Cinema Sins' Everything Wrong With Joel Schumacher's BATMAN & ROBIN (1997)

Cineman Sins has put out a new "Everything Wrong With" video and this one is a must see. This time they tackle Joel Schumacher's epic-debacle, Batman & Robin (1997). The film starred George Clooney as the Caped Crusader and Chris O'Donnell as the Boy Wonder.

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Chills and thrills: will Gotham City be put on ice? George Clooney is Batman as the dark knight battles his greatest threat yet: cold-hearted Mr. Freeze (Schwarzenegger) and venomous Poison Ivy (Thurman). Batman has more than Gotham City to protect: the youthful eagerness of crimefighting comrades Robin (O'Donnell) and Batgirl (Silversone) puts them frequently in harm's way.

Batman & Robin (1997) was directed by Joel Schumacher, from a script written by Akiva Goldsman. The film starred: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze, George Clooney as Bruce Wayne/Batman, Chris O'Donnell as Dick Grayson/Robin, Uma Thurman as Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy, Alicia Silverstone as Barbara Wilson/Batgirl, Michael Gough as Alfred Pennyworth, Pat Hingle as Commissioner James Gordon, Elle Macpherson as Julie Madison, Vivica A. Fox as Ms. B. Haven, and Vendela Kirsebom as Nora Fries.
Source: Cinema Sins
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TopCat89 - 1/28/2014, 3:18 AM
20 mins long hahaha
Luminus - 1/28/2014, 3:28 AM
^Exactly what I said. lol.
blvdnoise - 1/28/2014, 3:33 AM
THIS SHOULD BE BRUTAL..
MrReese - 1/28/2014, 3:39 AM
Wow.20 mins lmao
thalidomide - 1/28/2014, 3:50 AM
CdnSuperman - 1/28/2014, 3:55 AM
They didn't even get half.
blvdnoise - 1/28/2014, 3:55 AM
YEP....
revloveR - 1/28/2014, 4:06 AM
20 mins...XD sounds bout right.
sintzu - 1/28/2014, 4:06 AM
you know a movie is bad when it's still being made fun of after almost 17 years of it's release
sintzu - 1/28/2014, 4:09 AM
@McGee

you must be realy high to say that
19001560 - 1/28/2014, 4:17 AM
stupid-superhero-movie-of-all-time!
TheAbaryMan369 - 1/28/2014, 4:23 AM
BWAHAHAHA 20 minutes.
breakUbatman - 1/28/2014, 4:29 AM
Better Late than Never I suppose, though the fact that they chose to put this much effort into a movie that's been beaten to death should to tell you Everything Wrong With Cinema Sin's, next up Suburban Commando!
nmasterofnaught - 1/28/2014, 4:30 AM
nightmares. starting up again...

nmasterofnaught - 1/28/2014, 4:30 AM

@Mcgee

I prefer cookies:

mgeoff88 - 1/28/2014, 4:37 AM
Everyone already knows everything that is wrong with B&R.
kevberg - 1/28/2014, 4:44 AM
NO

You should be reminded OFTEN what happens when you SETLLE for crap and let Hollywood run amok with changes to characters.
Sentry - 1/28/2014, 4:46 AM
Why is the DC logo always a sin? Every time...
TheClemster - 1/28/2014, 5:50 AM
Lol Thalidomide


Good South Park episode :)
Ineedrevelation - 1/28/2014, 6:16 AM
Omg that was brilliant!
GodzillaKart - 1/28/2014, 6:30 AM
If you are going to smash on a film that has already been smashed a gazillion times...do it in under 5 minutes.
batz11 - 1/28/2014, 6:31 AM
Good stuff...Batman credit card, wtf?
ralfinader - 1/28/2014, 6:38 AM
After seeing Singer's brilliant look for Quicksilver, and then this long ass video... I wonder how lengthy Everything Wrong With X-Men: DOFP will end up being. I am going to start guessing at ten minutes long at the very least.
Philvis - 1/28/2014, 6:44 AM
I still don't understand all the hate. Burton's Batman films were walking the fine line of camp, especially with the villains. Schumacher just crossed that line to make his campy, kid centric films. They simply turned more to the 1960's esque type feel of the Batman tv show. To me it wasn't like Nolan made the first two parts of the trilogy and Schumacher took it over and destroyed the final part. I viewed them as two different products. You had the first two Batman films with the typical Burton gothic/dark humor style and then you had two separate films by Schumacher that were completely different in tone.
KentParker - 1/28/2014, 6:58 AM
only DC can do this
fettastic - 1/28/2014, 7:09 AM
This would have been a great candidate for my "SUCKED" series. Unfortunately I would have had to watch it again because I haven't seen it in years.
Primordiac - 1/28/2014, 7:19 AM
Not gonna lie, I thought it was Electro in the thumb.
DrunkenNukem - 1/28/2014, 7:33 AM
@KentParker....fantastic four 1&2, electra, X-men origins
ManCalledSting - 1/28/2014, 7:39 AM
Best cbm ever.
BackwardGalaxy - 1/28/2014, 7:43 AM
See, I like this kind of stuff. RedLetterMedia did this to Episode 1 (and all the prequels, and other films), it was way longer than this, and it was better than the movie itself. And even though I knew that movie was awful, I missed stuff that RLM pointed out. This clip did the same thing. I liked it.
ManDeth - 1/28/2014, 7:43 AM
Iron Man 3 was as bad as this film.
nailbiter111 - 1/28/2014, 7:47 AM
Philvis - cause there is a very thin line for camp. You go too far and it is like nails on a chalkboard. This film sits on that line and takes a big wet juicy fart all over it.
fettastic - 1/28/2014, 7:59 AM
WHOOPS! Thought I was somewhere else for a minute. I write these articles for this other website, talkbacker.com.

Why The Dark Knight Rises SUCKED!
http://talkbacker.com/movies/reviews/retro-reviews-movies/why-the-dark-knight-rises-sucked/id=20591

Why Superman Returns SUCKED!
http://talkbacker.com/movies/reviews/retro-reviews-movies/why-superman-returns-sucked/id=16917

THOR: The SUCK World!
http://talkbacker.com/movies/thor-the-suck-world/id=15637

fettastic - 1/28/2014, 8:00 AM
@ManDeth, I've been meaning to do an Iron Man 3 one actually. But again, I REALLY don't want to sit through that [frick]ing shit again.
Blanka1212 - 1/28/2014, 8:00 AM
There are enough things wrong with the movie that nit-picking over stupid things is completely unnecessary. And additionally, whoever the idiot is that said Jeep Swenson (Bane) killed himself, he had a heart attack, dumbass.
Zordan - 1/28/2014, 8:13 AM
jokes on side 90s promo posters was waaaay better

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ePOMrd6gYyI/UAUY2rmGqjI/AAAAAAAAEK8/Qvx6ee88AhY/s1600/b-r-bg.jpg

Unlike these new over photoshoped shit.
lastCzarnian - 1/28/2014, 8:21 AM
i wanna see MST3K do a B&R movie!! The Starship Troopers one was funny.
marvel72 - 1/28/2014, 8:39 AM
wow talk about nitpicking.
JayJayCAW - 1/28/2014, 8:42 AM
17 mins isn't long enough.....you need at least 40 lol
JaySin420 - 1/28/2014, 8:56 AM
I know I'll get destroyed for this but what the hell.

I actually like this movie and if it's on cable I usually watch it or at least some of it.

Not saying it's a good movie, but it's kind of fun.
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