 AM
LOL! Both were hilarious, definitely my kinda humour lol... Nice fund dude!
Still anyone know the name of that chick that played Talia here? She was kinda hot... :P
tumbler - 12/18/2012, 9:38 AM
"Now, you have my permission to cry..." Lmfao
TheAbomination - 12/18/2012, 9:41 AM
LOL that TDKR parody was hilarious!! Batman most definitely did tap dat ass!!
TheAbomination - 12/18/2012, 9:42 AM
Marion Cotillard can tame my monster any time!
Azrael725 - 12/18/2012, 10:01 AM
"which one of these tubes do you smell out of?" got me the best, but the entire thing was hilarious.
rockerdude22 - 12/18/2012, 11:18 AM
LOL funny stuff! I lost it every time Bane got annoyed at what Bats said!
Thegeekygurl - 12/18/2012, 12:25 PM
Those videos are amusing but its easier to do raunch for laughs than to do real creative stuff like the Bane Out takes Video.
So yeah I found them amusing but not creative. Its nice that they admit the every guy, EVERY GUY!!, wants to blow himself. Everyone knows that but like to act like they dont.
valeriesghost - 12/18/2012, 1:38 PM
God, that was [frick]ing brilliant
titansupes - 12/18/2012, 5:44 PM
HAhahaha, lovd it. Bane's little reactions throughout were the best part. "Oh dude, jesus..."
thosemortalmen - 12/18/2012, 6:16 PM
BWahahahahahaha shit, feel sorry so much for Bane here! Thanks Nail!
fahadm023 - 12/18/2012, 7:15 PM
A lot of these puns were REALLY good,
fahadm023 - 12/18/2012, 7:15 PM
(The dark knight rises one)
mgeoff88 - 12/18/2012, 7:37 PM
The TDKR parody was great. The Looper one... That was something else... something not good.

@MrDonut That's Alison Becker.

@1geekygirl I haven't seen the Bane Out Takes video. I didn't care for the Looper one at all. That was raunchy in the worst kind of way.

LOL! Oh, really? I wouldn't go down on myself for a million dollars! That's [frick]ing gross! If you don't believe me, offer me $1 million dollars to do it. :P

I'll turn down your offer.
Grimm - 12/19/2012, 3:42 AM
cool... but the comments section about out did it! lmao

Please log in to post comments.

Don't have an account?
Please Register.

DISCLAIMER: This article was submitted by a volunteer contributor who has agreed to our code of conduct. ComicBookMovie.com is protected from liability under the Digital Millenium Copyright Act (DMCA) and "safe harbor" provisions. CBM will disable users who knowingly commit plagiarism, piracy, trademark or copyright infringement. Please contact us for expeditious removal of copyrighted/trademarked content. You may also learn more about our copyright and trademark policies HERE.