Cinema Sin's Everything Wrong With THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS

Cinema Sins has put together a new "Everything Wrong With" video for 2002's The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers to take advantage of the upcoming release of Peter Jackson's upcoming fantasy-adventure film, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Check it out.

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By nailbiter111 - 12/10/2013


Frodo Baggins and the Fellowship continue their quest to destroy the One Ring and stand against the evil of the dark lord Sauron. The Fellowship has divided and now find themselves taking different paths to defeating Sauron and his allies. Their destinies now lie at two towers - Orthanc Tower in Isengard, where the corrupted wizard Saruman waits and Sauron's fortress at Baraddur, deep within the dark lands of Mordor.

Actors: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Astin
Director: Peter Jackson
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anthonyEstark - 12/10/2013, 10:17 AM
Well Nail, you got it first. Congrats...
Tevii - 12/10/2013, 10:29 AM
Wow nothing like being topical... 2002?
SauronsBANE - 12/10/2013, 10:51 AM
Again, these are nitpicks for the sake of being funny. People better not start losing their minds because someone dared criticize these movies!

That said, The Two Towers was the weakest of the original trilogy. So many cliche's, so many terrible character decisions. The Helm's Deep battle was awesome, but this was hardly the most compelling LotR movie.
KrazyForKomix - 12/10/2013, 10:54 AM
But I'm NOT nit picking! There REALLY isn't any thing wrong with this . . . .

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LokiOfAsgard - 12/10/2013, 11:12 AM
The only way this movie could have improved itself was if Michael Bay had directed it.
LokiOfAsgard - 12/10/2013, 11:13 AM
And more bewbs.
HellsHammer - 12/10/2013, 11:33 AM
Didn't watch. The guy who makes these annoys the hell out of me.
KrazyForKomix - 12/10/2013, 11:36 AM
Ya' know, it wouldn't have been TOO hard to incorporate some breastesses.
Any of these gals would fit right in . . .

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Nomis - 12/10/2013, 12:13 PM
The Two Towers is the only one of these films I liked!
MsDarkPhoenix - 12/10/2013, 1:17 PM


Cap really likes these pictures
MsDarkPhoenix - 12/10/2013, 1:33 PM


Boys will be boys...
FerFogs - 12/10/2013, 1:41 PM
What's next, everything wrong with The Godfather? Not comparing, but...
marvel72 - 12/10/2013, 3:26 PM
gollum was the only reason i enjoyed this movie.
JediPhilosopher - 12/11/2013, 7:09 AM
I haven't watched it. I wonder if there will be a "no lapdance" complaint. :P
JediPhilosopher - 12/11/2013, 7:23 AM
Boobs would definitely have made the movie better. Oh, and in The Return of the King, when she says, "but I am no man", perfect time to show her boobs. I think it would have really added something.

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