Now The Dark Knight Is Getting A Porn Parody!

BATFXXX: Dark Knight Parody will be released on DVD at the end of the month so hit the jump to check out the trailer and pictures from the surprisingly decent looking porno...

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By Josh Wilding - 9/17/2010
Clearly hoping to capitalize off the success of Batman XXX, Bluebird have decided to release a porn parody that takes it's influences from the Burton, Shumacher and Nolan movies in varying degrees. Check out the trailer and some of the cast photos below and if you're interested in reading the, ahem, "synopsis" head on over to the parodies official site. I would have posted it but it's not exactly suitable for CBM's younger readers... :)

What do you guys think about these parodies? Harmless fun or an insult to the characters we've grown up with? Be sure to share your thoughts in the usual place!

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LEEE777 - 9/17/2010, 2:38 PM
Well it looks better than X-MEN: FIST A$$! : p
RockNRollCC - 9/17/2010, 2:41 PM
what...the fowk? lol
marvel72 - 9/17/2010, 2:49 PM
dark knight porn,excellent.

@ leee777

no to x-men fist ass,you might get batman fist ass in this. :D

batman xxx charactor names

1.killer c*ck
2.the tiddler
3.the poker
4.harley quimm
ThisFan - 9/17/2010, 2:49 PM
really another batman one
LEEE777 - 9/17/2010, 2:51 PM
deadpool @ Yeah lol BAT LOVE heh heh!!!
patriautism - 9/17/2010, 2:52 PM
Batman looks soo funny.. I pretty much HAVE to watch this.
Gose - 9/17/2010, 2:52 PM
huh !!!??!??
oOLaterDazeOo - 9/17/2010, 2:53 PM
Vivid does it better

Tori Black

Creature - 9/17/2010, 2:57 PM
They aren't even trying to parody's porn though so I'm on board.
DCMarvelFreshman - 9/17/2010, 2:58 PM
Hawksblueyes - 9/17/2010, 2:58 PM
Good stuff Josh!

These things are getting crazy. This is the first time I have seen an obvious zipper on Batmans britches. Are those hockey pants? =D
kalelrules - 9/17/2010, 3:00 PM
Lets just stop posting articles on porn... seriously grow the [frick] up. We come here for CBM not porn. Its pathetic really
Creature - 9/17/2010, 3:04 PM
You could build a lot off of bat nipples you know :p
patriautism - 9/17/2010, 3:12 PM
@kalelrules .. A comic movie including porn is still a comic movie, just one you spank it to.
JoshWilding - 9/17/2010, 3:13 PM
HAWKS: Thanks bud! I'm just surprised that they've not started doing Marvel versions of these things...either way, I dont really have a great deal of interest in watching The Joker nail Poison Ivy! :D

kalelrules: Have a sense of humour dude. In the past week I've posted 27 stories, 3 of which were Captain America related exlusives. I think you can handle a fun article like this in the midst of all the news that me and everyone else contributes on CBM.
Denn1s - 9/17/2010, 3:20 PM
holy crap they nailed two face. awesome
Angelus - 9/17/2010, 3:25 PM
I'll watch this!

dickmastaflex - 9/17/2010, 3:27 PM
Haha Batman looks exactly like bale
WakeUp - 9/17/2010, 3:34 PM
LOL it seems like this Batman should have nipples like Clooney
AshleyJWilliams - 9/17/2010, 3:53 PM
I lot of these chicks look pretty hot but I gotta say I am not excited about seeing Two Face nude at all. But still for a porno nice effects for his face.

Anyway this looks intriguing but Im just gonna stick to normal porn... :D
deathoncredit - 9/17/2010, 4:21 PM
Where are they going to fit in the sex scenes with all that incoherent babbling?
rodsvilaca - 9/17/2010, 4:40 PM
I liked so much that lady Robin...
Denn1s - 9/17/2010, 4:42 PM
batman's mask is from e look it up if you don't believe me
pfitzer - 9/17/2010, 5:19 PM
wow. that looks lame, even for porn.
droopy1317 - 9/17/2010, 5:32 PM
i'll play with the pussycat ;p @toughgrappler, there was already porn in the transformers 2, remember the dogs humpin and the robot humpin megan's leg?
blueorangeny - 9/17/2010, 5:41 PM
@ JoshW - nice, but vivd does seem to create better CBM. I am loving Catwomen tho', who's playing Catwoman

Now to the smuck KalElrules. @ kalelrules - I love that you're a Superman fan and I hate to call you smuck. But dude wtf is your problem? You're crying about "Grow up", lol you're screaming that on a comic book site, COMIC BOOK SITE dude. How many girls do you think you'll be able to pick up when you tell them I'm a smuck and I'm a CB Smuck/Geek. If you confess that to a girl, she'll turn and tell you to grow some balls & grow up. Seriously! Perhaps maybe you prefer guys, perhaps you just don't get any ass who knows, but here's what you can do. NEXT TIME you see an article about a COMIC BOOK PORNO, very simple, skip to the next. We don't want to hear a bitch cry about this and that. Now go read a comic book you poozer. While I tell my girl (<---pic avatar) that I want her to dress up as Supergirl. Because after watching Supes/Bats: Apocalypse Supergirl has been giving me the itch. Hey JoshW perhaps I'll make a trailer to my porno with my chic dress as Supergirl. Then we can post it here so smucks like him can complain more. LMAO
theangrytroll - 9/17/2010, 6:15 PM
@WittySupername - A Flash porno would be over WAY to quickly. Bad for the industry.
MrMurdock - 9/17/2010, 6:25 PM
HAHAHA Bat [frick]s! That's [frik]ing hilarious.

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GirlyGeek - 9/17/2010, 7:26 PM
Ah...I want to be Robin for Halloween now! And I agree, Vivid has the best porn...though Digital Playground's "cheerleaders" is moving up my ranks of faves.
ALFREDORENEANGEL - 9/17/2010, 7:58 PM
They do not do Marvel because they will get their Behinds copulated By Disney.

Besides you can see all the action on the comics either way.
GusGalaxy - 9/17/2010, 8:13 PM
now i gotta see this one, i love these parodies, the last one was great, especially the catwoman scene at the end! that was reaaallly nice.. :)
TheStranger - 9/17/2010, 8:40 PM
I agree does look a lot better than Fist A$$
AngryRob - 9/17/2010, 8:52 PM
Jesus christ, we get it. You guys don't like X-men First class. Come up with something new
gibbyblaylock - 9/17/2010, 8:56 PM
It's sad that this porno version of CATWOMAN looks, like, ten times better than the Halle Berry version.
VIKEME - 9/17/2010, 9:47 PM
I wonder if the left half of two face's junk if burnt?
GusGalaxy - 9/17/2010, 10:26 PM
i just checked out the "other" trailer, it looks REALLY good! some of my favorite adult stars are in it.. phoenix marie, brooke haven, mason moore, yep, now i HAVE to see this..
MrSuperheromoviefan - 9/17/2010, 11:41 PM
I don't have any problem with porn parody, but I am big fan of The Dark Knight. So, I don't like it. DON'T [frick] WITH THE DARK KNIGHT!!
MrDCGuy23 - 9/18/2010, 11:37 AM
Im lovin Robin right now...
TruePunishment - 9/18/2010, 12:41 PM
For whoever said there should be a Transformers porn, it could be called Transgenders: Homos In Disguise!
Loganace - 9/18/2010, 12:42 PM
Ain't it just sad that porn Catwoman looks better than movie Catwoman...
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