Conan O'Brien's THE DARK KNIGHT RISES Porn Parody

In a past episode Conan O'Brien incorrectly pronounced the last word in The Dark Knight Rises title as "rising" and tries to cover up the mistake with a humorous sketch.

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By nailbiter111 - 4/24/2012
When a fan points out that Conan mistakenly referred to the next Batman film as "The Dark Knight Rising," the comedian tries to cover up the mistake by producing a porn film of the same name. The film follows the exploits of the caped crusader as he encounters lustful versions of The Riddler and Bane.

The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters July 20th 2012 and stars Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman, Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth, Gary Oldman as Jim Gordon, Tom Hardy as Bane, Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as John Blake and Marion Cotillard as Miranda Tate.

DanteSparda - 4/24/2012, 11:57 AM
Your move Nolan...
LokiTrickskin - 4/24/2012, 12:06 PM
imnotahero - 4/24/2012, 12:07 PM

JDUKE25 - 4/24/2012, 12:09 PM
They played off the word "Rises" haha how......original....
forthesakeofnow - 4/24/2012, 12:11 PM
the last episodes of the tonight show with conan were some of the best pieces of non-fiction television ive ever seen. id say "f*ck jay leno" but if anything he has helped conan improve like mad.

just makes me laugh when its compared to the jonathon ross bullsh*t in the UK
forthesakeofnow - 4/24/2012, 12:12 PM

its meant to be a really forced, last ditched attempt to make them look like they dont make mistakes.

not really meant to be original...
JDUKE25 - 4/24/2012, 12:14 PM
as for the video...

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JDUKE25 - 4/24/2012, 12:15 PM
@forthesakeofnow I know, but it wasn't funny. I loved their Thor parody though.
TheMyth - 4/24/2012, 12:15 PM
That awesome cinematography had me thinking I was actually watching TDKR... until Riddler showed up and I was like, "Riddler ain't in this movie!"

Relax... just messin'. Figured I'd get it in before the flame-war starts.

btw, highwaytohell looks like he could be a CBMer...
forthesakeofnow - 4/24/2012, 12:17 PM

i get ya, didnt really think either were that funny, just really like the show as a whole
LennyBG - 4/24/2012, 12:19 PM
Please someone tell me how to post pics? thank u =)
Mucklefluga - 4/24/2012, 12:24 PM
What's up with his hair !!! It's scary !!!
GingerBird - 4/24/2012, 12:26 PM
Haha itsbarry literally lives on the Internet and has no human friends.
LennyBG - 4/24/2012, 12:26 PM
10x yo :P
SuperSomething616 - 4/24/2012, 12:28 PM
Why is this on the front page?
Supes17 - 4/24/2012, 12:31 PM
The guy in the vid is Morty:P
Supes17 - 4/24/2012, 12:34 PM
"With extra Sausage..."
mrexcellent - 4/24/2012, 12:39 PM
In all seriousness, the guy playing Batman sounds like ItsJustSomeRandomGuy of youtube fame.
MrPagBrewster - 4/24/2012, 12:40 PM
@LennyBG, do you use Google Chrome??
Fogs - 4/24/2012, 12:42 PM
Wow itsbarry is really annoying!
GuyFawkes - 4/24/2012, 12:44 PM
MrPagBrewster - 4/24/2012, 12:46 PM
uuuhhhhhhh......................................I wanted to see some catwoman t&a.
Supes17 - 4/24/2012, 12:46 PM
Turns out Nolan himself is interested in the "adult business"
Giraffehead - 4/24/2012, 12:55 PM
I fear the community comments are regressing even more into adolescence.
goldenavenger77 - 4/24/2012, 1:01 PM
CPBuff22 - 4/24/2012, 1:03 PM
Well, that Bane was far scarier than what will be in Nolans movie. 0_o
Giraffehead - 4/24/2012, 1:09 PM
It's alright Tea, I know you can't help yourself.

It's everyone else trying to imitate you that gets tiring, but I'm sure you are flattered.
MisterJay - 4/24/2012, 1:23 PM
wow...looking better than tdkr so far :P ... at least i can understand what bane is saying x_x
2gold - 4/24/2012, 1:25 PM
They already did a Batman porn with a guy doing the Bale voice. It's REALLY distracting. And if you ever wanted to see female robin get it from the Joker, well it delivers!
goldenavenger77 - 4/24/2012, 1:58 PM
Well how dare people have some fun with the forum and not follow other certain members blinkered self righteous views of the community.

bobevanz - 4/24/2012, 2:14 PM
This is why conan obrien is the best, it is questionable considering TBS is a time warner subsidiary so this is just more publicity for the dork knight. Hopefully its good!
DCnerd46 - 4/24/2012, 3:18 PM
Saw that last night and laughed my ass off. One of the only TV shows I watch.
Giraffehead - 4/24/2012, 3:32 PM
My stance is no more self righteous than yours, but you are proving my point.
sonofsamadams - 4/24/2012, 4:26 PM
Conan is just not funny anymore.
mgeoff88 - 4/24/2012, 4:54 PM
That was pretty hilarious. Conan is definitely one of the better shows on TBS.

I love the syndicated sitcoms on TBS: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, King of Queens and Seinfeld. The Big Bang Theory is good not great IMO.

However, I don't care for Family Guy, because it is such a stupid show. And Tyler Perry's sitcoms are bloody awful. Seriously, I could write a sitcom 1000x better than him. And I have zero experience in writing for TV shows!

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest. :)

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