You Might be a Zombie!

Very funny book, available paperback and electronic.

This book, reviewed by even Stan Lee, is flat out very informative, and very funny.
"You Might Be A Zombie is the funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and re-reading it here in my padded cell!"
– Stan Lee
"In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the TRUTH about the things you need to know."
– Sarah Silverman
"People keep sending me links to, and gradually I'm realizing it's smart, funny and cool."
– Roger Ebert

Anyways, about the book.

It's divided up into chapters, that their team of writer took subjects and ran with them.... like:

-5 Hollywood Adaptions That Totally Missed the Point.

-5 Awesome Places to Have Sex (and the Horrific Consequences)

-the 4 Most Baddass Presidents of all Time

-5 Stories of Jesus's Childhood they had to Cut From the Bible...

In the intro of the book, they even set the pace:
You hold in your hands the most mind-blowing nuggets of information federal and local anti-headsplosion laws allow us to print on anything that's not a tarp.

Directions for reading the book are included:
-You Might be a Zombie should be read in a seated position.
-Due to risks posed by rapidly descending jaws, males are advised to wear an athletic supporter.
-Females are advised to wear as little as possible, though that's more of a marketing thing.

Anyways, grab the book if you can, and read. It's a quick, fun read.
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Johnny Williams
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ElBicho - 2/2/2012, 7:06 AM
So, CBM related how?
whoa123 - 2/2/2012, 7:37 AM
Stan Lee reviewed it LOL
CrowPirate1 - 2/2/2012, 7:56 AM
since Cracked and Mad mags are read by comic lovers also...

and since Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter went from book straight to movie....

and it does have zombie in the title... clue-ing in the horror crowd. [aka.. walking dead, jason movies, etc..]

and since most readers have a sense of humor...

I thought it would be fun.

But if not, It's cool. I'll stop. Just trying to put up stuff others might not, instead of another one of the same news or topic.

ThaMessenger07 - 2/2/2012, 8:20 AM
@ ElBicho & deamonhunter15

It's funny dickskins.....oy vey...
TheJoker52 - 2/2/2012, 12:33 PM
Who cares if its good funny and will help me get laid i am in !!!!

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