Deadpool vs. DC...Heroes: Part V

Deadpool vs. DC...Heroes: Part V Deadpool vs. DC...Heroes: Part V

It's now time for the merc with a mouth to take on some of DC's heroes...

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By greenlanternsector2814 - Aug 14, 2011 09:08 AM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

For those who have been following the Batman versus polls, thank you for the voting. These polls are meant to be entertaining and to strike curiosity as to how faithful fans of the dark knight really are. In response to one of the polls, it's now time for everyone's favorite merc with mouth to enter the DC universe. Following Batman's random attacks on the Marvel Universe, Deadpool decides he wants to see what lies on the other side. When Bruce finally finds the means to travel back to the DC Universe, Deadpool takes advantage of the opportunity and rushes through the portal, leaving Batman to find another way to get back. But will he come back to a whole bunch of insanity?

Wade enters the DC Universe and unlike Batman, decides he doesn't want to study any of his opponents. Instead, he arrives in Metropolis and plants that ugly mug of his on every screen in the city. He issues a challenge to all the heroes and villains alike to come take a shot at him, but decides to do it in a unique way...by doing it through a butt talk sequence (similar to Ace Ventura). Of course this annoys some people and so begins Deadpools quest to fight because he's bored in his universe.

Deadpool has fought many heroes and villains in the Marvel Universe and is a well known annoyance to most, but they also know he is not to be taken lightly. Before his Weapon X days, Wade served as a mercenary and was active in many countries until he contracted cancer and joined the Weapon X program. Wilson became a test subject in Department K’s branch of the joint U.S./Canadian superhuman enhancement project, the Weapon X Program; his cancer was temporarily arrested via the implantation of a healing factor derived from another Department K agent, the mutant adventurer Wolverine. Eventually, he was rejected from the Weapon X Program and sent to the Hospice, allegedly a government facility where failed superhuman operatives were treated. However, the Hospice’s patients served as experimental subjects for Doctor Killebrew and his sadistic assistant Ajax with the patients placing bets in a "deadpool" as to how long each subject would live. Taking the name Deadpool, Wade eventually escaped from the Hospice with his fellow patients.

From then on, he's been a mercenary, hero and just an all around nuisance to many people. He's faced many heroes, such as Cable, Wolverine, Daredevil and Spider-Man, as well as some A-list villains. Most people can only take his insanity for so long before they want to shoot themselves in the face but he is one guy you would like on your side (as long as he's not offered more money to turn on you). He is currently in the Uncanny X-Force after his multiple attempts to become a hero and join various teams (like the X-Men). The following battles will be quite interesting, but does Deadpool have what it takes to take on the DC Universe?

BIO:
Deadpool
"I always forget (or just black out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson's most lethal weapon is... his mouth! He'll talk nonsense until you surrender or commit suicide." --Domino
KEY POINTS: Regenerative healing factor; Telepathic immunity; Superhuman abilities; Master martial artist: has been shown fighting such amazingly skilled fighters as Wolverine and Taskmaster and even defeating them in hand to hand combat; Medium awareness: aware that he is fictional and in a comic book;



BIO:
Nightwing
"Sometimes the lines get blurred. Sometimes the only thing between you and them is the mask and cape."
KEY POINTS: Master Acrobat; Master Martial Artist: As Nightwing, master of dozens of martial arts disciplines, with an emphasis on Aikido and Escrima, taught to him by Batman; preferred fighting style combines Escrima, Judo, Savate, Capoeira, Aikido, Boxing, Wing Chun, Jujutsu, Tae Kwon Do, Jeet Kune Do, and Bojutsu with his acrobatic abilities; other styles he has knowledge of include Tai Chi, Kenpo, Muay Thai, Ninjutsu, Krav Maga, Kobudo, and many others; considered one of the finest human combatants in unarmed combat, almost on par with Batman; Weapons Master: mastered knife throwing, as well as melee weapons, having trained in and mastered Kobudo; Expert Marksman; Tactical Analysis;



BIO:
Plastic Man
"There! Are ya satisfied?! You think he's so cute and innocent NOW?!?! Tell me, Wooz - who in the world could be more obnoxious than this...?!?!"
KEY POINTS: Malleable Physiology: Elasticity/Plasticity: can stretch his limbs and body to superhuman lengths and sizes; Shape-Shifting: can contort his body into various positions and sizes impossible for ordinary humans; Superhuman Agility: Superhuman Strength: can alter his strength by growing or adding more muscle; Invulnerability; Immortality: does not appear to age; if he does, it is at a rate far slower than that of normal human beings; was discovered to have survived for 3000 years as little more than crumbs on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
WEAKNESSES: Extreme Temperatures: sudden change, induces a complete change of phase, creating a truly solid or truly liquid form;



BIO:
Power Girl
"Please stop messing with my globes."
KEY POINTS: Exhibits most of the classic Kryptonian powers of Superman on Earth: super-strength, flight, invulnerability, X-ray vision, heat vision, and super-hearing; Master Combatant: trained with Wildcat, who is a world renowned boxer and hand to hand combatant and trained in Karate by martial arts instructor Mongo Krebs;



BIO:
Raven
"Prepare... to scream."
KEY POINTS: Empathy: power to absorb emotions, enabling her to feel the feelings of others; Emotion Negation: can also use her empathy to steal emotions from others, rendering them emotionally "numb"; Telekinesis: Ability to move objects with mind and uses this ability to lift up heavy objects like a couch or a car;
Soul-Self: can manifest her "Soul-Self" through astral projection. It normally takes the form of either her human shape or a giant raven; Astral Projection: can project her consciousness into the mind, for therapeutic purposes or offensive attacks, rendering her enemies unconscious; Teleportation: can teleport herself and others over vast distances; Flight;



BIO:
Red Arrow
"What stands in your way is that you have a much too willful will. You think that what you do not do yourself does not happen."
KEY POINTS: Master Archer; Weapons Proficiency: Master of Moo Gi Gong; Martial Arts Master: trained by Black Canary and Oliver Queen, both masters of a variety of martial arts; also been tutored throughout his life by Hal Jordan, a skilled boxer and regularly sparred with Nightwing;
WEAKNESSES: Phantom Limb; Drug Addiction;



BIO:
Red Robin
"I'd rather walk away from this now than let you see you made the wrong choice."
KEY POINTS: Master Acrobat; Martial Arts Master: has mastered multiple martial arts but his most preferred type of combat is Stick Fighting; has incorporated aspects of Lady Shiva, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson and Connor Hawke's fighting styles into his own; Genius-Level Intellect; Master Tactician and Strategist; Escapologist;



If anything, the voting in these fights will be nothing but entertaining. It is certain Wade won't win every battle but he will drive everyone crazy...guaranteed!
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kriswone
kriswone - 8/15/2011, 7:53 AM
Deadpool.
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