Star Lord Smirks On International GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Poster

This Russian poster for Marvel and director James Gunn's upcoming space adventure is basically the same as its domestic counterpart..with one noticeable difference: Instead of blasting his laser, Star Lord (Chris Pratt) is looking slightly more relaxed. Take a look after the jump.

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 6/17/2014

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits–Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Peter discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand - with the galaxy’s fate in the balance.


Guardians of the Galaxy stars Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper as the voice of Rocket, Vin Diesel as the voice of Groot, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gilian, Djimon Hounsou with John C. Reilly, Glenn Close as Commander Rael and Benicio del Toro as The Collector. Distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures, the film opens August 1, 2014.
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Pasto - 6/17/2014, 10:48 AM
That is some awkward photo-shop.
MarvelDCfanboy - 6/17/2014, 10:49 AM
second!!
Pasto - 6/17/2014, 10:53 AM
Everyone's doing something, then you've got Star-Lord standing there like a stick in the mud.
MarvelDCfanboy - 6/17/2014, 10:53 AM
Does international mean Russian?
DefcoN - 6/17/2014, 10:55 AM
Horrible! Star Lord looks so useless!
superotherside - 6/17/2014, 10:57 AM
Pratt looks like Chris Pine there.

Very bad photoshop. They should do some cool posters like the fan ones. And use that mask! Put that somewhere in the background like the Iron Man posters or Star Wars posters!
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:00 AM

StarYeezus - 6/17/2014, 11:01 AM
Quill looks like a smug asshole.
0megaDaGod - 6/17/2014, 11:04 AM
If it weren't for the bad photoshop, I would love that poster

"In Soviet Russia, Welcome is YOU"
SuperCat - 6/17/2014, 11:08 AM
Lol! Star-Lord is looking like he wants to say "f*ck all y'all."
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:12 AM
Russia seems fun.

MrBlackjack - 6/17/2014, 11:18 AM
....eh, no.
write33 - 6/17/2014, 11:23 AM
LOL......so that meant to appeal to how Russians see Americans?!?!
DrKinsolving - 6/17/2014, 11:35 AM
DrKinsolving - 6/17/2014, 11:36 AM
yossarian - 6/17/2014, 11:47 AM
The GF and I were talking about threesomes last night and she is acting all prude, even though I am sure she banged R Kelly or them fellas that sang "That Girl is Poison" back in her teens. Anyway, she said something about how she doesn't think I should want to share her. So I said, "It isn't about sharing you, it's about sharing me."

I could go into further detail but I don't remember anything after that because she clocked me in my face.
gambgel - 6/17/2014, 11:49 AM
that pose/attitude doesnt fit the overall poster
rebellion - 6/17/2014, 11:55 AM
thats what happens when you try to photoshop a facial expression
Gusto - 6/17/2014, 11:56 AM
LMFAO!!!!
Bell, Biv, Devoe!!!!!!
DrKinsolving - 6/17/2014, 12:17 PM


Haha, break it down
Pedrito - 6/17/2014, 12:18 PM
That poster doesn't make any sense. And I love it for it!
Pedrito - 6/17/2014, 12:21 PM
@yossarian
It's not about "having one", but about "starting" to have them (on a regular basis).
Try saying that.
Let me know how much that gets you beat up.
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 12:23 PM
@yoss -

I hate when that happens - you gotta get her really drunk first and make sure there's a really hot waitress and pay the waitress to compliment your wife a lot - like how her shoes are great or her hair is great (women are so dumb) and ply her with tequila.

Tequila = slut juice.
My wife is the biggest parochial prude this side of televangelism - but a few margaritas and she's tongue kissing he waitress.
It's a thing of beauty.

It will also help if you keep reminding your wife that her boobs are better than the hot waitress (like its the first lie you told to day or something)
JorL5150 - 6/17/2014, 12:25 PM
Come to think of it - hot waitresses hit on my wife quite a bit.



yossarian - 6/17/2014, 12:30 PM
hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

She only drinks red wine. It's [frick]ing gross.
slickrickdesigns - 6/17/2014, 12:45 PM
Gusto, WOW! Russia looks way better there than ever before!
TheAbaryMan369 - 6/17/2014, 12:56 PM
Is he smirking at a naked Nebula? That may also explain why Gamora is in battle-mode despite him standing there smiling ;)
BIGBMH - 6/17/2014, 12:57 PM
Starlord looks like he should be in a Usual Suspects style lineup poster.



LensmanMatt92 - 6/17/2014, 1:02 PM
Comrade Quill looks off.
vtopa - 6/17/2014, 1:08 PM
Anybody else hear the rumor that Rich Rider is the focus of the after credits scene? NOVA PRIME!
Theunderdog - 6/17/2014, 1:41 PM
I hope this movie turned out to be good, at least so marvel can save themself from defeat


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Geekasaurus - 6/17/2014, 2:43 PM
Wow, that is some awkward photo editing right there. All the other guys striking badass action poses and then Star Lord is just standing there like a potato.
Titanace - 6/17/2014, 3:10 PM
Starting to care about this flick..
NeoBaggins - 6/17/2014, 3:31 PM
He smoked that Hydro, now he dreamin about armed Racoons, young Treebeard and green bitches.
UltimateTypeface - 6/17/2014, 6:10 PM
Can anyone read Russian?

Does that really say "Guardians of the Galaxy" in Russian?

Looks more like "Captain Racoon"??
MightyZeus - 6/18/2014, 12:25 AM
The poster looks weird.

The film will be awesome.
pepe - 6/18/2014, 3:37 AM
Awful
Nomis - 6/18/2014, 7:13 AM
uh...
soforizo - 6/18/2014, 7:39 AM
Star Lord's posture is from the criminal line-up shot. I wonder whether the caption gives the public an explanation of his facial gesture.

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