Celebrity hot mess, Lindsay Lohan, has always been penciled in by the media as being apart of the cast for Robert Rodriquez's Machete sequel, but the director clarifies that her character from the first film was never considered for the sequel. Hit the jump to check it out.

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By nailbiter111 - 1/30/2013

MTV News Josh Horowitz sat down with director Robert Rodriguez to discuss his new Machete film. During the chat Josh asked if Lindsay Lohan would be back to reprise her role as April Booth, as has been assumed by most media outlets for the past year.

"No, she's not in it. We thought to bring her back because we like that character, but it didn't fit into the story."

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Source: mtv
Reasonnnn - 1/30/2013, 9:28 AM
Lindsay, you dun goof'd. Now you a broke bitch
skidz - 1/30/2013, 9:36 AM
Well, ain't that a damn shame.
Valandil - 1/30/2013, 9:37 AM
So... there are characters that actually fit into the story?
RorMachine - 1/30/2013, 9:38 AM
She wasn't in the first one..was she?
ManofSteel23 - 1/30/2013, 9:41 AM
She's only good for one thing now
DRMidNite - 1/30/2013, 9:43 AM
MatchesMalone - 1/30/2013, 10:10 AM
@Ror- Yeah, she was. She played the daughter of the Senator or whatever. She ended up wearing the nun's habit. And by habit, I'm not referring to her substance abuse problem. ;)
MatchesMalone - 1/30/2013, 10:11 AM
@tea- That spider gif cracked me the hell up!
LP4 - 1/30/2013, 12:05 PM
Yeah @tea you've outdone yourself with that spider gif. Kudos good sir!
gmancrazy908 - 1/30/2013, 12:07 PM
thank-god we've fot talented and pretty actresses in this movie(like alexa vega)
gmancrazy908 - 1/30/2013, 12:07 PM
got*, sorry for the typo
marvel72 - 1/30/2013, 2:17 PM

she is probably in jail again.
loki668 - 1/31/2013, 12:11 AM
She's too busy watching Scarface and wondering where the hell she can get a cocaine-covered desk like that.

Lord Loki has spoken

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